Popular Post AirwickWithCheese Posted January 8, 2019 Popular Post Share #1 Posted January 8, 2019 Last Tuesday, a friend asked me to meet her for lunch at Red Robin. This friend is recent divorcee so this made me feel nervous and apprehensive. I showered with my new Dove extra fresh body wash that was part of my Christmas stocking from MomCheese. This left me feeling refreshed, invigorated, but sad that I would be paying for lunch at Red Robin instead of freeloading from Mom. It's was raining which seemed to heighten my pleasant lemon scented starched blue oxford. I wore Bass loafers with yellow socks which made me feel I was conveying an attitude of, shouldn't lunch be dutch? and I do not kiss on the first date. My friend had her hair in a layered bob haircut which eroused me somewhat but I found her skirt and blouse less conservative than I would prefer. Our waitress asked for our drink selections. I allowed my friend date to order first and she ordered the raspberry lemonade. This made me feel relieved and appreciative since I had noticed the placard advertising 99 cent all you can drink raspberry lemonade. I ordered Mr. Pibb but had to settle for Dr. Pepper since our nice waitress said Red Robin no longer carried Mr. Pibb. This left me frustrated and angry but I did my best to hide my emotions with pleasant small talk and banter. She ordered some type of pineapple burger medium well. I find this repulsive but I continued to smile as I listened intently trying to discern her intentions. I ordered the Banzai burger burnt beyond recognition. The food was delicious and the fries indeed were all you can eat which made me feel satisfied and thrifty. In the end I offered to buy lunch and she accepted. This made me feel both chivalrous and instantly regretful at the same time. The check arrived and I was relieved to exit for under 30 dollars including tip. I never figured out her reason for asking me to lunch. She initiated a peck on the cheek. I acquiesced which made me feel considerate and lukewarm like a Hallmark Christmas movie. The End 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted January 8, 2019 Share #2 Posted January 8, 2019 Love is the air. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted January 8, 2019 Share #3 Posted January 8, 2019 My daughter works at Red Robin. I hope you were generous with the waitstaff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 8, 2019 Author Share #4 Posted January 8, 2019 9 minutes ago, BuffJim said: My daughter works at Red Robin. I hope you were generous with the waitstaff. 23%. I considered this overly generous and thoughtful considering she had defiled her body with a tattoo. No love in the air. Perhaps deep mutual appreciation for nice hairstyles but I feel beholding to Kirby until she informs me otherwise. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted January 8, 2019 Share #5 Posted January 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: No love in the air. Perhaps deep mutual appreciation for nice hairstyles That's where it starts! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 8, 2019 Author Share #6 Posted January 8, 2019 Just now, TrentonMakes said: That's where it starts! I use Prell shampoo but it no longer comes in a tube. It leaves my hair soft and manageable with a lite herbalish scent. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 8, 2019 Author Share #7 Posted January 8, 2019 Where is my like, @Wilbur? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 8, 2019 Share #8 Posted January 8, 2019 How did the waitress respond to the $1.27 tip on the the 28.72 bill? I would have gone with a yellow and sky blue argyle sock to show my devil may care attitude and to get my socks to match my shirt. The charred burger left me feeling disgusted, reviled and revolted. Everyone knows that a burger is medium to medium well, with American cheese, iceberg lettuce, diced purple onions, hamburger sliced dill pickles and a generous amount of Frenchs yellow mustard. I am still debating whether or not I can see past this and give your thread a like. Also, can you give us a few more physical descriptors of your "date" such as bust size? Asking for a friend. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 8, 2019 Share #9 Posted January 8, 2019 Now I want Raspberry Lemonade! But I"m stuck at work all day. But this was a very good story, Cheese. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 8, 2019 Author Share #10 Posted January 8, 2019 1 minute ago, jsharr said: How did the waitress respond to the $1.27 tip on the the 28.72 bill? I would have gone with a yellow and sky blue argyle sock to show my devil may care attitude and to get my socks to match my shirt. The charred burger left me feeling disgusted, reviled and revolted. Everyone knows that a burger is medium to medium well, with American cheese, iceberg lettuce, diced purple onions, hamburger sliced dill pickles and a generous amount of Frenchs yellow mustard. I am still debating whether or not I can see past this and give your thread a like. Also, can you give us a few more physical descriptors of your "date" such as bust size? Asking for a friend. You will like my thread without further hesitation. She is an attractive sort, Jewish, I do not factor in bust size as I am a gentleman. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 8, 2019 Author Share #11 Posted January 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Kirby said: Now I want Raspberry Lemonade! But I"m stuck at work all day. But this was a very good story, Cheese. Would have been better with you. I would even bought you the chocolate pie dessert, sharing it of course. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 8, 2019 Share #12 Posted January 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: You will like my thread without further hesitation. She is an attractive sort, Jewish, I do not factor in bust size as I am a gentleman. Even gentlemen have preferences as to bust, derriere, or legs. I can respect that you did not factor this in, but you still noticed. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 8, 2019 Share #13 Posted January 8, 2019 44 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: My friend had her hair in a layered bob haircut which eroused me I get eroused on the internet sometimes... