jsharr ★ Posted January 16, 2023 Share #1 Posted January 16, 2023 I have to ask myself, why would a person need to own six or more dildos? discus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 16, 2023 Share #2 Posted January 16, 2023 Variety is good. How many guns do you own as compared to need? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 16, 2023 Author Share #3 Posted January 16, 2023 9 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: Variety is good. How many guns do you own as compared to need? Not enough. I only have a 9 mm pistol, a 22 pistol and a 22 rifle. Both sons have a 12 gauge shotgun. One has a 22 rifle and the other has a 308 rifle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 16, 2023 Share #4 Posted January 16, 2023 Just now, jsharr said: Not enough. I only have a 9 mm pistol, a 22 pistol and a 22 rifle. Both sons have a 12 gauge shotgun. One has a 22 rifle and the other has a 308 rifle. Surely Texas has no silly laws limiting the number of guns you can own. They have there priorities straight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 16, 2023 Author Share #5 Posted January 16, 2023 1 minute ago, maddmaxx said: Surely Texas has no silly laws limiting the number of guns you can own. They have there priorities straight. There are no state or Federal laws limiting number of guns owned as far as I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 16, 2023 Author Share #6 Posted January 16, 2023 I do not know who changed the name, but that right there is funny. @Randomguy will have to agree. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 16, 2023 Share #7 Posted January 16, 2023 1 minute ago, jsharr said: There are no state or Federal laws limiting number of guns owned as far as I know. That's because the administration isn't living in fear that their wives might be too happy from the excessive ownership of dildos on their own to provide the expected care and comfort. Excess guns don't feed that same fear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted January 16, 2023 Share #8 Posted January 16, 2023 19 minutes ago, jsharr said: I have to ask myself, why would a person need to own six or more dildos? discus That is a good question. I can 3D print one for you. Custom designed to your specifications Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 16, 2023 Author Share #9 Posted January 16, 2023 Just now, bikeman564™ said: That is a good question. I can 3D print one for you. Custom designed to your specifications I am not sure I have any dildo specifications. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 16, 2023 Share #10 Posted January 16, 2023 18 minutes ago, jsharr said: I do not know who changed the name, but that right there is funny. @Randomguy will have to agree. has a nice ring to it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 16, 2023 Share #11 Posted January 16, 2023 22 minutes ago, jsharr said: There are no state or Federal laws limiting number of guns owned as far as I know. I'm pretty sure Tennessee has a three gun minimum law. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 16, 2023 Author Share #12 Posted January 16, 2023 Just now, Square Wheels said: I'm pretty sure Tennessee has a three gun minimum law. Most of our bars are the same way 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted January 16, 2023 Share #13 Posted January 16, 2023 Dildos are like guns. You buy a few to find the best one that works for you. Texas decided that your dildo test drives end at six. Guns? Try as many as you need to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted January 17, 2023 Share #14 Posted January 17, 2023 I think the limit might be six because after that the quantity of battery disposal becomes excessive and creates environmental issues. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted January 17, 2023 Share #15 Posted January 17, 2023 4 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: I think the limit might be six because after that the quantity of battery disposal becomes excessive and creates environmental issues. I think by 2030 all sex toys sold in CA need to be solar 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted January 17, 2023 Share #16 Posted January 17, 2023 6 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: I think by 2030 all sex toys sold in CA need to be solar You're correct. There is an exception if they are wind driven by blowing into them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted January 17, 2023 Share #17 Posted January 17, 2023 14 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: You're correct. There is an exception if they are wind driven by blowing into them. With my CAD & 3D printing skills & your electrical skills, we could make a million Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 17, 2023 Share #18 Posted January 17, 2023 I used to say that about cats. WTF? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 17, 2023 Share #19 Posted January 17, 2023 24 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: I think by 2030 all sex toys sold in CA need to be solar Not true. Wind and Geothermal are legal too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted January 17, 2023 Share #20 Posted January 17, 2023 3 hours ago, jsharr said: why would a person need to own six or more dildos? No kink shaming, but maybe something like.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted January 17, 2023 Share #21 Posted January 17, 2023 3 hours ago, jsharr said: I have to ask myself, why would a person need to own six or more dildos? discus Maybe this is a question for Mrs jsharr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 17, 2023 Share #22 Posted January 17, 2023 3 hours ago, jsharr said: Not enough. I only have a 9 mm pistol, a 22 pistol and a 22 rifle. Both sons have a 12 gauge shotgun. One has a 22 rifle and the other has a 308 rifle. This sounds like anti-dildo speak 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted January 17, 2023 Share #23 Posted January 17, 2023 1 hour ago, bikeman564™ said: With my CAD & 3D printing skills & your electrical skills, we could make a million Now there's an idea! Would you be willing to work with a guy who designed and patented several battery operated 'appliances'? Asking for a friend... