Square Wheels Posted October 18, 2017 Share #1 Posted October 18, 2017 20 Pounds Of Poop In Your Belly… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 18, 2017 Share #2 Posted October 18, 2017 I think there's an Essential Oil for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fret Buzz Posted October 18, 2017 Share #3 Posted October 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: 20 Pounds Of Poop In Your Belly… My wife was recounting an account she read of a man who did a SEVEN day fast (only distilled water). I was like, "Why the heck would he do that?" and she tried to spin that fasts have been proven in studies to have positive effects. I cried BS on the 7 day one. Of all the "healthy" things a person can do, a seven day fast would not be in the top 10 (top 100? too 1,000?), and it would push the opportunity for any of those higher rated ones out of the way. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 18, 2017 Share #4 Posted October 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: My wife was recounting an account she read of a man who did a SEVEN day fast (only distilled water). I was like, "Why the heck would he do that?" and she tried to spin that fasts have been proven in studies to have positive effects. I cried BS on the 7 day one. Of all the "healthy" things a person can do, a seven day fast would not be in the top 10 (top 100? too 1,000?), and it would push the opportunity for any of those higher rated ones out of the way. Tom We've discussed fasts here many times over the years. That's why n00bs need to check the archives before they just go posting stuff. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 18, 2017 Share #5 Posted October 18, 2017 This is a bunch of crap (NPI). If you have 20 lbs of poop in your bowels, you have a serious problem. Could it be that the purveyor of this nonsense is trying to sell us something? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted October 18, 2017 Share #6 Posted October 18, 2017 I keep doing the colonoscopy flush in the hopes that I can get some propofol. I'm like, "Hey, I ready to go. Get out the scope and propofol and lets get it on." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fret Buzz Posted October 18, 2017 Share #7 Posted October 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Kzoo said: We've discussed fasts here many times over the years. That's why n00bs need to check the archives before they just go posting stuff. A SEVEN day fast? I don't think so. You'd be hard pressed to find a discussion of that here! Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 18, 2017 Share #8 Posted October 18, 2017 Just now, Razors Edge said: A SEVEN day fast? I don't think so. You'd be hard pressed to find a discussion of that here! Tom Speaking of 20 pounds of poop. We've discussed all kinds of fasts here over the years. Don't come in here and start telling us what we did and didn't discuss in the past. SUGGESTION - have Ralph (the dredging king) teach you how to use the search function. #n00bs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 18, 2017 Share #9 Posted October 18, 2017 8 minutes ago, Kzoo said: We've discussed fasts here many times over the years. That's why n00bs need to check the archives before they just go posting stuff. Archives my ass, why would anyone do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 18, 2017 Share #10 Posted October 18, 2017 7 minutes ago, donkpow said: I keep doing the colonoscopy flush in the hopes that I can get some propofol. I'm like, "Hey, I ready to go. Get out the scope and propofol and lets get it on." I'm going for a colonoscopy in a week or two. After they flush me out, I guarantee I won't weigh five lbs less than my normal morning weight, much less 20 lbs less. If I weigh 20 lbs less, I will go to the emergency room and have them make sure I didn't poop out a major organ. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted October 18, 2017 Share #11 Posted October 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: I'm going for a colonoscopy in a week or two. After they flush me out, I guarantee I won't weigh five lbs less than my normal morning weight, much less 20 lbs less. If I weigh 20 lbs less, I will go to the emergency room and have them make sure I didn't poop out a major organ. If they do it right and use propofol, you won't care about how much you lost. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fret Buzz Posted October 18, 2017 Share #12 Posted October 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Archives my ass, why would anyone do that? Give Ralph time to get off his azz and do some work around this joint! Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 18, 2017 Share #13 Posted October 18, 2017 Just now, donkpow said: If they do it right and use propofol, you won't care about how much you lost. You keep talking about propofol. I keep hearing that Ohio has a serious issue with prescription drugs. An epidemic... So @donkpow, where you from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 18, 2017 Share #14 Posted October 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, donkpow said: If they do it right and use propofol, you won't care about how much you lost. I will be flushed out before going for the colonoscopy. I will weigh myself before and after flushing and report back to the forum. BTW, a lot of what comes out is water. Most of the weight loss will probably be water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 18, 2017 Share #15 Posted October 18, 2017 Just now, Razors Edge said: Give Ralph time to get off his azz and do some work around this joint! Tom Again, not something a noob should say while still a n00b. Ralph is as old as dirt. Ralph can be as mean as a snake. Ralph is evil personified. But he's still our Ralph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fret Buzz Posted October 18, 2017 Share #16 Posted October 18, 2017 Just now, Kzoo said: Again, not something a noob should say while still a n00b. Ralph is as old as dirt. Ralph can be as mean as a snake. Ralph is evil personified. But he's still our Ralph If Ralph cared enough too show up once in a while and do his job, this conversation would be unnecessary. