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Well the first house is in a neighborhood with bright blue skies, and the second one is in a neighborhood with cloudy gray skies. So if you like sunny days, clearly you should pick the first one.

So my VP called and said just bring your company equipment to lunch tomorrow and we'll close you out Thursday! I'm pretty much done with everything and just doing some things to make it easier for whoever takes over to find needed items. Less than 24 hours and I'm off the clock! On the new job front I'm expecting two formal offer letters today. One from the firm I'm contracting for and I got a call from the other firm I've been meeting with and they are upgrading the position due to my background and experience and are extending a formal offer today as well. The other offer was expected but the salary range initially discussed was going to be much less so I wasn't all that interested but didn't say no to them as more options are better than less right?!?!? Well looks like it was a good idea to keep the process going with them as they upgraded the position. Neither company has given me any indication of what the salary would be, they just asked what my requirements are and then said they would put together an offer.... We'll see I guess. And today I also found out that our softball team will be short 2 male players and the Manager asked if my son could join us! My son rarely plays due to his college baseball schedule but he has a home game and will be able to make it. It's a sheer joy for me when I can play ball with both of my kids.

Commute 20 miles to work today, the only day of the week when the weather was decent enough. Roads were wet from last night's rain with puddles here and there. Sun wasn't up yet for most of the ride, but the birds were. Their singing was a pleasant accompaniment during the ride until the traffic noise overwhelmed their chorus.

Sadly, yes.

I will do my part to spread happiness.

I feel you occasionally miss some of our finer work. It's important that the finer posts today include the @Ralph T. Mooseknuckle tag. White cake Mr. Moose?

I will give you a forged check

This little sweetheart is a friend of mine named Stella. She always has a Stellar day.

What does it say about Kzoo that he looks at a lawn mower blade balancer and sees a butt plug instead? He is one sick puppy.

I go away for the morning and ask that kzoo keep up for me and when I come back what do I find but butt plugs and worthless threads.

"Once an asshole, always an asshole." RR's ex.

This one comes pretty close.

Don't put a cake out.

Walk throughs are Saturdaay at 2 and 4. I will FaceTime you.

I want to say, before any of you bastards do, that I hate DD with every fiber of my being. This is because their donuts are awful, and yet they thrive. Chemical-tasting messes, yet the dumbest of the dumb will eat them. If you are one of them, I hate you and everything you stand for, but that is another post.

In Summary, Cheesemeister saw a cute gal in a flouncy dress. Flirtation commenced. Her Father wasn't so keen on this idea. Then the Father of the gal tried to run Cheese down with his Dodge truck.

I suppose we could try, but I can't see how our votes would outweigh anything the Airedales think...

I once had a boss named John Smith. I asked him what name he uses when he checks into a motel in the afternoon.

I googled my family name years ago and discovered a possible relative had a Bed and Breakfast in Juneau. Alaska. We did an Alaska Cruise in 2002 and arranged to meet them. The patriarch of the family had a huge family tree his brother had put together. "Are your people on here?" he asked. I saw my grandfather's name and next to it a "John." I remembered my grandfather writing poems in his old age and one was about a brother named John who fought in Cuba in the Spanish-American War. I said to the Alaska patriarch, "If we're in the same family, this John fought in the Spanish-American War." He smiled and said, "That's our understanding, too!" It turned out this "patriarch" was my father's first cousin! His father and three brothers, from a very large family where my grandfather was among the youngest, went to Alaska seeking wealth in the Gold Rush in 1896 and had gradually lost touch with the rest of the family in the lower 48. They never found gold but made a good living working in the mine processing plants, etc. Today, they hold a lot of political offices in Juneau. Our cousins in Alaska then took us on a tour of the McCauley Salmon Hatchery (the founder's daughter -who was our main family guide- is the wife of one of my distant Alaska cousins), the Mendenhall Glacier and some other stuff that would have cost us each a few hundred dollars apiece in cruise shore excursion charges. We got insights like, "See the tree with the two bald eagles? That's where we used to hang out when we hooked school." It was all a real thrill!

I think he is busy getting a pig massage from a pretty lady.

I do. I admit it's odd, but that hair, that smile. I'm somewhat sick like RG

I wish I had a stunt man, I do my own stunts.

Pretty hot, I fell for her

How's the bike?

You guys are hilarious. And yes, the thing with the tentacles has to go!!!! (pukey face)

Maybe amputate the entire eye. Ewwwwwww.

What the hell is that thingy? Dude, get a razor blade and slice that puppy off, pronto.

Speaking of which. Martina Navratilova once entered the US embassy in London and asked "Pardon me. Could you cache a Czech"?

This is more apropos of AWWC

Will you take trades? Do you accept BitCoin for payment?

OK at that I almost spit my lunch all over the MacBook.

No, but if you look very closely at the waldo books, his twin brother weirdo can often be found lurking near the girl with the short skirt.

@WilburKzoo

Post a larger pic. I can't see her very well.

If it was painted like the damn Partridge bus you would be all over it.

I'd like to write a novel, and see a tornado. Probably not going to get the Board members at my company too excited.

I learned some interesting things about me that I wasn't aware of. At one time I lived in Chicago and I'm gay. Should I tell my wife?

I'm not registered to vote in that economic district.

I'm going to be in meetings today so I'll start the day with a warm and sincere "Good Morning" to the forum!

Indubitably! I'll be back at 6 PM to bat cleanup, I expect the bases to be loaded with lots of runs on the scoreboard.

We have ample carts and baskets here for shopping comfortably. We even have the shorties. The carts go back in the designated place. It makes things easier on everyone.

Too much stress for me. What you decide is what I will go with.

I think that I will take a nap, while the decision to buy is being made.

I sure as hell can't. I always have to look for blood.

Ya sure you betcha

I usually find myself thinking of my daughters' former boyfriends.

Nope.. Bikeman is a troll for sure. I got to see him a couple of times And why ya want to go to Wisconsin now?? I'm not there anymore.. who will keep you busy betting on the homeless fights?