Randomguy Posted July 7, 2015 Share #1 Posted July 7, 2015 I have seen some average length and girth measurements, and I want to measure mine, but the right way. What is the right way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 7, 2015 Share #2 Posted July 7, 2015 with more than a bit of shame and some envy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 7, 2015 Share #3 Posted July 7, 2015 with more than a bit of shame and some envy.You been peeking at the urinals again, eh? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 7, 2015 Author Share #4 Posted July 7, 2015 It occurs to me that you could find whatever way is most charitable and do that, but why would I want to do that? I would rather find out the standard way and go that route, you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 7, 2015 Share #5 Posted July 7, 2015 It occurs to me that you could find whatever way is most charitable and do that, but why would I want to do that? I would rather find out the standard way and go that route, you know? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted July 7, 2015 Share #6 Posted July 7, 2015 I have seen some average length and girth measurements, and I want to measure mine, but the right way. What is the right way?You're in luck, you live in New York City. The police are trained to help with this as a public service. Walk down the street and ask the first cop you see to measure your junk. You'll get length and girth recorded on an official NYC man card. You can thanks me later. Out here in the Midwest, they're nice and all but they won't do that in Cincinnati. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted July 7, 2015 Share #7 Posted July 7, 2015 I find that penis measuring matters little unless you get the answer from a satisfied partner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted July 7, 2015 Share #8 Posted July 7, 2015 A good measurement rule is..... Does she laugh when you pull down your pants. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 7, 2015 Share #9 Posted July 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted July 7, 2015 Share #10 Posted July 7, 2015 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 7, 2015 Share #11 Posted July 7, 2015 Is that a doll house in the background? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted July 7, 2015 Share #12 Posted July 7, 2015 A good measurement rule is..... Does she laugh when you pull down your pants. This is not to be confused with "measured in smiles". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted July 7, 2015 Share #13 Posted July 7, 2015 Meter stick Peter stick....whatevs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 7, 2015 Share #14 Posted July 7, 2015 Hey SW, how tall are you? What is your waist size? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted July 7, 2015 Share #15 Posted July 7, 2015 It's the main reason that women are lousy carpenters. All their lives they've been told that|----------------------------------------------------|is 6 inches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted July 7, 2015 Share #16 Posted July 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted July 7, 2015 Share #17 Posted July 7, 2015 ...I don't need to measure. The exclamations of "Oh my god, yes, yes , yes....," and "Oooooh poppie, take it easy down there. Just the tip," are more than enough reward. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 7, 2015 Share #18 Posted July 7, 2015 ...I don't need to measure. The exclamations of "Oh my god, yes, yes , yes....," and "Oooooh poppie, take it easy down there. Just the tip," are more than enough reward. poppie? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahsposo Posted July 7, 2015 Share #19 Posted July 7, 2015 Was passing through Orlando, FL one afternoon some years ago and saw this bumper sticker on the back of a car:There are three kinds of men: small, medium and OH My GOD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted July 8, 2015 Share #20 Posted July 8, 2015 poppie?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrC1aXj230A...Anglicization of papi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted July 8, 2015 Share #21 Posted July 8, 2015 Measure it? I can't even find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted July 8, 2015 Share #22 Posted July 8, 2015 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted July 8, 2015 Share #23 Posted July 8, 2015 There are three sizes:http://www.cameronville.com/audio/myers.wav Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted July 8, 2015 Share #24 Posted July 8, 2015 Saw this and the theme song from Jaws started playing in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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