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I just got yelled at by my son for holding the front door open to long while the furnace is running. I reminded him of the day when a kid lived in my house and would leave the door wide open in the winter and the refrigerator door, leave the lights on, running the air conditioner with the windows open. It's drifrent when someone else is paying the bills.

My oldest grandson is 9 YO and might be too tall for it as it's rated 4-6 YO. The twins are 3 YO now and ride bikes with training wheels. They should be ready by this summer. The question is will I be ready to pull about 90 lbs? The next grandson, Eli, is 10 months old so it will be a while for him. My oldest daughter is pregnant so those the new baby and Eli should be able to ride together in about 4-5 years.

I just told him I'm going to move in and sleep on his couch till noon and eat all of his pizza.

So did this Golden retriever

Do you want wood flooring for your car? She knows a guy

You run for 9 miles. You do an hour of yoga. You post about it on a cycling website. That you manage and maintain for the inmates. I can't decide whether to admire your many talents, or consider you insane. Perhaps I'll just settle for admiring your insanity.

9 by foot, my longest run ever! Followed up by pancakes, then an hour of yoga.

Go clog his toilet

All you need is the right aftershave.

Jumped it and had her follow me to Napa this morning. It was a bitch to change, half under the fender. Had to remove the air filter and assembly and the fuse box. Also had a shroud around it. Realeased the clips, yanked it out and it hit me I the face. Got the new battery in. Went to move my car, Yay me it was dead too

Yes. Assault and battery

@2Far walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

From Belgium. Going to work in 5 minutes, doing an audit on 4 of our European locations. Glad we don't have Leap day to contend with this year.

Do you think the Moro Islamic Liberation Front is frustrated beyond belief to find out after all this time, they're really just a bunch of MILFs?

I spent the day yesterday at two different ball fields for two different reasons. Our son's former HS team had their home opener yesterday with a double header and BBQ between games. I came towards the end of the 1st game to watch the action and then ended up at the grill and made about 150 burgers for players, parents and others. Their was a softball tournament going on so we had lots of hungry softball girls too! It was kinda sad in that after the 1st game the coach came out and was surprised to see me working the grill while the Booster President was working the concession stand. He said where the hell is the rest of the board? I shrugged & really didn't care, I love doing this shit and volunteered. Coach then goes to the front of the stands and says, I see no fewer than 10 parents sitting here while a former players parent and booster president are working their asses off for your sons. He shakes his head and walks away. And the 10 parents sat on their asses and still didn't help.... It was good to see the underclassmen now Varsity players and how much these guys have grown in the past year. Just about all of the boys came over to shake my hand and say hello. The younger brother of a kid my son has played ball with since they were 8 YO is now a Freshman and he came over and gave me a big bear hug. I just told him about freaking time you got here! The 4 YO pee wee that I remember is now a 5'10 and solid at 14. That was more than I expected and made my day. We then drove an hour to watch my son's college team play. He didn't get in yesterday but did pitch on Thursday. Gave up 3 hits and two earned runs, the first hits and runs allowed in 5 innings of work....

I have a scratch chicken pot pie in the oven. With onions, carrots, celery, mushrooms and broccoli, and drop biscuits on top.

He always did like happy endings.

Watching drag racing I got curious and asked Google 10,000 HP ! $15,000 average cost for a top fuel 1/4 mile run ! Lot of hot women driving drag cars ! (personal observation)

He did not lose alot of weight and he did not need a physical, as he was not a contestant. He is a life long fitness enthusiast and has been one of the trainers on the show for over 15 years. That said, heart issues run in his family.

I know right? I always smile and laugh at the poor suckers that have to chain up. But....yesterday that was me! I could have gone another mile or 2 and had somebody do it for me. There is almost always a guy with a sign out at the main chain up spot. But i'm too cheap to pay $20. And to make it worse I was following WoScrapr to make sure she was OK. She doesn't like driving the pass with snow.. And she just drove off! I was stuck there all by myself

damn amateurs!

Did you try to charge the battery with assault?

I can do 1, 3 and 4. Used to regularly play pickup games with an NBA 1st round draft pick. Height was probably my short coming. That and I stopped really playing organized basketball in Junior High due to being a better swimmer. Of course it's my parents fault I'm not retired. If they would've been independently wealthy instead of poor farmers, I would've been set.

Those come before & after "Mount" & "Dismount".

I chained something up yesterday as well...

Our washing machine lid locks while the machine is in operation. It has a low speed spin option.

My audits are way less fun. Doing our annual report for the SEC. Turned in all the prep and field work last week, work on the legal crap and auditors notes this week. Sort of like getting a root canal with a gardening tool and your only pain killer is a hammer to the head.

Sign-ups starts at 8 AM and the ride has filled up in one day a couple of times in the past. This will be my 7th year. If you are interested, here's the web site. https://mostateparks.com/2017ktride Speaking of the Katy Trail, on August 21st the total eclipse passes right over a lot of it. The totality will last over 2 minutes in places. I'm going to walk or ride on the Katy around Augusta, Missouri. I'll bring my lights as it will be dark quite a while before and after the totality. I've also ordered some solar eclipse glasses.

Well if you are in Oevel-- drive slow not fast like around Ghent. Go to Heemmuseum van de Zuiderkempen

That guy really looks tired.

I got in 18 on the gravel with my old MTB. 37 but sunny.

Meh...we got an 85 at work

I hope Tillie got her dinner!!

Wisdom would be lost on the young

You should have found an appropriate reply.

I went out to a nice lunch for my sister's birthday, so I'm going to have a small dinner after I finish doing some work.

Are you up yet? I took a 20 minute power nap cuddled up with Lindy. Ryan joined up and curled up on the floor right next to me. It was so sweet that I did not want to move. Tillie has other plans-- she wanted dinner.

That looks great. Where's the hot chick?

That is where dogs like to pee.

I was just going to suggest that you get @petitepedal to help you!

Ha! Actually, I have a lot of respondents to my profiles, I am just not motivated to follow up on them.

Goldens are Awesome !

Yes, but I don't like the yellow flag that goes with it. Issue the points and let the race keep going on.

Adopting the Ralph homonym methods.