Popular Post ChrisL Posted November 14, 2019 Popular Post Share #1 Posted November 14, 2019 Got a 911 call of a medical emergency. Paramedics enroute and as I’m running down the hallway with my trauma bag some a hole is blocking my path. I yell coming through and Dumbass says slow down and moves directly in front of me. I juke right and stiff arm the dude and he face plants into the wall... Crap. You OK? No, you pushed me into the wall. OK stay here I’ll be back and off I go. As my guys escort Paramedics up they see dumb ass 1st and think he’s the injured party. I hear the call of on scene and tell them to leave that guy and continue to suite 305 where I was. They later came back around to help that guy who had an abrasion in his nose but no further injury... So homeboy filed a complaint to HR on me! Directer if HR says what an idiot, too bad you didn’t break his nose.... 4 2 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted November 14, 2019 Share #2 Posted November 14, 2019 He will retire on your shoulders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted November 14, 2019 Author Share #3 Posted November 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: He will retire on your shoulders. Well the company’s... We have video too. I still got moves! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted November 14, 2019 Share #4 Posted November 14, 2019 Badass Chris. My hero. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted November 14, 2019 Share #5 Posted November 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, ChrisL said: Well the company’s... We have video too. I still got moves! I was joking but unfortunately there are people looking for big pockets to collect from. How did the real problem work out. OK I hope. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 14, 2019 Share #6 Posted November 14, 2019 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted November 14, 2019 Author Share #7 Posted November 14, 2019 35 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: I was joking but unfortunately there are people looking for big pockets to collect from. How did the real problem work out. OK I hope. Person was having difficulty breathing and was in a spastic state similar to a petit mal seizure but still able to respond to basic commands. I stabilized her until paramedics arrived. She was transported so not sure how she’s doing. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #8 Posted November 15, 2019 DUH just what you need some smart ass in the way during an emergency.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted November 15, 2019 Share #9 Posted November 15, 2019 Nicely done, I have had my run in with idiots like that while on the FD.. I have knocked over my fair share of people and loved every minute of it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #10 Posted November 15, 2019 6 hours ago, KrAzY said: Nicely done, I have had my run in with idiots like that while on the FD.. I have knocked over my fair share of people and loved every minute of it! And you are probably the guy who ran the firehouse through the windows of the bummer parked next to a fire hydrant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 15, 2019 Share #11 Posted November 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: And you are probably the guy who ran the firehouse through the windows of the bummer parked next to a fire hydrant! Geeze, that’s extreme. The fire hose through the car windows is bad enough, you want to put the entire firehouse on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #12 Posted November 15, 2019 16 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said: Geeze, that’s extreme. The fire hose through the car windows is bad enough, you want to put the entire firehouse on it? Well at least you have to get up pretty early in the morning to find my mistakes. :D Actually I blame that sneaky little bastard Otto Correct. :D 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #13 Posted November 15, 2019 4 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: And you are probably the guy who ran the firehouse through the windows of the bummer parked next to a fire hydrant! If' that's a typo, it is epic! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #14 Posted November 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, 2Far said: If' that's a typo, it is epic! I'm pretty sure it was an auto correction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #15 Posted November 15, 2019 1 minute ago, 2Far said: If' that's a typo, it is epic! I remember that pic, it's been on the webs for a long time, so I goggled (sic) it: Turns out it's kind common: 800 × 450 1200 × 675 780 × 439 401 × 266 630 × 306 800 × 450 700 × 526 359 × 287 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #16 Posted November 15, 2019 Just now, maddmaxx said: I'm pretty sure it was an auto correction. You seen the way he spells? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #17 Posted November 15, 2019 15 hours ago, Dottie said: Badass Chris. My hero. Yep! Only an idiot doesn't move out of a person's way when they are literally yelling "coming through". Seriously dopey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted November 15, 2019 Author Share #18 Posted November 15, 2019 10 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Yep! Only an idiot doesn't move out of a person's way when they are literally yelling "coming through". Seriously dopey. The stiff arm was really as a result of the guy intentionally moving left to block me while telling me to slow down. Otherwise we may have both gone down but dayum he went hard into the wall.. It really was just a defensive move to keep from falling. I know who the guy is and he knows what I do but probably didn’t realize it was me barreling down behind him. He’s kind of a dick but an effective sales man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #19 Posted November 15, 2019 19 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Yep! Only an idiot doesn't move out of a person's way when they are literally yelling "coming through". Seriously dopey. Welcome to the age of self entitlement. Rules are for you to follow, not me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #20 Posted November 15, 2019 10 minutes ago, ChrisL said: The stiff arm was really as a result of the guy intentionally moving left to block me while telling me to slow down. Otherwise we may have both gone down but dayum he went hard into the wall.. It really was just a defensive move to keep from falling. I know who the guy is and he knows what I do but probably didn’t realize it was me barreling down behind him. He’s kind of a dick but an effective sales man. What's your statute of limitation on WC claims? 