What animal will Kzoo run down next?

[jsharr ★]

My money is on a horse.

[The_Karen_Cooper_Incident]

Squirrel.  Just to piss of AWWC. 

Shu Fang 

[Kzoo]

2 minutes ago, Shu Fang said:

Squirrel.  Just to piss of AWWC. 

Shu Fang 

That's what I was planning on.

 

[Dottleshead ★]

Beaver, and 'run down' is kind.

[Randomguy]

He is in MI, so he is sure to hit an ass, they are everywhere there.

[Road Runner]

It is hard to believe that Roadrunner was left off the list.  

[maddmaxx ★]

It will be an armadillo that was crossing the road just in front of where he had jsharr tied down.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Kzoo said:

That's what I was planning on.

 

 

[Kzoo]

1 minute ago, Zackny said:

 

That could be me...

[jsharr ★]

26 minutes ago, Road Runner said:

It is hard to believe that Roadrunner was left off the list.  

I did not know they had Road Runners in Michigan.  You could voter other and write in road runner.  

[Randomguy]

1 hour ago, Randomguy said:

He is in MI, so he is sure to hit an ass, they are everywhere there.

Geez, you try to incite a state war and he goes silent.

Squirrels most likely, I suppose.  A resourceful person would then have a nice dinner.

[jsharr ★]

2 minutes ago, Randomguy said:

Geez, you try to incite a state war and he goes silent.

Squirrels most likely, I suppose.  A resourceful person would then have a nice dinner.

I am thinking horse, as in fuck screw jsharr and the horse he rode in on.

My second guess would be a sloth.  I think they are native to the tropical rain forests of the UP.

[Kirby]

Better not be a frog!

I'm voting "other" for Polar Bear.

[Kzoo]

I did not run down anything.  That sucker flew from the opposite side of the road to purposefully smash my windshield.

 

[jsharr ★]

Just now, Kzoo said:

I did not run down anything.  That sucker flew from the opposite side of the road to purposefully smash my windshield.

 

Yeah, right!  And @donkpow was JRA.  I know how this game works.  

[Kzoo]

16 minutes ago, Randomguy said:

Geez, you try to incite a state war and he goes silent.

Squirrels most likely, I suppose.  A resourceful person would then have a nice dinner.

Not easily provoked......... you moranish, half-witted dipstick.

[jsharr ★]

17 minutes ago, Randomguy said:

Geez, you try to incite a state war and he goes silent.

Squirrels most likely, I suppose.  A resourceful person would then have a nice dinner.

Look, I made a thread in your honor, with the plastic eating space whale and you ignored it like a dinner invite from Airwick!  

I bet you run over baby bunnies and just giggle your ass off.

[donkpow]

33 minutes ago, jsharr said:

Yeah, right!  And @donkpow was JRA.  I know how this game works.  

Actually I had a plan. You may not know this but I don't take a dump without a plan.

[jsharr ★]

Just now, donkpow said:

Actually I had a plan. You may not know this but I don't take a dump without a plan.

Oh, I knew alright, and I am pretty sure that you know that I knew, if you know what I mean.

[donkpow]

1 minute ago, jsharr said:

Oh, I knew alright, and I am pretty sure that you know that I knew, if you know what I mean.

More or less.

[maddmaxx ★]

2 hours ago, Kzoo said:

I did not run down anything.  That sucker flew from the opposite side of the road to purposefully smash my windshield.

 

Thus answering the eternal question why did the Turkey try to cross the road.

 

It was a suicide bomber.

[Wilbur ★]

What kind of multiple guess test has no "all of the above" choice? 

[Dottleshead ★]

This poll has collected quite the sampling.

[Longjohn ★]

I think it will be a turtle, those suckers dart right out in front of you.

[smudge ★]

It will most likely be a possum. There are tons of them down there. It's actually sad to see when I'm in GR visiting my daughters.

[smudge ★]

5 hours ago, jsharr said:

I think they are native to the tropical rain forests of the UP.

That's funny. And thanks for including the UP! 

[jsharr ★]

3 hours ago, wilbur said:

What kind of multiple guess test has no "all of the above" choice? 

this one? 

[jsharr ★]

6 minutes ago, smudge said:

That's funny. And thanks for including the UP! 

Anything for you!  

[BuffJim]

He’s going Manatee hunting . 

Like the old pop song “He’s a manatee eater, manatee eater.”

[Kzoo]

9 minutes ago, BuffJim said:

He’s going Manatee hunting . 

Like the old pop song “He’s a manatee eater, manatee eater.”

Are you drunk again?

[BuffJim]

Just now, Kzoo said:

Are you drunk again?

Is it that obvious?

[Page Turner]

8 hours ago, jsharr said:

My money is on a horse.

 

[Ralphie ★]

Moose. Better not be one of my relatives!

[Longjohn ★]

[Page Turner]

...I was gonna post a joke about a woodcock meeting a beaver, but I didn't want to skew your pole.

[Kzoo]

1 minute ago, Page Turner said:

...I was gonna post a joke about a woodcock meeting a beaver, but I didn't want to skew your pole.

Please explain... for a friend.

 

[jsharr ★]

13 minutes ago, Page Turner said:

...I was gonna post a joke about a woodcock meeting a beaver, but I didn't want to skew your pole.

My pole is made of wood, so you might get splinters in your punch line.