Randomguy Posted March 25 Share #1 Posted March 25 I don't think carbs are part of a tiger's natural diet. I actually feel pretty sure of it. What else could he credibly endorse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 25 Share #2 Posted March 25 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: What else could he credibly endorse? Froot Loops? Wait, his cell mate, Tucan Sam, has that gig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted March 25 Share #3 Posted March 25 um, because they're great? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted March 25 Share #4 Posted March 25 Kashi tree twigs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 25 Share #5 Posted March 25 Kellogs Frosted Indian Villager Flakes? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted March 25 Share #6 Posted March 25 Tony tht Tiger is a whore that shills for the highest bidder. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 25 Share #7 Posted March 25 Just now, Mr. Silly said: Tony tht Tiger is a whore that shills for the highest bidder. Shut your mouth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 25 Author Share #8 Posted March 25 11 minutes ago, 12string said: um, because they're great? Subjective, overruled. 3 minutes ago, jsharr said: Kellogs Frosted Indian Villager Flakes? Yes! On the right track. 2 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: Tony the Tiger is a whore that shills for the highest bidder. Also true. I wonder what his net worth is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 25 Share #9 Posted March 25 Because he likes having the Sun Bowl named after him? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted March 25 Share #10 Posted March 25 4 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Also true. I wonder what his net worth is? He's been a Frosted Flakes whore longer than Pat Sajak has been a host of Wheel of Fortune. Unless Tony pissed it all away on cocaine I think he is probably sitting pretty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 25 Share #11 Posted March 25 6 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: He's been a Frosted Flakes whore longer than Pat Sajak has been a host of Wheel of Fortune. Unless Tony pissed it all away on cocaine I think he is probably sitting pretty. He lives in Battle Creek. No one is pretty in Battle Creek. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 25 Share #12 Posted March 25 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: tiger's natural diet Food/Eating Habits Tigers are ambush predators that rely on stealth and strength to take down prey. These apex predators primarily hunt large ungulates, such as wild boar and deer, but are also known to consume monkeys, buffalo, sloth bears, leopards and even crocodiles. When tigers are found in close proximity to humans, they may also feed on domestic animals, such as cattle or goats. Tigers are adept swimmers and have even been recorded hunting in the water. These powerful cats hunt primarily at night, using sight and sound to identify prey. Their striped coats help them blend into their surroundings, where they lie in wait for prey to pass by. At the opportune moment, tigers pounce on their prey, take it to the ground and finish the kill by breaking or biting the neck. Tigers hunt about once a week and consume as much as 75 pounds (34 kilograms) of food in one night. At the Zoo, tigers eat ground beef, and their diet is supplemented with enrichment items each week. They receive knucklebones or cow femurs twice a week and rabbits once a week to exercise their jaws and keep their teeth healthy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 25 Share #13 Posted March 25 58 minutes ago, Kzoo said: He lives in Battle Creek. No one is pretty in Battle Creek. True. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 25 Author Share #14 Posted March 25 35 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Food/Eating Habits Tigers are ambush predators that rely on stealth and strength to take down prey. These apex predators primarily hunt large ungulates, such as wild boar and deer, but are also known to consume monkeys, buffalo, sloth bears, leopards and even crocodiles. When tigers are found in close proximity to humans, they may also feed on domestic animals, such as cattle or goats. Tigers are adept swimmers and have even been recorded hunting in the water. These powerful cats hunt primarily at night, using sight and sound to identify prey. Their striped coats help them blend into their surroundings, where they lie in wait for prey to pass by. At the opportune moment, tigers pounce on their prey, take it to the ground and finish the kill by breaking or biting the neck. Tigers hunt about once a week and consume as much as 75 pounds (34 kilograms) of food in one night. At the Zoo, tigers eat ground beef, and their diet is supplemented with enrichment items each week. They receive knucklebones or cow femurs twice a week and rabbits once a week to exercise their jaws and keep their teeth healthy. So no Frosted Flakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted March 25 Share #15 Posted March 25 Doesn't Tony say, "Because they're great!" ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 25 Author Share #16 Posted March 25 29 minutes ago, MickinMD said: Doesn't Tony say, "Because they're great!" ? Leave out the 'because'. I think leprechauns are more persuasive, but obviously the American public think differently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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