Feckin' squirrels

[2Far ★]

WTF would they chew on a natural gas line??

[maddmaxx ★]

When mice ate my lawn tractor coil wire I was told that some rubber like products from China contain peanut oil.

[sheep_herder ★]

Maybe to sharpen their teeth

[Kirby]

To show you what they can do if they choose.

[Wilbur ★]

Be nervous if they show up with a match.

[Kzoo]

You ask that like the rodent knows what's inside.

[2Far ★]

2 hours ago, Kzoo said:

You ask that like the rodent knows what's inside.

I think I'll hook up the old cattle/dog shocker fence transformer up to it. 

What could go wrong?

[Page Turner]

...a squirrel took out my step down power transformer up in the foothills once.  I was glad it belonged to the utility company.  the little guy paid dearly for his transgression, though. Got zapped and fried.

[Longjohn ★]

We had an electric milk house heater in the crawl space under a cabin to keep the pipes from freezing. It only came on when the temperature got close to freezing. One year the first really cold night we didn't have water. I took a flashlight and crawled into the crawl space and found a skeleton of a groundhog with the wire still in his mouth.

[Caretaker]

Here the brash American Grey squirrels invaded in 1911 and are considered bad, whereas the smaller Red squirrels are the natives who have lived here since the Ice Age and considered good. Killing Greys is our national duty and those who think they're cute are deluded.

[Page Turner]

4 hours ago, Caretaker said:

Here the brash American Grey squirrels invaded in 1911 and are considered bad, whereas the smaller Red squirrels are the natives who have lived here since the Ice Age and considered good. Killing Greys is our national duty and those who think they're cute are deluded.

...you could just box them up and send them to Greenville, SC. 

[Caretaker]

4 minutes ago, Page Turner said:

...you could just box them up and send them to Greenville, SC. 

We prefer Sleepville to Greenville.

[Thaddeus Kosciuszko]

20 hours ago, 2Far said:

What could go wrong?

So many, many things, when you attempt to mix electricity and natural gas like that - unless you take the proper first step.

Step 1: "Here, hold my beer."

[2Far ★]

1 hour ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said:

So many, many things, when you attempt to mix electricity and natural gas like that - unless you take the proper first step.

Step 1: "Here, hold my beer."

Ok, I'll hire this guy to design it for me, he seems fairly clever:

 

[team scooter]

The saber toothed rabbits chewed up two of my Christmas light extension cords last year. 

[Longjohn ★]

51 minutes ago, team scooter said:

The saber toothed rabbits chewed up two of my Christmas light extension cords last year. 

I wonder if they lit up?

[team scooter]

3 minutes ago, Longjohn said:

I wonder if they lit up?

Dang those ground fault interrupters.

Dang wildlife.