2 years? I foresee a claim filed on or about 2021/11/01 for PTSD and intentional infliction emotional distress and a dollop of retaliation thrown in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted November 15, 2019 Share #21 Posted November 15, 2019 11 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: And you are probably the guy who ran the firehouse through the windows of the bummer parked next to a fire hydrant! we don't have fire hydrants in our town, But I did move someones new SUV with the bumper of a firetruck because it was in my way. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 15, 2019 Share #22 Posted November 15, 2019 7 hours ago, 2Far said: I remember that pic, it's been on the webs for a long time, so I goggled (sic) it: Turns out it's kind common: 800 × 450 1200 × 675 780 × 439 401 × 266 630 × 306 800 × 450 700 × 526 359 × 287 I didn’t know that BMW used so many alternative logos on their cars and minivans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted November 15, 2019 Share #23 Posted November 15, 2019 6 hours ago, ChrisL said: an effective sales man. No problem, he's used to being stiff armed into a wall then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #24 Posted November 15, 2019 46 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said: I didn’t know that BMW used so many alternative logos on their cars and minivans. Ah crap, I have a great pic that would answer all your question on my HD @ work. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ChrisL Posted November 15, 2019 Author Popular Post Share #25 Posted November 15, 2019 I saw homeboy a little while ago and shocker he apologized. He said he thought I was a guy in his department about to bum rush him in the hallway which is why he did that. He said he felt horrible slowing me down to a medical emergency and was going to leave/go back to work but only stayed because I told him to. He’s totally fine and even said his pizza survived!?!? I had to look again and he had a pizza box in his hands when I drove him into the wall!?!? I never saw it? Seems like it’s all good. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groupw Posted November 15, 2019 Share #26 Posted November 15, 2019 25 minutes ago, ChrisL said: I saw homeboy a little while ago and shocker he apologized. He said he thought I was a guy in his department about to bum rush him in the hallway which is why he did that. He said he felt horrible slowing me down to a medical emergency and was going to leave/go back to work but only stayed because I told him to. He’s totally fine and even said his pizza survived!?!? I had to look again and he had a pizza box in his hands when I drove him into the wall!?!? I never saw it? Seems like it’s all good. You don't suppose he complained and was shown the video? We installed cameras and NVRs for a large client. They have paid for themselves many times with incidents that would have been a settlement in the past. They can now show the complainant the video and ask if they really want to pursue it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #27 Posted November 15, 2019 39 minutes ago, ChrisL said: I saw homeboy a little while ago and shocker he apologized. He said he thought I was a guy in his department about to bum rush him in the hallway which is why he did that. He said he felt horrible slowing me down to a medical emergency and was going to leave/go back to work but only stayed because I told him to. He’s totally fine and even said his pizza survived!?!? I had to look again and he had a pizza box in his hands when I drove him into the wall!?!? I never saw it? Seems like it’s all good. What kind of pizza? Did he offer you a slice? Why was someone in his department going to bum rush him? Is this your office?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #28 Posted November 15, 2019 You get the Don Cherry award for necessary roughing. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #29 Posted November 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Don Cherry said: You get the Don Cherry award for necessary roughing. Are you going to offer yourself to Miles Garrett as his new geriatric boy toy? He could "poppy your cherry" if you know what I mean 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted November 15, 2019 Share #30 Posted November 15, 2019 Just now, jsharr said: Are you going to offer yourself to Miles Garrett as his new geriatric boy toy? I am half way to Nate you Texas dickhead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted November 15, 2019 Author Share #31 Posted November 15, 2019 41 minutes ago, groupw said: You don't suppose he complained and was shown the video? We installed cameras and NVRs for a large client. They have paid for themselves many times with incidents that would have been a settlement in the past. They can now show the complainant the video and ask if they really want to pursue it. yeah possibly. Our HR is bad ass too and I gave them the video. 31 minutes ago, jsharr said: What kind of pizza? Did he offer you a slice? Why was someone in his department going to bum rush him? Is this your office?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94 Love that commercial! Our sales teams are pretty high energy. They always have music pumping on the sales floors. They do a lot of events & motivational shit to keep spirits up. Yeah they are always screwing around in the halls & outside. I could totally see it happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 16, 2019 Share #32 Posted November 16, 2019 23 hours ago, ChrisL said: yeah possibly. Our HR is bad ass too and I gave them the video. Love that commercial! Our sales teams are pretty high energy. They always have music pumping on the sales floors. They do a lot of events & motivational shit to keep spirits up. Yeah they are always screwing around in the halls & outside. I could totally see it happening. My workplace had had a pic of the futbal player over the coffee pot, so it is snice to see where it comes from! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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