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... driving into the mountains for a week of ice dive training. Got to our wonderful lakeside log cabin just in time to make a wonderful dinner and now sit by the fire with some of my top-shelf colleagues and sip a nice rum. I do love my job......

No one in my family will ever be accused of good behavior.

It's funny, Dad had retired about 10 years before my mom. He has a big 40'X80' pole barn. He had it for years without a furnace. He put a furnace in it the year my mom retired.

RR's back Wilbur going blind Aire's recent health scares. BuffJim, LJ, Hip, Trenton, Golden, who am I missing? So many. I think you guys should eat more moonpies.

Depends But I always know which 2 belong to WoKzoo.

I deserve much love for this. @RalphWaldoMooseworth

The home nurse showed up at 11:30, as soon as he got here I told him I was sneaking out for groceries. I was home within 25 minutes of when the nurse left. My wife survived being on her own for 25 min., she took a nap.

Yeah, she's down to one glass a day...

Not yet

We usually go to high class places that have 2 armrests per seat.

I hopped on the trainer this morning for 12 miles. A few hours later I took the road bike ootside for 12 miles oot of shape, but felt nice to be on la bicicleta

Exactly! I hope she ripped into you. Who is the healthiest person on the forum? I dare say it's Cheese!

no. He is snot a redneck. He needs a couple dogs to go get those ducks. Saaayyyy...don't you have a few spare dogs right now? Quick...name all the dogs in your house right now. Whom is the redneck now kind sir???? Hmmmm

And you would be wrong.

Decided to smoke a brisket since we had time, the weather wasn’t bad, and I remembered to thaw it! To make sure it got done at a decent time, I got up when WoW got up for her early morning nature call at 5:30 and got it in the smoker. I tweaked on the rub bit. I cut down the salt content and ground some dark roast coffee beans to add to it. I let it go a lot longer because my first attempts were a but underdone. This time it was only slightly overdone, but by no means dry. The coffee in the rub made the bark amazing! This was my 3rd brisket and I’m getting closer!

Location? Unknown. Somewhere off the map. But Mrs is still smiling so its all good. Besides in Wisconsin, you're never lost as long as you have enough gas to get to a warm tavern for a cold beer. And the trails are holding up surprisingly well.

But this one will hopefully be in G’s truck soon.

Mine was my first. A BMW Bavaria 1972. It was my father’s car from new, I got it when I turned 16, and kept it until I was in my mid 30s. Put nearly a half million miles on it.

The thought briefly crossed my mind, yes. And cheese gave me a like instead of the confusled that I was expecting.

both mine

I wonder if they'd spin the other way if they were on the other side of the equator?

That's the secret to a good retirement.

Not is they know what's good for them.

I'll eat cheereieio's or something with fiber but it won't stick with me. I cannot go for a ride without something more substantial. Riding days are toast and peanut butter.

They look like crap, but there are five left from the original 14 and the kids asked me to make more. I’m going to call this a success.

Whenever I make it, it tastes like tea.

if I see a post by @AirwickWithCheese I like it without even reading it. It is just easier this way.

I don't know if you realized this but that motor is missing 4 of it's cylinders. And if you plan on using a half of a motor would you let me put a turbo and nitrous on it.

I am no longer blind and have 20/20 high definition vision with blue light and UV protection. I can also see around corners.

And don’t forget French fries.

Is she insane? The evidence on this forum proves otherwise. You always make the list! Everyone makes the list, I care about you all. You however hid your situation from us! More important, how is BCC?

Yes, I am sure that somebody owns a hybrid vehicle.

I am no longer envious of your job and will be withdrawing my application to the Commercial Diving Institute of Canada. You can also 10-3 the letter of recommendation.

Those euro bastards are pretty grabby with veggie names. Brussels sprouts, Swiss chard, etc. That is the kind of stuff that can trigger you, you know.

Grapefruit is icky, and tastes nothing like grapes.

I forgot to mention. I teach in a prison. Are you interested in stories?

I'm entered in the Copper Dog 25 and need a handler and truck driver to drive to Gay for the finish. You do need to be able to drive a truck and trailer at night. I may even buy you a beer at the Gay Bar, https://www.copperdog150.com/ https://thegaybar.com/

Yeah spent the night in jail once. New guy hazing... I took my gear off and racked out on the cot. I figured they’d let me out before the Provost Marshall came in the next morning which they did.

Mom always said you get the arm rest to your right.

My happy place is not even listed on the map. Road America

Page's mental health. Petite's wine habit. Don't get me started with RG's psychosis.

Old gray. Basically its a last model year parts bin concoction to use up parts before the model change. And they called it a Sport Plus. Its a 2WD heavy duty 3/4 ton truck, with towing package, trans cooler etc, with the Sport wheels and body work. And then they added every conceivable luxury option available at the time it was built. It has the next generation's overachieving HO V8, and the only transmission they had handy that would fit the new motor and old style truck was the trans for the Hemi Charger or 300C. So if I 'give er', it will give me whiplash and break the tires loose when it shifts to second or third, but then shift like a luxury car at slower speeds. And its the only Dakota I've ever seen with those size tires. Like I said, it seems they were just clearing out their parts bins. At 16 years old she still runs and looks like new and it has just endeared itself to me from the start. I plan to drive it until they take my keys. But my son keeps telling me I need a new truck that has push button start, nav and bluetooth... Have I mentioned lately how much I love this little truck?

@AirwickWithCheese