jsharr ★ Posted March 19, 2019 Share #1 Posted March 19, 2019 to help keep The Cafe stupid and irrelevant? If not, why not? discus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted March 19, 2019 Share #2 Posted March 19, 2019 It’s got enough stupid and irrelevant, it doesn’t need my help. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted March 19, 2019 Share #3 Posted March 19, 2019 I probably am without knowing it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted March 19, 2019 Share #4 Posted March 19, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share #5 Posted March 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 19, 2019 Share #6 Posted March 19, 2019 1 hour ago, jsharr said: If not, why not? My last paycheck from SW never showed up! Screw working for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 19, 2019 Share #7 Posted March 19, 2019 No. It is an election year here. I am busy using my social influencer skills and hacking Russia so I can hack the US so I can hack Canada. You morans won't know what hit you! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2019 Share #8 Posted March 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, Wilbur said: No. It is an election year here. I am busy using my social influencer skills and hacking Russia so I can hack the US so I can hack Canada. You morans won't know what hit you! Canada has elections? Who knew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted March 19, 2019 Share #9 Posted March 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, Wilbur said: You morans won't know what hit you! By design, if I'm a moran, would I know much of anything? It's a simple life. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted March 19, 2019 Share #10 Posted March 19, 2019 I leave that to the experts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted March 19, 2019 Share #11 Posted March 19, 2019 22 minutes ago, Wilbur said: No. It is an election year here. I am busy using my social influencer skills and hacking Russia so I can hack the US so I can hack Canada. You morans won't know what hit you! I thought pilot washed his hands of the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 19, 2019 Share #12 Posted March 19, 2019 20 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: By design, if I'm a moran, would I know much of anything? It's a simple life. I don't think it was in the design, just the implementation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted March 19, 2019 Share #13 Posted March 19, 2019 Just now, Wilbur said: I don't think it was in the design, just the implementation. As a moran, I am not capable of processing these deep thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep_herder ★ Posted March 19, 2019 Share #14 Posted March 19, 2019 If it gets too weird, I'll find something else to occupy my time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted March 19, 2019 Share #15 Posted March 19, 2019 4 hours ago, jsharr said: to help keep The Cafe stupid and irrelevant? If not, why not? discus why must you set the bar so high? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share #16 Posted March 19, 2019 14 minutes ago, 12string said: why must you set the bar so high? It is more fun to watch the drunks fall off of tall bar stools, duh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted March 19, 2019 Share #17 Posted March 19, 2019 I try to post items of tangential interest only, knowing that discussion the new things I'm learning won't be as funny as trivial stuff. Otherwise I'd write about exploring creative writing (plot development, point of view, tension, pacing, etc.) and give an example like this of my homework from Writing Fiction by the Gotham Writer's Workshop (c.2003): Ch.1, p.18: YOUR TURN: Take this opening phrase: Sam wasn't sure if it was a wonderful sign or a sign of disaster but Sam knew. Write down that fictional opener, then keep going. Freewrite, meaning write without stopping or even thinking too much, just scribble away however things come out. You should write for at least five minutes but feel free to go as long as you like. No one will see this but you, and you have permission for this to be nothing but gibberish. Just feel what it's like to write in a white heat. Sam wasn't sure if it was a wonderful sign or a sign of disaster but Sam knew he had to react. He worked his way back down the hill and wondered if the bright lights in the distance would approach or die out. "Jen," he whispered as he tapped her shoulder. She awoke and could see the look of alarm on Sam's face. "What's wrong?" "Maybe nothing. Maybe something. Either way we have to move from here." In the dark they worked their way into the brush so they could see the road from a concealed position. "Wrrrrp. Wrrrrrp. Wrrrrp." The strange approaching noise was soon accompanied by flashing blue and red lights that illuminated the road in multiple laser-thin beams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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