smudge ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #1 Posted November 19, 2019 I just saw this yesterday. Holes in my fingernail!! Give it to me straight, Doc; am I gonna lose the finger?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #2 Posted November 19, 2019 You could lose the whole hand. but probably not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Share #3 Posted November 19, 2019 Holy cow, how did your nose fair, Yooper? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 19, 2019 Share #4 Posted November 19, 2019 yes Please forward $250.38 to my PayPal account Dr. Kzoo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share #5 Posted November 19, 2019 28 minutes ago, Kzoo said: yes Please forward $250.38 to my PayPal account Dr. Kzoo done......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share #6 Posted November 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Don Cherry said: Holy cow, how did your nose fair, Yooper? What? Do you mean when I walked into the boards sticking out from the back of HoSmudge's truck? Pretty bloody at the start, a little bit of a headache that day, but no surgery needed.... and did not lose the nose. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share #7 Posted November 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, smudge said: What? Do you mean when I walked into the boards sticking out from the back of HoSmudge's truck? Pretty bloody at the start, a little bit of a headache that day, but no surgery needed.... and did not lose the nose. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted November 20, 2019 Share #8 Posted November 20, 2019 Yoopers are tough ? Driving a screw and the bit slipped ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted November 20, 2019 Share #9 Posted November 20, 2019 You will die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 20, 2019 Share #10 Posted November 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Square Wheels said: You will die. And what do you charge for delivering that prognosis, Dr Wheels? I hope your license is up to date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 20, 2019 Share #11 Posted November 20, 2019 Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted November 20, 2019 Share #12 Posted November 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: And what do you charge for delivering that prognosis, Dr Wheels? I hope your license is up to date. The first one is free. If she does not die, then I charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 20, 2019 Share #13 Posted November 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: The first one is free. If she does not die, then I charge. Bad business model. My financial advisors say get the cash up front, well before they have a chance to buy the farm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted November 20, 2019 Share #14 Posted November 20, 2019 Just now, Kzoo said: Bad business model. My financial advisors say get the cash up front, well before they have a chance to buy the farm. She will die, trust me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Author Share #15 Posted November 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Further said: Yoopers are tough ? Driving a screw and the bit slipped ? No. Was nailing up the siding all day. I was tired. Was holding the 6D nails with my fingers cuz my thumb didn't want to get hit again. Ended up whacking this finger. Call it a day, Smudge. Can't. I have a few more nails to install. Happily I didn't hit my fingers again. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted November 20, 2019 Share #16 Posted November 20, 2019 Your fingers look like they get used to do stuff, I admire that. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Share #17 Posted November 20, 2019 We need to get @2Far on this job pronto! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Share #18 Posted November 20, 2019 1 hour ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: We need to get @2Far on this job pronto! Clearly, she wasn’t wearing her steel-capped mittens. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted November 20, 2019 Share #19 Posted November 20, 2019 8 hours ago, smudge said: No. Was nailing up the siding all day. I was tired. Was holding the 6D nails with my fingers cuz my thumb didn't want to get hit again. Ended up whacking this finger. Call it a day, Smudge. Can't. I have a few more nails to install. Happily I didn't hit my fingers again. Look at all the money you saved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Share #20 Posted November 20, 2019 9 hours ago, smudge said: No. Was nailing up the siding all day. I was tired. Was holding the 6D nails with my fingers cuz my thumb didn't want to get hit again. Ended up whacking this finger. Call it a day, Smudge. Can't. I have a few more nails to install. Happily I didn't hit my fingers again. You need to stop hitting the wrong nail. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Author Share #21 Posted November 20, 2019 1 hour ago, 2Far said: Clearly, she wasn’t wearing her steel-capped mittens. A coworker said I need steel toe boots for my hands. Happy to report my hammer swinging has improved greatly since this incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Share #22 Posted November 20, 2019 1 hour ago, smudge said: A coworker said I need steel toe boots for my hands. Happy to report my hammer swinging has improved greatly since this incident. Funny how consequence improves performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Share #23 Posted November 20, 2019 16 hours ago, smudge said: Boy, one of your nostrils leaked a lot more than the other! YOu should be concerned about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Share #24 Posted November 20, 2019 I would say you need a good hammer with a magnetic nail starter. I use an Estwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Share #25 Posted November 20, 2019 12 minutes ago, jsharr said: I use an Estwing ...to fill space in your toolbox? I bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Share #26 Posted November 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: ...to fill space in your toolbox? I bet. It hangs on my pegboard and when I am working outside the garage, it hangs on my toolbelt, thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Share #27 Posted November 20, 2019 11 minutes ago, jsharr said: It hangs on my pegboard and when I am working outside the garage, it hangs on my toolbelt, thank you very much. Yep. "hangs" makes more sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted November 20, 2019 Author Share #28 Posted November 20, 2019 2 hours ago, jsharr said: Boy, one of your nostrils leaked a lot more than the other! YOu should be concerned about that. Ha! No. I rinsed the blood out of my mouth and spit out the water. Like I say, I'm doing much better with hammer and nails. My regular 16 oz hammer and I are working well together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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