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 18, 2017 Share #17 Posted October 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: If Ralph cared enough too show up once in a while and do his job, this conversation would be unnecessary. Tom Unlike many of you, Ralph actually works while he is at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 18, 2017 Share #18 Posted October 18, 2017 Just now, Road Runner said: Unlike many of you, Ralph works while he is at work. That's his story and he's sticking to it...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted October 18, 2017 Share #19 Posted October 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, Kzoo said: You keep talking about propofol. I keep hearing that Ohio has a serious issue with prescription drugs. An epidemic... So @donkpow, where you from? Yes. I believe we lead the nation with the problem. I know that Dayton, where I live, has the biggest problem in the state. Popofol isn't really the problem, it is the opiates. There is no street equivalent to propofol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Road Runner Posted October 18, 2017 Popular Post Share #20 Posted October 18, 2017 Just now, donkpow said: There is no street equivalent to propofol. Sounds like a terrific business opportunity. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 18, 2017 Share #21 Posted October 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: Sounds like a terrific business opportunity. That made me LOL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted October 18, 2017 Share #22 Posted October 18, 2017 This is an ad. There is no way I have that many undigested meals. I had corn the other night..., already gone through. Don't ask me how I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 18, 2017 Share #23 Posted October 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, Zephyr said: Don't ask me how I know TTIWWP, wait, never mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx Posted October 18, 2017 Share #24 Posted October 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Kzoo said: We've discussed fasts here many times over the years. That's why n00bs need to check the archives before they just go posting stuff. Not "you're faster than Donk" threads you twit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 18, 2017 Share #25 Posted October 18, 2017 Just now, maddmaxx said: Not "you're faster than Donk" threads you twit. Who you calling a twit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted October 18, 2017 Share #26 Posted October 18, 2017 18 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Not "you're faster than Donk" threads you twit. I've always considered it a given that everyone is faster than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted October 18, 2017 Share #27 Posted October 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Kzoo said: TTIWWP, wait, never mind. I think you meant TM(F)I. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted October 18, 2017 Share #28 Posted October 18, 2017 5 hours ago, Kzoo said: Speaking of 20 pounds of poop. We've discussed all kinds of fasts here over the years. Don't come in here and start telling us what we did and didn't discuss in the past. SUGGESTION - have Ralph (the dredging king) teach you how to use the search function. #n00bs This is a toughy. You'll just have to pick through all the irrelevant crap - sorry. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=fast+-speed+-faster+site%3Asquarewheelscycling.com 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted October 18, 2017 Share #29 Posted October 18, 2017 20 pounds? I think that number may be too low, because I've had plenty of people tell me 'You're so full of it!'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL Posted October 19, 2017 Share #30 Posted October 19, 2017 Eat a lot of gluten and all that crap will come out fast. Win-Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted October 19, 2017 Share #31 Posted October 19, 2017 I had 3lbs when I had my colonoscopy last week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted October 19, 2017 Share #32 Posted October 19, 2017 Hmmm. There's abit of water which adds to the weight... Anyway, when we went to Europe last year for 2.5 wks., we had meat 90% for our dinners + cheap, good red wine. I normally only eat meat 3-4 times per month. Needless to say, I was abit constipated and mildly concerned during trip. I really had to try the different local dishes and don't regret it. My body has changed since teenage years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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