Square Wheels Posted August 22, 2014 Share #1 Posted August 22, 2014 Why do people get embarrassed when they fart in public? Imagine you're sitting in a meeting with some department bigshots. You think you can sneak one out, but darn it, it was a noisy one. I'd hope to die of a heart attack on the spot. Everyone farts, why are we so ashamed of it. People from Texas don't need to respond as we know they aren't ashamed of much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted August 22, 2014 Share #2 Posted August 22, 2014 I'm not ashamed of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 22, 2014 Share #3 Posted August 22, 2014 Girl's fart rainbows with a lavender scent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 22, 2014 Share #4 Posted August 22, 2014 I take pride in them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share #5 Posted August 22, 2014 I'm not ashamed of it. I take pride in them I feared I'd mostly receive this type of response. Am I the only civilized person that holds them in and cause physical pain and discomfort? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 22, 2014 Share #6 Posted August 22, 2014 I'm not exactly civil or civilized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 22, 2014 Share #7 Posted August 22, 2014 I feared I'd mostly receive this type of response. Am I the only civilized person that holds them in and cause physical pain and discomfort? So what you're saying then is that you were really hoping for a response from me…... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 22, 2014 Share #8 Posted August 22, 2014 I usually wait for an elevator to let them out in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted August 22, 2014 Share #9 Posted August 22, 2014 I usually wait for an elevator to let them out in. I let one go at the Naval Hospital Pensacola once. I had been out drinking all night in the hours preceding this incident. I was in the elevator getting off on a floor and a few seconds before the doors opened I let something out of my body that could be described as a stench that would gag Satan himself. The doors opened, I stepped out and in walked the Captain, the Commanding Officer of the entire Hospital. I saw a look of sheer panic in her eyes as the door shut and I bolted for the barracks. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 22, 2014 Share #10 Posted August 22, 2014 I used to get a kick out of farthing loudly in a grocery store in Boulder when I lived there. There was a customer service desk that was always populated by several gossiping teenage girl employees, I loved walking by and delivering a huge fart and trying not to laugh, always keeping a super-serious expression. It always completely shut them up while they tried to consider what the hell just transpired, then they would start hushed giggling with their hands over their mouths. I am sure it got louder as I got out of range, though, but I was always laughing at that point, too. It got so that if I had to fart and was in the area, I would try to head to that grocery store as fast as I could. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 22, 2014 Share #11 Posted August 22, 2014 the other day at the pet store, my stomach and asshole teamed up on me and started spewing out some noxious fumes. Wife was embarrassed. BTW, the smelled bad even to me and that there takes some doing, or dooing as it were. Anywho, I did the right thing and walked over to the cat section of the store whenever I needed to let fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 22, 2014 Share #12 Posted August 22, 2014 Today it's all about the asparagus pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted August 22, 2014 Share #13 Posted August 22, 2014 I just stand next to one of my residents....they fart as they shuffle down the hallway 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted August 22, 2014 Share #14 Posted August 22, 2014 Today it's all about the asparagus pee. That usually makes me think twice aboot eating 'sparagus. Nasty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted August 22, 2014 Share #15 Posted August 22, 2014 I let one go at the Naval Hospital Pensacola once. I had been out drinking all night in the hours preceding this incident. I was in the elevator getting off on a floor and a few seconds before the doors opened I let something out of my body that could be described as a stench that would gag Satan himself. The doors opened, I stepped out and in walked the Captain, the Commanding Officer of the entire Hospital. I saw a look of sheer panic in her eyes as the door shut and I bolted for the barracks. Perfect! Just imagine the thoughts of the people who entered the elevator as she exited, and they caught a whiff of what you'd done and you being long gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted August 23, 2014 Share #16 Posted August 23, 2014 Girl's fart rainbows with a lavender scent. I think some monkeys just flew outta yer butt. Rainbowed, lavender-scented monkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted August 23, 2014 Share #17 Posted August 23, 2014 I used to get a kick out of farthing loudly in a grocery store in Boulder when I lived there. There was a customer service desk that was always populated by several gossiping teenage girl employees, I loved walking by and delivering a huge fart and trying not to laugh, always keeping a super-serious expression. It always completely shut them up while they tried to consider what the hell just transpired, then they would start hushed giggling with their hands over their mouths. I am sure it got louder as I got out of range, though, but I was always laughing at that point, too. It got so that if I had to fart and was in the area, I would try to head to that grocery store as fast as I could. I have been to that grocery store. Thankfully, I have never smelled you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted August 23, 2014 Share #18 Posted August 23, 2014 Perfect! Just imagine the thoughts of the people who entered the elevator as she exited, and they caught a whiff of what you'd done and you being long gone. This is why I can never use a restroom after someone stinky has been in there! They ain't blaming me for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted August 23, 2014 Share #19 Posted August 23, 2014 Just let'em rip then say "did you hear that asshole?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted August 23, 2014 Share #20 Posted August 23, 2014 Farts are like shotguns - they can only be aimed in "general directions". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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