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 8, 2019 Author Share #14 Posted January 8, 2019 1 minute ago, jsharr said: Even gentlemen have preferences as to bust, derriere, or legs. I can respect that you did not factor this in, but you still noticed. As I stated, I did notice and liked her hair. It was similar to this style. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 8, 2019 Share #15 Posted January 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: As I stated, I did notice and liked her hair. It was similar to this style. She seems to a nice bust. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted January 8, 2019 Share #16 Posted January 8, 2019 1 hour ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Hallmark Christmas movie. when is the sequal? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 8, 2019 Author Share #17 Posted January 8, 2019 1 minute ago, bikeman564™ said: when is the sequal? Only if she pays and buys dessert also. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 8, 2019 Share #18 Posted January 8, 2019 Your orders of overcooked burgers have inspired great disappointment in each other (plus the requisite self-loathing), and you consequently put each other in the 'holiday greeting card' zone right away. You need to take her out again and order her a cheeseburger, medium rare, with a runny egg on top, and a lusty alcohol-infused beverage to drink. Tell her that her eyes are not lifeless from her recent divorce, and there is a glimmer in there that only you can spark. Then tell her you are going to deliver a movie star kiss, and there is a distinct possibility she may melt somewhat. Explain that this often happens when vulnerable women kiss you. You have to deliver at this point, she has waited all her life for this moment with you. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 8, 2019 Author Share #19 Posted January 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: Your orders of overcooked burgers have inspired great disappointment in each other (plus the requisite self-loathing), and you consequently put each other in the 'holiday greeting card' zone right away. You need to take her out again and order her a cheeseburger, medium rare, with a runny egg on top, and a lusty alcohol-infused beverage to drink. Tell her that her eyes are not lifeless, and there is a glimmer in there that only you can spark. Then tell her you are going to deliver a movie star kiss, and there is a distinct possibility she may melt somewhat. Explain that this often happens when vulnerable women kiss you. You have to deliver at this point, she has waited all her life for this moment with you. No. I want to date her daughter like bikeman will eventually do. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 8, 2019 Share #20 Posted January 8, 2019 1 hour ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Last Tuesday, a friend asked me to meet her for lunch at Red Robin. This friend is recent divorcee so this made me feel nervous and apprehensive. ExRW? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 8, 2019 Author Share #21 Posted January 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: ExRW? I wish. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 8, 2019 Share #22 Posted January 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: I wish. Just think, you could be RO's stepdad! ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 8, 2019 Share #23 Posted January 8, 2019 33 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: I wish. She would drive you to Zima in short order. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted January 8, 2019 Share #24 Posted January 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, Randomguy said: She would drive you to Zima in short order. I think Cheese would be OK with that as long as she drove him to the Piggly Wiggly after. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team scooter Posted January 8, 2019 Share #25 Posted January 8, 2019 I laughed, I cried. For that I gave you a like. But I was a little disappointed that (and this is the important plot twist that everyone knows will happen) there was no misunderstanding that led to one of you crying and leaving. Only to later come to your senses, and chase one or the other down at the airport to kiss and make up. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted January 8, 2019 Share #26 Posted January 8, 2019 Did you tell her about us? When can we meet her? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted January 9, 2019 Share #27 Posted January 9, 2019 9 hours ago, team scooter said: I laughed, I cried. For that I gave you a like. But I was a little disappointed that (and this is the important plot twist that everyone knows will happen) there was no misunderstanding that led to one of you crying and leaving. Only to later come to your senses, and chase one or the other down at the airport to kiss and make up. A car chase would have been better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted January 9, 2019 Share #28 Posted January 9, 2019 12 hours ago, jsharr said: The charred burger left me feeling disgusted, reviled and revolted..... I am still debating whether or not I can see past this and give your thread a like. ...the burnt meat was beyond the pale for me. It left me feeling damaged. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 9, 2019 Share #29 Posted January 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, Page Turner said: ...the burnt meat was beyond the pale for me. It left me feeling damaged. This I can like. Still pondering the OP. