Further Posted November 17, 2017 Share #1 Posted November 17, 2017 Fella at work was telling a story about his sons playing with a pet snapper turtle. The turtle ended up latched on to one kids pecker. The kids gave him a long winded explanation of how this happened. Involved getting out of the shower, the one brother playing with the turtle, the other brother having a slip & fall, and the turtle striking a wagging pecker. I don't buy it. So can you come with a believable scenario for a snapping turtle hanging off a teenagers dick, in the bedroom ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted November 17, 2017 Share #2 Posted November 17, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted November 17, 2017 Share #3 Posted November 17, 2017 Kevin Spacey? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted November 17, 2017 Share #4 Posted November 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, donkpow said: Kevin Spacey? how do you know the turtle's name? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share #5 Posted November 17, 2017 I'm thinking something along the line of " Dare ya to wag your dick at the turtle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted November 17, 2017 Share #6 Posted November 17, 2017 It's good that we don't have all your nasty feral critters in England. That may explain chris' post the other day about having sex with a Tesco lasagne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted November 17, 2017 Share #7 Posted November 17, 2017 7 hours ago, donkpow said: Kevin Spacey? Hedwig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted November 17, 2017 Share #8 Posted November 17, 2017 7 hours ago, Further said: I'm thinking something along the line of " Dare ya to wag your dick at the turtle" This. Exactly. I was going to just reply "Teenagers". But you provided the entire history blow by blow btw...what am I doing up at this hour? It's 3:30 am. now I have a decision to make. Sleep for an hour and a half? And probably oversleep. Or just stay up. Long day ahead 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted November 17, 2017 Share #9 Posted November 17, 2017 I got a jellyfish sting on the pecker once. I was sitting at the edge of the water in my beach chair. Waves washing up over my feet carrying water up to about my knees. Had baggy swim trunks on. Fucking wave washed a jelly right up my pantleg and that commie bastard stung me right on the tip of my pecker. True story. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedalphile Posted November 17, 2017 Share #10 Posted November 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: I got a jellyfish sting on the pecker once. I was sitting at the edge of the water in my beach chair. Waves washing up over my feet carrying water up to about my knees. Had baggy swim trunks on. Fucking wave washed a jelly right up my pantleg and that commie bastard stung me right on the tip of my pecker. True story. Mostly true; the jelly was never a commie, it was a Fascist. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 17, 2017 Share #11 Posted November 17, 2017 10 hours ago, Further said: Fella at work was telling a story about his sons playing with a pet snapper turtle. The turtle ended up latched on to one kids pecker. The kids gave him a long winded explanation of how this happened. Involved getting out of the shower, the one brother playing with the turtle, the other brother having a slip & fall, and the turtle striking a wagging pecker. I don't buy it. So can you come with a believable scenario for a snapping turtle hanging off a teenagers dick, in the bedroom ? I call the whole story bogus. Unless there are different types of snappers. I have played with snappers, they don’t run fast but if a snapper bit your pecker it wouldn’t just latch on, it would bite it off. They will also bite off a finger in one snap. The one my brother and I made soup out of snapped off a stick the diameter of my thumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 17, 2017 Share #12 Posted November 17, 2017 Yes, which is why I will not Randomguy near my kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share #13 Posted November 17, 2017 7 hours ago, Longjohn said: I call the whole story bogus. Unless there are different types of snappers. I have played with snappers, they don’t run fast but if a snapper bit your pecker it wouldn’t just latch on, it would bite it off. They will also bite off a finger in one snap. The one my brother and I made soup out of snapped off a stick the diameter of my thumb. I had one about 10" bite my finger, it drew blood but didn't bite through. I got the impression the one hanging off the pecker was about 6" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted November 17, 2017 Share #14 Posted November 17, 2017 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted November 18, 2017 Author Share #15 Posted November 18, 2017 Snapping Turtle on the Pecker sounds like an Australian BBQ entree 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted November 18, 2017 Share #16 Posted November 18, 2017 23 hours ago, donkpow said: Kevin Spacey? But, he's gay so it's okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted November 18, 2017 Share #17 Posted November 18, 2017 12 hours ago, Longjohn said: I call the whole story bogus. Unless there are different types of snappers. I have played with snappers, they don’t run fast but if a snapper bit your pecker it wouldn’t just latch on, it would bite it off. They will also bite off a finger in one snap. The one my brother and I made soup out of snapped off a stick the diameter of my thumb. If it's a grown one, doggone right. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 18, 2017 Share #18 Posted November 18, 2017 On 11/17/2017 at 7:15 AM, Parr8hed said: I got a jellyfish sting on the pecker once. I was sitting at the edge of the water in my beach chair. Waves washing up over my feet carrying water up to about my knees. Had baggy swim trunks on. Fucking wave washed a jelly right up my pantleg and that commie bastard stung me right on the tip of my pecker. True story. Ouch! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted November 19, 2017 Share #19 Posted November 19, 2017 Men and their dangly bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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