jsharr ★ Posted January 26, 2021 Share #1 Posted January 26, 2021 please diagnose my ailment and prescribe a course of action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groupw Posted January 26, 2021 Share #2 Posted January 26, 2021 Don’t bend them! Option 2 - start doing curls with 12 oz weights. Repeat until you pass out. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Old Guy Posted January 26, 2021 Share #3 Posted January 26, 2021 Arthritis. Take 3 Advil and call me in the morning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 26, 2021 Author Share #4 Posted January 26, 2021 Just now, Clark said: Arthritis. Take 3 Advil and call me in the morning. Is In the Morning your next forum name? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Old Guy Posted January 26, 2021 Share #5 Posted January 26, 2021 8 minutes ago, jsharr said: Is In the Morning your next forum name? You never know. I like Clark. He could fool people by just putting on a pair of glasses. I'm sure no one here has a clue as to my true identity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted January 26, 2021 Share #6 Posted January 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, Clark said: You never know. I like Clark. He could fool people by just putting on a pair of glasses. I'm sure no one here has a clue to my true identity. I had you pegged as @donkpow with your internet diagnostic powers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 26, 2021 Share #7 Posted January 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, Clark said: You never know. I like Clark. He could fool people by just putting on a pair of glasses. I'm sure no one here has a clue to my true identity. He also at super speed put in and took oot a curl over his forehead for an even more unbreakable disguise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 26, 2021 Author Share #8 Posted January 26, 2021 6 minutes ago, Clark said: You never know. I like Clark. He could fool people by just putting on a pair of glasses. I'm sure no one here has a clue as to my true identity. Maybe. Maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Old Guy Posted January 26, 2021 Share #9 Posted January 26, 2021 3 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said: He also at super speed put in and took oot a curl over his forehead for an even more unbreakable disguise. He must have had some sort of super hair gel. Even flying at super-sonic speeds, his hair never moved. And the cape. What the hell was the cape for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted January 26, 2021 Share #10 Posted January 26, 2021 My knees hurt when I bend my arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 26, 2021 Share #11 Posted January 26, 2021 If ever a thread need hijacking, it's this one. Thank you Clark. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 26, 2021 Author Share #12 Posted January 26, 2021 10 minutes ago, Clark said: He must have had some sort of super hair gel. Even flying at super-sonic speeds, his hair never moved. And the cape. What the hell was the cape for? At times the trapdoor on his union suit did not stay so non mobile at super-sonic speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 26, 2021 Author Share #13 Posted January 26, 2021 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: If ever a thread need hijacking, it's this one. Thank you Clark. I may have hurt them shoveling pixels into the grafix forge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted January 26, 2021 Share #14 Posted January 26, 2021 Did you do any lifting or working out the day before? If so, since you don't mention muscle soreness I won't suggest ice, but it may be tendons and or muscles and helpful is a long soak in a tub plus a pain reliever (Naproxen, Ibuprofen, Tylenol, Aspirin). Otherwise, it's very odd for both elbows to begin aching at the same time with some physical activity causing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 26, 2021 Share #15 Posted January 26, 2021 Blah, blah, blah.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 26, 2021 Share #16 Posted January 26, 2021 1 minute ago, MickinMD said: Did you do any lifting or working out the day before? If so, since you don't mention muscle soreness I won't suggest ice, but it may be tendons and or muscles and helpful is a long soak in a tub plus a pain reliever (Naproxen, Ibuprofen, Tylenol, Aspirin). Otherwise, it's very odd for both elbows to begin aching at the same time with some physical activity causing it. @jsharr listen to Dr. Mick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Old Guy Posted January 26, 2021 Share #17 Posted January 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Blah, blah, blah.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 26, 2021 Author Share #18 Posted January 26, 2021 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: @jsharr listen to Dr. Mick. I am. Just trying to figure out what to pour over the ice. Maybe some Kracken rum and a splash of Coke Zero? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 26, 2021 Author Share #19 Posted January 26, 2021 4 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Blah, blah, blah.... 1 minute ago, Clark said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 26, 2021 Author Share #20 Posted January 26, 2021 Just now, jsharr said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 26, 2021 Share #21 Posted January 26, 2021 42 minutes ago, groupw said: Don’t bend them! Beat me to it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 26, 2021 Author Share #22 Posted January 26, 2021 Just now, Dirtyhip said: Beat me to it. That's what @Randomguy said! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 26, 2021 Author Share #23 Posted January 26, 2021 43 minutes ago, groupw said: Don’t bend them! Option 2 - start doing curls with 12 oz weights. Repeat until you pass out. I have this nice box on my desk that I was going to drop off this afternoon as I left work...... hmmmm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 26, 2021 Share #24 Posted January 26, 2021 Does anyone else here find it funny-odd (not funny-haha) that Superman was played by George Reeves and then by Christopher Reeve? And wait - there's more! Both died somewhat early and tragic deaths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Old Guy Posted January 26, 2021 Share #25 Posted January 26, 2021 1 minute ago, Philander Seabury said: Both died somewhat early and tragic deaths. Kryptonite sucks! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Old Guy Posted January 26, 2021 Share #26 Posted January 26, 2021 18 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said: Does anyone else here find it funny-odd (not funny-haha) that Superman was played by George Reeves and then by Christopher Reeve? And wait - there's more! Both died somewhat early and tragic deaths. Also, there was a popular actor of the 60's and 70's named Christopher George. He starred in the 60's TV show, "The Rat Patrol" and acted in numerous other TV shows and movies. He also died relatively young (52, same as Christopher Reeve) in 1983 from a damaged heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 26, 2021 Share #27 Posted January 26, 2021 It's covid joint pain. Go get a test. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted January 27, 2021 Share #28 Posted January 27, 2021 Put the lime in the coconut and you drink them both together. Put the lime in the coconut. Then you feel better. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 27, 2021 Author Share #29 Posted January 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: Put the lime in the coconut and you drink them both together. Put the lime in the coconut. Then you feel better. DOCTOR! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 27, 2021 Author Share #30 Posted January 27, 2021 1 hour ago, maddmaxx said: It's covid joint pain. Go get a test. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep_herder ★ Posted January 27, 2021 Share #31 Posted January 27, 2021 You may have to drink from a bowl and give your elbows a rest. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted January 27, 2021 Share #32 Posted January 27, 2021 12 hours ago, Prophet Zacharia said: I had you pegged as @donkpow with your internet diagnostic powers. Yes, easy mistake to make. On topic: I understand the complaint is pain in the elbows. This is a common symptom of aging. I'd say the patient needs to come to terms with the fact and accept that he will have to pay for no assistance with his problems. However, this does not mean that he can't receive services. One of my friends is an elbow specialist. He routinely removes elbows from people when they have problems. I can refer him to the specialist if he desires it. Also, I can write prescriptions for the most common old people drugs. Here's a pamphlet from the government on that. Since the majority of patients that come through the practice have diabetes, I think we should go ahead and get him started on a monitoring program. I can write prescriptions for diabetes, easy. They have a lot of drugs for that. Here's a pamphlet on that from the government. Feel free to call us any time and wait in the queue to not get help. Also, we have a nice computerized system you can contact that has excellent literature from the government for you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted January 27, 2021 Share #33 Posted January 27, 2021 54 minutes ago, donkpow said: He routinely removes elbows from people when they have problems. Can I have a government pamphlet on elbow removal, please? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 27, 2021 Author Share #34 Posted January 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Prophet Zacharia said: Can I have a government pamphlet on elbow removal, please? I know a guy who removes elbows and knee caps for free. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 27, 2021 Share #35 Posted January 27, 2021 Straighten your arms out and quit working in the garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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