Dirtyhip Posted January 26, 2018 Share #1 Posted January 26, 2018 I was sexually harassed at in the gym. Project Badass squeezed my ass and said "That thing is like a firm apple." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted January 26, 2018 Share #2 Posted January 26, 2018 firm apple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 26, 2018 Share #3 Posted January 26, 2018 Apple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share #4 Posted January 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Apple? Peas be kind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted January 26, 2018 Share #5 Posted January 26, 2018 I hope you honked her boobs to pay her back and asked "Are they the same size?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted January 26, 2018 Share #6 Posted January 26, 2018 Better than apple sauce, but did you show him his crushed pecans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share #7 Posted January 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, parodybot said: I hope you honked her boobs to pay her back and asked "Are they the same size?" She is one goofy gal. Always cracking jokes and she can be quite crude. When we workout on the cardio machines, if I look over at her, she licks her lips at me. LMAO It's almost difficult to concentrate with her jokes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share #8 Posted January 26, 2018 10 minutes ago, Tizeye said: Better than apple sauce, but did you show him his crushed pecans? Not a him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted January 26, 2018 Share #9 Posted January 26, 2018 Yesterday I got on the treadmill next to the one my wife was on. There was a lady next to me on the other side and this lady about my age kept asking me stupid questions about the treadmill. I was being polite but I wasn't sure if she was trying to make small talk or really didn't know how to adjust the incline. I know right... I finally blew her off and she left a short time later. After she left my wife tapped me and asked where we were meeting for drinks!?!?!? Awkward... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted January 26, 2018 Share #10 Posted January 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Dirtyhip said: Not a him. I'm beginning to think Project Badass may not see that as an impediment to your relationship status 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted January 26, 2018 Share #11 Posted January 26, 2018 15 minutes ago, ChrisL said: Yesterday I got on the treadmill next to the one my wife was on. There was a lady next to me on the other side and this lady about my age kept asking me stupid questions about the treadmill. I was being polite but I wasn't sure if she was trying to make small talk or really didn't know how to adjust the incline. I know right... I finally blew her off and she left a short time later. After she left my wife tapped me and asked where we were meeting for drinks!?!?!? Awkward... Why didn't you just run faster until she couldn't keep up? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 26, 2018 Share #12 Posted January 26, 2018 You are supposed to wear earbuds on the dreadmill. That makes it acceptable to ignore anyone talking to you. You don’t have to have them turned on. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az_cyclist Posted January 26, 2018 Share #13 Posted January 26, 2018 wouldnt she have had to say, firm as a banana, for harrassment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted January 26, 2018 Share #14 Posted January 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, Longjohn said: You are supposed to wear earbuds on the dreadmill. That makes it acceptable to ignore anyone talking to you. You don’t have to have them turned on. I do! She tapped me on the arm and started asking me questions after i took it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 26, 2018 Share #15 Posted January 26, 2018 12 minutes ago, ChrisL said: She tapped me on the arm and started asking me questions after i took it out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted January 26, 2018 Share #16 Posted January 26, 2018 Whoops... the earbud, after i took out the earbud... she did ask me how to adjust the incline tho... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share #17 Posted January 26, 2018 She is a new Mom. She has been breast feeding for the last few months. During bench press today, she was starting to fail. I said to her "C'mon, push it, Sugartits." One of the guys in the gym must have not really had his ear buds too loud, cause he totally looked over at us, after I said that. We are SO bad with the lingo to each other. You gotta be silly in life, right? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share #18 Posted January 26, 2018 It is fun to have a workout buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted January 26, 2018 Share #19 Posted January 26, 2018 An homage to Officer & A Gentleman? Walk around "sugarbritches". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted January 26, 2018 Share #20 Posted January 26, 2018 It's only harrassment if it is unwanted, DH. Just saying...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 26, 2018 Share #21 Posted January 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Zephyr said: It's only harrassment if it is unwanted, DH. Just saying...... But 40 years later they can change their mind about if it was wanted, just saying 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted January 26, 2018 Share #22 Posted January 26, 2018 hardassment! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted January 27, 2018 Share #23 Posted January 27, 2018 4 hours ago, ChrisL said: I do! She tapped me on the arm and started asking me questions after i took it out. I betcha Parr8 would have tapped her in return... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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