Randomguy Posted September 17, 2019 Share #1 Posted September 17, 2019 ...please put me in your will for 1% of the haul. Your other heirs will not notice such a trifling percentage. Thank you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted September 17, 2019 Share #2 Posted September 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: ...please put me in your will for 1% if the haul. Your other heirs will not notice such a trifling percentage. Thank you. I'll give you 9% if you come and live with me. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 17, 2019 Author Share #3 Posted September 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: I'll give you 9% if you come and live with me. This I will do! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldendesign Posted September 17, 2019 Share #4 Posted September 17, 2019 I'm a 50/50, some months I'm worth more alive. Then the medical bills hit and I'm not worth more dead, it would just be cheaper if I was 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 17, 2019 Share #5 Posted September 17, 2019 Either way, I am worthless. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted September 17, 2019 Share #6 Posted September 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Randomguy said: Your other heirs will not notice such a trifling percentage. Yes. She will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 17, 2019 Author Share #7 Posted September 17, 2019 4 hours ago, 2Far said: Yes. She will. I will give her a half percent to forget about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted September 17, 2019 Share #8 Posted September 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I will give her a half percent to forget about it. She's earned every penny. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 17, 2019 Share #9 Posted September 17, 2019 6 hours ago, Randomguy said: ...please put me in your will for 1% of the haul. Your other heirs will not notice such a trifling percentage. Thank you. Just a couple of details we'll need to set this all up: Your SSN Your DOB Your mother's maiden name (no idea what for) Also, a direct phone number if we have any other pop-ups that need to be handled ASAP. For the record, I think I might even pencil you in for 2%(!), but that may require a brief, but intrusive, physical examination by a licensed physician. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted September 17, 2019 Share #10 Posted September 17, 2019 I’ll slot you in for half of all of it if you’d agree to be #2 child’s guardian if I preceed him. The person who had agreed is no longer in the family by divorce. He’s going to become a ward of the state if we cannot find someone. ? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted September 18, 2019 Share #11 Posted September 18, 2019 11 hours ago, Randomguy said: ...please put me in your will for 1% of the haul. Your other heirs will not notice such a trifling percentage. Thank you. Consider it done 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted September 18, 2019 Share #12 Posted September 18, 2019 3 hours ago, roadsue said: I’ll slot you in for half of all of it if you’d agree to be #2 child’s guardian if I preceed him. The person who had agreed is no longer in the family by divorce. He’s going to become a ward of the state if we cannot find someone. ? I need another child but since I am older than you, it may not help. A true worry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 18, 2019 Share #13 Posted September 18, 2019 I'm worth so much more dead. There would be a fake funeral and a big party. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 18, 2019 Author Share #14 Posted September 18, 2019 3 hours ago, roadsue said: I’ll slot you in for half of all of it if you’d agree to be #2 child’s guardian if I preceed him. The person who had agreed is no longer in the family by divorce. He’s going to become a ward of the state if we cannot find someone. ? He would have a good life with me! Does he like feeding horses carrots and playing on rocks in Central Park? How is #1 child doing, btw? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 18, 2019 Author Share #15 Posted September 18, 2019 18 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: I'm worth so much more dead. There would be a fake funeral and a big party. I am willing to wait a long time for that to keep building up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 18, 2019 Author Share #16 Posted September 18, 2019 21 minutes ago, Airehead said: Consider it done Yay! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 18, 2019 Share #17 Posted September 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I am willing to wait a long time for that to keep building up. What if I leave 1/2 to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 18, 2019 Author Share #18 Posted September 18, 2019 Just now, Square Wheels said: What if I leave 1/2 to you? Then I will hire someone to speed things up, of course! Just kidding, I am verrry patient! I will post a lot while I wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted September 18, 2019 Share #19 Posted September 18, 2019 20 minutes ago, Randomguy said: He would have a good life with me! Does he like feeding horses carrots and playing on rocks in Central Park? How is #1 child doing, btw? Right? He loves horses! #1 is making progress. Agreed to therapy and an anti-depressant a few months ago, and now we’re trying to figure out how to keep up with it when her insurance provider changes after she turns 26 next month. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted September 18, 2019 Share #20 Posted September 18, 2019 My insurance will pay off my debts with a bit left over. But, I'm pretty sure I'm worth more alive to the ones that will get whatever is left. At least I hope so. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 18, 2019 Share #21 Posted September 18, 2019 I'm lucky my kids don't know how much I'm worth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 18, 2019 Share #22 Posted September 18, 2019 The Wilbur replavcement will be livin the good life. You are welcome asshole. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 18, 2019 Share #23 Posted September 18, 2019 Can I put RO in the will for 1%. That way, you will be heart beatch! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 18, 2019 Author Share #24 Posted September 18, 2019 36 minutes ago, wilbur said: Can I put RO in the will for 1%. That way, you will be heart beatch! But I need hooker, blow, and gambling money as much as the next guy! I am already her beatch, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted September 18, 2019 Share #25 Posted September 18, 2019 16 hours ago, wilbur said: The Wilbur replavcement will be livin the good life. You are welcome asshole. Thank you, Wilbur. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted September 18, 2019 Share #26 Posted September 18, 2019 I have less than a year left on my term life insurance policy. Who knew I would ever live this long? Probably won’t be able to pick up worthwhile insurance at my age and condition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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