Ralphie ★ Posted November 14, 2017 Share #1 Posted November 14, 2017 That is a fun phrase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted November 14, 2017 Share #2 Posted November 14, 2017 just this one 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted November 14, 2017 Share #3 Posted November 14, 2017 I harbor delusions. It's just how I roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 14, 2017 Author Share #4 Posted November 14, 2017 26 minutes ago, 12string said: just this one Oooh, a harbour AND an illusion. Nice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 14, 2017 Share #5 Posted November 14, 2017 No, because they are all bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted November 14, 2017 Share #6 Posted November 14, 2017 44 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: That is a fun phrase. Harbour? WTF happened to your spelling, ralphie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted November 14, 2017 Share #7 Posted November 14, 2017 16 minutes ago, pedalphile said: Harbour? WTF happened to your spelling, ralphie? Ralph is allus using the that extra 'u'... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted November 14, 2017 Share #8 Posted November 14, 2017 No, but this one probably should have been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 14, 2017 Share #9 Posted November 14, 2017 2 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: a fun phrase. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted November 14, 2017 Share #10 Posted November 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: Ralph is allus using the that extra 'u'... eh, whatever floats your boat..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 14, 2017 Share #11 Posted November 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: Ralph is allus using the that extra 'u'... He also uses semi-colons instead of apostrophes. I;m afraid he isn;t quite right in the head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted November 14, 2017 Share #12 Posted November 14, 2017 42 minutes ago, Road Runner said: He also uses semi-colons instead of apostrophes. I;m afraid he isn;t quite right in the head. Mmmm. I wouldn't make the mistake of thinking him left in the head either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 14, 2017 Share #13 Posted November 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Road Runner said: He also uses semi-colons instead of apostrophes. I;m afraid he isn;t quite right in the head. But I really like the way he spell cow-orkers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 14, 2017 Author Share #14 Posted November 14, 2017 34 minutes ago, Longjohn said: But I really like the way he spell cow-orkers. I sort of "borrowed" that from effing ray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted November 15, 2017 Share #15 Posted November 15, 2017 I give my illusions safe harbor, a warm welcome, and free rein. When the illusions fade and reality creeps in, things get a bit scary... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted November 15, 2017 Share #16 Posted November 15, 2017 Well I'm goin' out I'm goin' out lookin' for a cynical girl Who's got no use for the real world I'm lookin' for a cynical girl Well I hate TV There's gotta be somebody other than me Who's ready to write it off immediately I'm lookin' for a cynical girl Well I'll know right away by the look in her eye She harbors no illusions and she's worldly-wise And I'll know when I give her a listen that she She's what I've been missin' What I've been missin' I'll be lost in love And havin' some fun with my cynical girl Who'll have no use for the real world I'm lookin' for a cynical girl 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted November 15, 2017 Share #17 Posted November 15, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 15, 2017 Author Share #18 Posted November 15, 2017 1 hour ago, TrentonMakes said: I'm lookin' for a cynical girl I allus get that mixed up with Cinnamon Girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted November 15, 2017 Share #19 Posted November 15, 2017 Listen to my story friends, and you'll know the answer. Warning lights are flashing down at Quality Control Somebody threw a spanner and they threw him in the hole There's rumors in the loading bay and anger in the town Somebody blew the whistle and the walls came down There's a meeting in the boardroom they're trying to trace the smell There's leaking in the washroom there's a sneak in personnel Somewhere in the corridors someone was heard to sneeze 'goodness me could this be Industrial Disease? The caretaker was crucified for sleeping at his post They're refusing to be pacified it's him they blame the most The watchdog's got rabies the foreman's got fleas And everyone's concerned about Industrial Disease There's panic on the switchboard tongues are ties in knots Some come out in sympathy some come out in spots Some blame the management some the employees And everybody knows it's the Industrial Disease The work force is disgusted downs tools and walks Innocence is injured experience just talks Everyone seeks damages and everyone agrees That these are 'classic symptoms of a monetary squeeze' On ITV and BBC they talk about the curse Philosophy is useless theology is worse History boils over there's an economics freeze Sociologists invent words that mean 'Industrial Disease' Doctor Parkinson declared 'I'm not surprised to see you here You've got smokers cough from smoking, brewer's droop from drinking beer I don't know how you came to get the Betty Davis knees But worst of all young man you've got Industrial Disease' He wrote me a prescription he said 'you are depressed But I'm glad you came to see me to get this off your chest Come back and see me later - next patient please Send in another victim of Industrial Disease' I go down to Speaker's Corner I'm thunderstruck They got free speech, tourists, police in trucks Two men say they're Jesus one of them must be wrong There's a protest singer singing a protest song - he says 'they want to have a war to keep us on our knees They want to have a war to keep their factories They want to have a war to stop us buying Japanese They want to have a war to stop Industrial Disease They're pointing out the enemy to keep you deaf and blind They want to sap your energy incarcerate your mind They give you Rule Brittania, gassy beer, page three Two weeks in Espana and Sunday striptease' Meanwhile the first Jesus says 'I'd cure it soon Abolish Monday mornings and Friday afternoons' The other one's on a hunger strike he's dying by degrees How come Jesus gets Industrial Disease 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted November 15, 2017 Share #20 Posted November 15, 2017 11 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: I allus get [Cynical Girl] mixed up with Cinnamon Girl. They're easy to keep straight: one of them isn't very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted November 16, 2017 Share #21 Posted November 16, 2017 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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