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted January 9, 2019 Share #30 Posted January 9, 2019 14 hours ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Last Tuesday, a friend asked me to meet her for lunch at Red Robin. This friend is recent divorcee so this made me feel nervous and apprehensive. I showered with my new Dove extra fresh body wash that was part of my Christmas stocking from MomCheese. This left me feeling refreshed, invigorated, but sad that I would be paying for lunch at Red Robin instead of freeloading from Mom. It's was raining which seemed to heighten my pleasant lemon scented starched blue oxford. I wore Bass loafers with yellow socks which made me feel I was conveying an attitude of, shouldn't lunch be dutch? and I do not kiss on the first date. My friend had her hair in a layered bob haircut which eroused me somewhat but I found her skirt and blouse less conservative than I would prefer. Our waitress asked for our drink selections. I allowed my friend date to order first and she ordered the raspberry lemonade. This made me feel relieved and appreciative since I had noticed the placard advertising 99 cent all you can drink raspberry lemonade. I ordered Mr. Pibb but had to settle for Dr. Pepper since our nice waitress said Red Robin no longer carried Mr. Pibb. This left me frustrated and angry but I did my best to hide my emotions with pleasant small talk and banter. She ordered some type of pineapple burger medium well. I find this repulsive but I continued to smile as I listened intently trying to discern her intentions. I ordered the Banzai burger burnt beyond recognition. The food was delicious and the fries indeed were all you can eat which made me feel satisfied and thrifty. In the end I offered to buy lunch and she accepted. This made me feel both chivalrous and instantly regretful at the same time. The check arrived and I was relieved to exit for under 30 dollars including tip. I never figured out her reason for asking me to lunch. She initiated a peck on the cheek. I acquiesced which made me feel considerate and lukewarm like a Hallmark Christmas movie. The End Nice try. but not quite up to Kirby's standards! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 9, 2019 Author Share #31 Posted January 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, MickinMD said: Nice try. but not quite up to Kirby's standards! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 9, 2019 Share #32 Posted January 9, 2019 8 hours ago, MickinMD said: Nice try. but not quite up to Kirby's standards! That is a little too high of a standard for any of us to meet. I think Cheese did curiously well in his first attempt at story telling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted January 9, 2019 Share #33 Posted January 9, 2019 I've been to Red Robin twice, not impressed, although it's a step up from most burger chains. She's on the hunt. That doesn't mean she has her sights set on you, she's evaluating the prospects. If she suddenly shows up in your vicinity, or you get together again, then you are a target. Rebound sex can be fun, but just as male teens can seem like an octopus, divorced females can also seem like an octopuss. Very tempted to do the obvious joke here. If you do get together, really, take her someplace nice next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 9, 2019 Share #34 Posted January 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, late said: I've been to Red Robin twice, not impressed, although it's a step up from most burger chains. She's on the hunt. That doesn't mean she has her sights set on you, she's evaluating the prospects. If she suddenly shows up in your vicinity, or you get together again, then you are a target. Rebound sex can be fun, but just as male teens can seem like an octopus, divorced females can also seem like an octopuss. Very tempted to do the obvious joke here. If you do get together, really, take her someplace nice next time. TGI Fridays? Applebees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 9, 2019 Share #35 Posted January 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, late said: If you do get together, really, take her someplace nice next time. It's Greenville. Red Robin is pretty swanky. They serve Dr Pepper vice Mr Pibb. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted January 9, 2019 Share #36 Posted January 9, 2019 If your town has an Olive Garden, it would be perfect for a 2nd date: https://www.grandforksherald.com/lifestyles/food/2350615-eatbeat-long-awaited-olive-garden-receives-warm-welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 9, 2019 Share #37 Posted January 9, 2019 2 hours ago, BuffJim said: If your town has an Olive Garden, it would be perfect for a 2nd date: https://www.grandforksherald.com/lifestyles/food/2350615-eatbeat-long-awaited-olive-garden-receives-warm-welcome If she appreciated the free refills on the fries at RR she might enjoy the all you can eat bread sticks at Olive Garden. If she does...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 9, 2019 Share #38 Posted January 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: If she appreciated the free refills on the fries at RR she might enjoy the all you can eat bread sticks at Olive Garden. If she does...... I think "she eats breadsticks" has replaced "she smokes" but I cannot figure out how to make up a suitable off color rhyme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 9, 2019 Share #39 Posted January 9, 2019 Dammit, Cheese, tell me you followed up with this poor unfortunate woman! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 9, 2019 Share #40 Posted January 9, 2019 25 minutes ago, jsharr said: I think "she eats breadsticks" has replaced "she smokes" but I cannot figure out how to make up a suitable off color rhyme She Smokes Eats Bread Sticks in Bed lyrics Mary’s wiping crumbs from her clothes Buttery patches strewn across the sheets The steam rose slowly and was pushed out by the vent The guiding light was just the tip of her bread stick She eats bread sticks in bed Mary doesn’t care about herself So what chance is there for anybody else Sometimes I wonder about the heartache that lies ahead Any day now she’ll not fit in her clothes She eats bread sticks in bed Nervous neighbors peeping through the blinds Piercing sirens cutting through the night A big jumble settling to rest They searched for hours There wasn’t any heartbeat left She eat bread sticks in bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted January 9, 2019 Share #41 Posted January 9, 2019 4 hours ago, jsharr said: TGI Fridays? Applebees? A real restaurant. There must be at least one that serves food worth eating. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/queer-eye-antoni-tan_us_5b9bba78e4b04d32ebf7bc8b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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