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 17, 2023 Author Share #24 Posted January 17, 2023 24 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: Now there's an idea! Would you be willing to work with a guy who designed and patented several battery operated 'appliances'? Asking for a friend... Thatthing Kantgointhere 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted January 17, 2023 Share #25 Posted January 17, 2023 13 hours ago, jsharr said: I am not sure I have any dildo specifications. Start small. I printed this last week, it's an assembly tool😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 17, 2023 Share #26 Posted January 17, 2023 15 hours ago, jsharr said: I have to ask myself, why would a person need to own six or more dildos? Texas decided to limit it to six; one for each government which has been in control and screwed the citizens of the state. "Six Dildos Over Texas". Spain, France, Mexico, the Republic of Texas, the United States of America, and the Confederate States of America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 17, 2023 Share #27 Posted January 17, 2023 15 hours ago, jsharr said: Never having owned even one I have to ask myself, why would a person need to own six or more dildos? discus Is this a trick question? Did you buy two (or more) to start, so never had just one???? Overkill, man! But then, so is having six or more. Four or five is the sweet spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 17, 2023 Author Share #28 Posted January 17, 2023 Has any one heard from @Randomguy? I cannot believe the dildo shaped beacon did not draw him in like a moth to a flame. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 17, 2023 Author Share #29 Posted January 17, 2023 38 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Is this a trick question? Did you buy two (or more) to start, so never had just one???? Overkill, man! But then, so is having six or more. Four or five is the sweet G spot. fify I think. Not sure. I know very little about such things you see. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 17, 2023 Author Share #30 Posted January 17, 2023 1 hour ago, bikeman564™ said: Start small. I printed this last week, it's an assembly tool😉 Is there supposed to be a space between ASS and Embly? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 17, 2023 Author Share #31 Posted January 17, 2023 41 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Texas decided to limit it to six; one for each government which has been in control and screwed the citizens of the state. "Six Dildos Over Texas". Spain, France, Mexico, the Republic of Texas, the United States of America, and the Confederate States of America. Well, I know you get bent over by the pricing when you go to Six Flags Over Texas, so this makes some sense to me. That should concern you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 17, 2023 Share #32 Posted January 17, 2023 17 hours ago, jsharr said: Not enough. I only have a 9 mm pistol, a 22 pistol and a 22 rifle. Both sons have a 12 gauge shotgun. One has a 22 rifle and the other has a 308 rifle. I don't think you would want to share dildoes amongst family members. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 17, 2023 Author Share #33 Posted January 17, 2023 Just now, Randomguy said: I don't think you would want to share dildoes amongst family members. I am sad for you. Wheels changed the forum named to Six Dildos Cycling yesterday. You missed it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 17, 2023 Share #34 Posted January 17, 2023 17 hours ago, jsharr said: I am not sure I have any dildo specifications. Why isn't this important post pinned? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 17, 2023 Share #35 Posted January 17, 2023 2 hours ago, jsharr said: Has any one heard from @Randomguy? I cannot believe the dildo shaped beacon did not draw him in like a moth to a flame. I was tied up this weekend, but no dildos were involved. Is the proper spelling for multiples "dildos" or "dildoes"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 17, 2023 Share #36 Posted January 17, 2023 3 minutes ago, jsharr said: I am sad for you. Wheels changed the forum named to Six Dildos Cycling yesterday. You missed it. That is great!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 17, 2023 Author Share #37 Posted January 17, 2023 Just now, Randomguy said: That is great!!! Maybe if you asked him nicely, @Square Wheels would change it back for you. It is the least he could do, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 17, 2023 Share #38 Posted January 17, 2023 36 minutes ago, jsharr said: Maybe if you asked him nicely, @Square Wheels would change it back for you. It is the least he could do, really. Today, I am trying to do less than the least I can do. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 17, 2023 Author Share #39 Posted January 17, 2023 Just now, Square Wheels said: Today, I am trying to do less than the least I can do. You learned nothing from Dr. Mickin. He took months to erect his shed. You tried to do your garage in an afternoon. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted January 17, 2023 Share #40 Posted January 17, 2023 44 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Why isn't this important post pinned? because you don't like pinned topics 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 17, 2023 Author Share #41 Posted January 17, 2023 1 hour ago, bikeman564™ said: because you don't like pinned topics I bet he likes pegged topics. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 17, 2023 Share #42 Posted January 17, 2023 19 hours ago, jsharr said: Never having owned even one discus Shouldn't we instead be discussing your use of them, then? Rent, borrow, or trying the store sample, how much pleasure have they brought you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 17, 2023 Share #43 Posted January 17, 2023 Before dildos became so easy to procure (internet), I remember young couples who enjoyed the occasional cucumber. I wonder if Texas allows you to have more than six cucumbers in your house? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 17, 2023 Share #44 Posted January 17, 2023 5 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Before dildos became so easy to procure (internet), I remember young couples who enjoyed the occasional cucumber. I wonder if Texas allows you to have more than six cucumbers in your house? Heck, folks drop bushels of zucchini off at their neighbors during their harvesting period! Who needs cukes when you have zukes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 17, 2023 Author Share #45 Posted January 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Randomguy said: That is great!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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