Chopped Liver Posted December 19, 2013 Share #1 Posted December 19, 2013 As a native American....wtf!? Where did you aholes come from and why are you squatting on my land? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 19, 2013 Share #2 Posted December 19, 2013 Ummm, excuse me but we took the land and now it's ours. That's the way it works in the land of big boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted December 19, 2013 Share #3 Posted December 19, 2013 I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 19, 2013 Share #4 Posted December 19, 2013 Ummm, excuse me but we took the land and now it's ours. I always hated the British especially. I think they originally took it, then the rabble took it back. America is owned by the rabble. The indians can buy it back if they want, but one plot of land at a time. They have lots of casinos, so it shouldn't be hard to build up some cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted December 19, 2013 Share #5 Posted December 19, 2013 I'm native american too, so don't taze me bro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share #6 Posted December 19, 2013 Muscogee and Cherokee here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted December 19, 2013 Share #7 Posted December 19, 2013 I'm german decent… You need to take a shower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 19, 2013 Share #8 Posted December 19, 2013 Muscogee and Cherokee here. What else? Indians got around, is all, so I am guessing there is some bushman, french, and russian in you, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted December 19, 2013 Share #9 Posted December 19, 2013 Muscogee and Cherokee here. Algonquin and Omaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted December 19, 2013 Share #10 Posted December 19, 2013 I'm german decent… You need to take a shower! That's the main ingredient in my Heinz 57. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 19, 2013 Share #11 Posted December 19, 2013 I'm german decent… You need to take a shower! A spaetzle shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 19, 2013 Share #12 Posted December 19, 2013 That's the main ingredient in my Heinz 57. I am part schnauzer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted December 19, 2013 Share #13 Posted December 19, 2013 Dad: Highland Scot Mom: Swiss Jew and Lenni-Lenape I love my mutt status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted December 19, 2013 Share #14 Posted December 19, 2013 Algonquin and Omaha. Lakota amongst a host of other things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieQ Posted December 19, 2013 Share #15 Posted December 19, 2013 I think I was invited here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olas Nah Posted December 19, 2013 Share #16 Posted December 19, 2013 I'm Irish, You guys all need a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted December 19, 2013 Share #17 Posted December 19, 2013 listen here, Injun! Buffalo Bill wasn't just out hunting we kicked you ass, stole your land, and named the football team of our nation's capitol, the Washington Redskins. That was just to rub it in because the Nez Perce made such awful pains in the assess out of themselves up there in Washington...that really steamed our clams, you know. But anyway, back to business. This land was granted to us by the King of England, we took it by force fair and square, and now you're the ones with the funny accent, not us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share #18 Posted December 19, 2013 I'm Irish, You guys all need a drink. you buying the fire water, pale face with forked toungue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olas Nah Posted December 19, 2013 Share #19 Posted December 19, 2013 you buying the fire water, pale face with forked toungue? Shouldn't you be outside mowing the lawn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share #20 Posted December 19, 2013 Shouldn't you be outside mowing the lawn? No, dealing cards.....are you going to stand, or do you want a hit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted December 19, 2013 Share #21 Posted December 19, 2013 As a native American....wtf!? Where did you aholes come from and why are you squatting on my land? Well I of European decent will be happy to give you the land back but you have to stop using wheels and guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 19, 2013 Share #22 Posted December 19, 2013 I commute on a pony wearing a loin cloth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted December 19, 2013 Share #23 Posted December 19, 2013 How did you get the loin cloth on the pony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 19, 2013 Share #24 Posted December 19, 2013 How did you get the loin cloth on the pony? I covered my naughy bits with it first and then I mounted the pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted December 19, 2013 Share #25 Posted December 19, 2013 I covered my naughy bits with it first and then I mounted the pony. A condom would have been safer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share #26 Posted December 19, 2013 A condom would have been safer. for who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 19, 2013 Share #27 Posted December 19, 2013 A condom would have been safer. I was wearing a condom too. BTW, have you ever tried to put on a loin cloth while riding a pony slamon in city traffic? It is next to impossible in quiet and solitude, but when you are trying to get through an intersection with some Mexican guy in a truck honking at you, it is beyond impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share #28 Posted December 19, 2013 I was wearing a condom too. BTW, have you ever tried to put on a loin cloth while riding a pony slamon in city traffic? It is next to impossible in quiet and solitude, but when you are trying to get through an intersection with some Mexican guy in a truck honking at you, it is beyond impossible. Taco truck...he probably thought you wanted a breakfast burrito. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted December 19, 2013 Share #29 Posted December 19, 2013 for who? *whom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share #30 Posted December 19, 2013 *whom Listen pale face..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted December 19, 2013 Share #31 Posted December 19, 2013 Listen pale face..... I have more Native blood and better grammar skills that you!! Nanaaanaaannynaaanaaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted December 19, 2013 Share #32 Posted December 19, 2013 As a native American....wtf!? Where did you aholes come from and why are you squatting on my land? Don't know what you are talking about, I've been here all my llife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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