jsharr ★ Posted May 3, 2018 Share #1 Posted May 3, 2018 is printed on the bag of frozen peas and carrots in the freezer. I nuked a cup of them anyway and am having them with my teriyaki / worcestershire sauce marinated chicken breast. Is this my last supper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted May 3, 2018 Share #2 Posted May 3, 2018 nah you're fine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 3, 2018 Author Share #3 Posted May 3, 2018 1 minute ago, bikeman564™ said: nah you're fine I feel you are right, but if not, I would like you, as the first responder, to be one my pall bearers 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted May 3, 2018 Share #4 Posted May 3, 2018 I had my brother over last Friday and I grilled steaks. He asked if I had any worchestershire sauce. I checked and we had an unopened bottle in the cupboard that expired in 2014. He didn’t die. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted May 3, 2018 Share #5 Posted May 3, 2018 Are you starting to hallucinate? Are things starting to go black? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 3, 2018 Share #6 Posted May 3, 2018 What's wrong with you cheap bastards?! Throw that bacteria infested rot out and go out and buy new vittles. You have a responsibility to yourselves and your country to keep that economy churnin' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 3, 2018 Share #7 Posted May 3, 2018 Can BuffJim have your bike? It's need real nice getting to know you. I hope Martha and the boys will be fine. Is the truck on a lease that has to go back or does Martha have to deal with that too. You should spend what time you have this afternoon taking care of some of this crap. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 3, 2018 Share #8 Posted May 3, 2018 Depends on what you use them for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted May 3, 2018 Share #9 Posted May 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Kzoo said: Can BuffJim have your bike? It's need real nice getting to know you. I hope Martha and the boys will be fine. Is the truck on a lease that has to go back or does Martha have to deal with that too. You should spend what time you have this afternoon taking care of some of this crap. I kinda wanted Martha. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 3, 2018 Author Share #10 Posted May 3, 2018 33 minutes ago, BuffJim said: I kinda wanted Martha. That makes two of us. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted May 3, 2018 Share #11 Posted May 3, 2018 3 hours ago, dotman17 said: What's wrong with you cheap bastards?! Throw that bacteria infested rot out and go out and buy new vittles. You have a responsibility to yourselves and your country to keep that economy churnin' hey hush, I get the honor of pall bearer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 3, 2018 Author Share #12 Posted May 3, 2018 23 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: hey hush, I get the honor of pall bearer before you get too excited, you should know that I plan to ask @dotman17 to be one as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 3, 2018 Share #13 Posted May 3, 2018 1 hour ago, BuffJim said: I kinda wanted Martha. That's Martha with the life insurance policy on her dead Zjsharr 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 3, 2018 Share #14 Posted May 3, 2018 Just now, zjsharr said: before you get too excited, you should know that I plan to ask @dotman17 to be one as well. OK now my feelers are hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 3, 2018 Author Share #15 Posted May 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: OK now my feelers are hurt So should I even bother to ask you to deliver my eulogy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted May 3, 2018 Share #16 Posted May 3, 2018 death poll anyone? I got next Tuesday after several nasty days in the ER/ICU/hospice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 4, 2018 Share #17 Posted May 4, 2018 2 hours ago, zjsharr said: So should I even bother to ask you to deliver my eulogy? I can do that. I already have it written. So for your clan, do I have to put my teeth in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted May 4, 2018 Share #18 Posted May 4, 2018 What the hell I had a salad tonight made with probably 2 week old Romaine...the fake crab expired yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted May 4, 2018 Share #19 Posted May 4, 2018 What the hell I had a salad tonight made with probably 2 week old Romaine...the fake crab expired yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 4, 2018 Share #20 Posted May 4, 2018 2 salads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep_herder ★ Posted May 4, 2018 Share #21 Posted May 4, 2018 Sill OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 4, 2018 Share #22 Posted May 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, sheep_herder said: Sill OK? I am wondering if he is restricted to a 10 ft. radius from the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted May 4, 2018 Share #23 Posted May 4, 2018 3 hours ago, petitepedal said: What the hell I had a salad tonight made with probably 2 week old Romaine...the fake crab expired yesterday Romaine you say. That might do more harm than the (k)rab. Nationwide recall on Romaine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share #24 Posted May 4, 2018 11 hours ago, Kzoo said: I can do that. I already have it written. So for your clan, do I have to put my teeth in? Only if you plan on taking part in the bobbing for apples part of the ceremony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share #25 Posted May 4, 2018 BTW, I am still alive and feel great. Slept well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted May 4, 2018 Share #26 Posted May 4, 2018 32 minutes ago, zjsharr said: BTW, I am still alive and feel great. Slept well. I thought you were dead for sure. Texan bodies reject veggies of any sort. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 4, 2018 Share #27 Posted May 4, 2018 2 hours ago, zjsharr said: BTW, I am still alive and feel great. Slept well. Well that’s a real let down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share #28 Posted May 4, 2018 13 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Well that’s a real let down. Go ahead and start a thread and eulogize me in advance. The peas may kick in at anytime and kill me dead of death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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