Ralphie ★ Posted January 11, 2019 Share #1 Posted January 11, 2019 Is it time for him to give up the IT world and become a murse? Male prostitute? What else ya got? We need to get him back to work! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 11, 2019 Share #2 Posted January 11, 2019 Respitory therapist, that’s what they train all the unumployed steelworkers to do. Let’s see they closed the mill and payed off 6,000 workers. The local hospitals need less than 50. We pay through taxes to retrain all those people. They end up at stuffmart retrieving carts from the parking lot. Or maybe they train to be a professional truck driver. They do get hired, discover that job sucks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 11, 2019 Share #3 Posted January 11, 2019 https://careertrend.com/the-annual-salary-for-an-odor-judge-13660673.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 11, 2019 Author Share #4 Posted January 11, 2019 1 minute ago, jsharr said: https://careertrend.com/the-annual-salary-for-an-odor-judge-13660673.html Perfect! NJ is the home of the fragrance industry so he is nearby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 11, 2019 Share #5 Posted January 11, 2019 Perfect: Armpit Sniffer Armpit sniffers work for deodorant companies. They may spend their days in a hot room sniffing up to 60 armpits an hour to determine the effectiveness of deodorant in controlling sweaty smells. Armpit sniffers write up the effectiveness of the different deodorants involved. The work requires both a good sense of smell and a willingness to smell someone else's sweaty body. Procter and Gamble, which markets several deodorant brands, treats salaries for all employees, including sniffers, as confidential information. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Chris... Posted January 11, 2019 Popular Post Share #6 Posted January 11, 2019 This is all I've got 3 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 11, 2019 Share #7 Posted January 11, 2019 He also might consider the job of raisin picker. Once that wall is built those going to be in high demand. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 11, 2019 Share #8 Posted January 11, 2019 I want to be a professional cuddler of dogs. Or women. Something. https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/29/cuddle-up-to-me-professional-cuddler-gets-paid-to-give-hugs.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 11, 2019 Share #9 Posted January 11, 2019 Shaker weight quality control tester. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 11, 2019 Share #10 Posted January 11, 2019 This seems like something you would be good at. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 11, 2019 Share #11 Posted January 11, 2019 I suggest that he think internationally. London has openings for sewer workers to go underground and unclog those massive fat balls that are clogging the sewers. I think he should be qualified to do that and he gets to see the world without joining the Navy. Please keep in touch RG. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted January 12, 2019 Share #12 Posted January 12, 2019 I think RG would make one hell of a bartender, and might get a lead on a real job. Stripper is a possibility 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 12, 2019 Author Share #13 Posted January 12, 2019 Just now, Further said: I think RG would make one hell of a bartender, and might get a lead on a real job. Stripper is a possibility Sounds good! RG, make it sew! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 12, 2019 Share #14 Posted January 12, 2019 Fapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted January 12, 2019 Share #15 Posted January 12, 2019 10 minutes ago, Myself said: Fapper There has to be a website opportunity here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 12, 2019 Share #16 Posted January 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Further said: There has to be a website opportunity here.... This site silently turns on your webcam. I have a server full of fine videography. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 12, 2019 Share #17 Posted January 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Myself said: This site silently turns on your webcam. I have a server full of fine videography. Funny you should say that, my wife's government laptop mysteriously turned on it's webcam today while she was working. It has never done that before, she is putting electrical tape over it tomorrow. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 12, 2019 Share #18 Posted January 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Longjohn said: Funny you should say that, my wife's government laptop mysteriously turned on it's webcam today while she was working. It has never done that before, she is putting electrical tape over it tomorrow. I noticed, I mean, sorry to hear that. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 12, 2019 Author Share #19 Posted January 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Longjohn said: Funny you should say that, my wife's government laptop mysteriously turned on it's webcam today while she was working. It has never done that before, she is putting electrical tape over it tomorrow. Russians! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 12, 2019 Share #20 Posted January 12, 2019 1 minute ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Russians! More likely Big Brother, they can see everything she does from Washington but they have never actually turned on her camera before. Probably some perv in DC trying to find someone working naked. Out of luck there, my wife doesn't even sleep naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 12, 2019 Author Share #21 Posted January 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Longjohn said: More likely Big Brother, they can see everything she does from Washington but they have never actually turned on her camera before. Probably some perv in DC trying to find someone working naked. Out of luck there, my wife doesn't even sleep naked. True. Gotta go with the percentages. :D 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 12, 2019 Share #22 Posted January 12, 2019 Back when they used to have to sometimes actually go in to work the ones that worked from home said they often worked in their jammies. If I worked from home I might work in what I wore to sleep but it snot jammies. My wife works from home all the time now. (her mom's home) The last time she actually had to drive in to work was to get her badge updated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 12, 2019 Share #23 Posted January 12, 2019 Tea taster 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 12, 2019 Share #24 Posted January 12, 2019 Librarian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted January 12, 2019 Share #25 Posted January 12, 2019 Digital Mammogram machine. Though you’d probably need first hand experience. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 12, 2019 Share #26 Posted January 12, 2019 I bet he'd be a great tour guide or a museum guide who did programs for kids. He knows all sorts of interesting places around the city and can take an ordinary place and make it seem like a magical adventure for RO. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 12, 2019 Share #27 Posted January 12, 2019 Creepy old guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted January 12, 2019 Share #28 Posted January 12, 2019 He could teach math to Dottle’s gal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 12, 2019 Share #29 Posted January 12, 2019 Grifter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 12, 2019 Share #30 Posted January 12, 2019 Professional Mattress Jumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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