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New rolling home away from home. It needs a touch of TLC to make it cuter.

Heck no. Cause if it was edible the dogs would have found it and eaten it already.

But_I_don't_like_spaces._They_allow_gaps_that_useless_drivel_may_fall_into.

Don't make a habit of it.

Oh crap... I have been here long enough to be in a zombie thread..

FB has this thing to Family Guy yourself

Have you every seen a boneless chicken farm? It's one of the saddest things ever! The chickens just sorta flop around on the ground as they can't stand up.

I think I'll change my name back to Longjohn-bic in honor of this information.

I advocate it.

Thank you for that information, Mr. Dum bass.

I'm suspicious of runner number 547.

Times have changed. Not once did i hear, "If you dont like my coffee make it your own damn self!"

I know this is a parody, but I'll bite. She's not quite so tomboyish. She can control her temper better. She's better at being compassionate. She has matured, but she's still young at heart.

I like crayons. ...The blue ones taste the best

share a video clip or a joke or something, something that makes you laugh uncontrollably. please. Like this: I don't know if it's true but I read somewhere that the actors playing the centurion guards at the end did not have the script and they didn't know the lines. They were just instructed not to laugh. I think that's awesome.

Frogs are useful in so many situations!

that's midol

I marinate mine in EVOO, lemon juice, crushed garlic, fresh rosemary, S&P. Grilled of course.

Why??? My recipe is return it to the grocery store and pay a visit to the Colonel.

I like it. That's a good use of space to store the roomba on the roof.

Hawaii Emergency Management Agency Administrator Vern Miyagi is headed to the agency's 24-hour operations center to find out why the false alert about a ballistic missile was sent out, according to an email to CNN. "The warning was a mistake," Miyagi said. I think the false alert went out because Administrator Miyagi got his 'wax on' confused with his 'wax off'.

I'm sure Road Runner and Cheese each have one.

On one episode of the Six Million Dollar Man, he takes off in one type of aircraft; flies in another type of aircraft; and lands in a third aircraft.

That sounds VERY inappropriate. Pics or it didn't happen! Tom

Did you warn her you might contaminate the clothes? No one wants smallpox in their clothes.

Pictures from the hot tub, that kind of day.

If we merged all the worthless threads into one thread, we would only have one thread.

That is just crazy! I will try it.

When I moved back to town about 5 years ago, I had dates with Denise and Jill to see if there was a spark. Nada. Then I met BuffCarla and the rest is history.

If you do go, watch your language and attitude.

A huge step forward for gender neutrality advocates.

The husbands seemed a bit harsh at times, and the wives a bit concerned, but the comments and resulting repartee were restricted solely to coffee production. The wives focused more on correcting the problem coffee than being butt-hurt about all things, which was very refreshing. I wish society could focus on one problem at a time, like in the Folgers world.

They dont; make 'em like they used to!

Yep our old wooden desks had the inkwells as well. And they were aparently sturdy enough to use as a shield in case of a nuclear attack too.

Geez, I didn;t even notice until you said that! As Barney Miller would have said, a good thread should last 10 years.

This has nothing to do with these horrible wives, reclaimed from the brink by Folgers coffee. Folgers has consistently had our back as a society for as long as I can remember.

we talked about walking at work (fewer drivers) and the same thing!!

The snow covered the ice and made the driving easier.

Same here! And I am not THAT old yet. Just my school equipment was.

I thought you had to have a pilot pen, because of your profession.

I tried it, but they sent me to the Beavis and Butthead app.

She’s Mike’s problem now. Mike is my pretty humble and laid back co-worker. He told us he told his wife he was not looking forward to going to Bethlehem with her next week. And that was before I told him about my week. We told him to call her Betsy.

Too far?! Well drive faster and ketchup!

So, it turns out that the Massachusetts State Zoo is as much a research organization as it is a traditional zoo. They study ageing there and they have a collection of very old, no one knows how old, porpoise there as well as the traditional animals like tigers and lions. There is a gentleman who has a contract with the zoo to collect and truck baby seagulls to the zoo to feed the porpoise. One day on his trip he unloads the truck and proceeds down the path to the aquarium but suddenly a lion steps out of the bushes and approaches him. He freezes in place and the lion lays down on the path and looks at him while licking his chops. Two handlers come out of the bushes, take a quick look at the situation and then one says, "don't worry, Alfred is as tame as can be so long as you don't run. Just step over him and be about your business. The gentleman takes his crate, steps over the lion and proceeds down the trail. About 50 yards down the trail several men dressed in black and armed with guns jump out of the bush and put him under arrest. He was charged with violations of the Mann Act. It seems he was guilty of carrying young gulls across a state lion for immortal porpoises. And that's the truth.

Note to people who can't watch this video because it is NSFW: You aren't missing anything.

...'bout halfway up Mt Rose, in Nevada near Incline. Note the classic bear paws. Yes I buried a tip and fell on snowshoes. It happens.