Wilbur ★ Posted September 20, 2017 Share #1 Posted September 20, 2017 ..running out of airspeed ,altitude and ideas all at the same time... a SWCF story. Please contribute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 20, 2017 Share #2 Posted September 20, 2017 There was only one thing I could do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted September 20, 2017 Share #3 Posted September 20, 2017 ...when suddenly I remembered the bottle of Pappy Van Winkle behind my seat. It brought back memories of that night in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted September 20, 2017 Share #4 Posted September 20, 2017 Bangkok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted September 20, 2017 Share #5 Posted September 20, 2017 where I was being entertained by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted September 20, 2017 Share #6 Posted September 20, 2017 AirwickWithCheese 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted September 20, 2017 Share #7 Posted September 20, 2017 You really scared me there for a second Captain Wilbur. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 20, 2017 Share #8 Posted September 20, 2017 Then the ridge was past and the ground dropped away. (mandatory escape clause) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 20, 2017 Share #9 Posted September 20, 2017 1 minute ago, AirwickWithCheese said: You really scared me there for a second Captain Wilbur. This story is going to suck if you just interrupt it at will. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted September 20, 2017 Share #10 Posted September 20, 2017 The End. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted September 20, 2017 Share #11 Posted September 20, 2017 In a split second I had to decide if I was to bail or try to save the old girl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted September 20, 2017 Share #12 Posted September 20, 2017 I tossed the empty bourbon bottle out the window and pulled back on the stick with all the strength I had in me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share #13 Posted September 20, 2017 20 minutes ago, parodybot said: I tossed the empty bourbon bottle out the window and pulled back on the stick with all the strength I had in me. While she was known to be the most nimble of zeppelins, I could tell this would not end well.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted September 20, 2017 Share #14 Posted September 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Wilbur said: While she was known to be the most nimble of zeppelins, I could tell this would not end well.. and as there was a large crowd below, I decided now was as good of a time as any to put on my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted September 20, 2017 Share #15 Posted September 20, 2017 but then realized I did not have my pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted September 20, 2017 Share #16 Posted September 20, 2017 Remembering that there was a Congressional 'investigative committee' on board, and realizing that their collective hot air would carry us to safe landing on island 56, a very secret, very unwelcoming government 'project', I decided that unwelcome beat the hell of being eaten by great white shark, I headed back into the cargo hold, I mean passenger seating, hoping to release all that hot air. Hadn't a clue how... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 20, 2017 Share #17 Posted September 20, 2017 then I remembered jsharr had sent me a pot of chili... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan ★ Posted September 21, 2017 Share #18 Posted September 21, 2017 but what good is chili at a time like this if it has no beans. Gaaaahhh! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 21, 2017 Share #19 Posted September 21, 2017 8 hours ago, bikeman564™ said: where I was being entertained by... I was gonna say "spacehookers". 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 21, 2017 Share #20 Posted September 21, 2017 Suddenly, out of nowhere, a space ship piloted by "Pigs in Space" appeared and used it's force rays and probes to stabilize the zeppelin. I developed a craving for take out Swedish Meatballs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 21, 2017 Share #21 Posted September 21, 2017 Slowly I turned... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted September 21, 2017 Share #22 Posted September 21, 2017 13 hours ago, parodybot said: Gravity set in. The End. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted September 21, 2017 Share #23 Posted September 21, 2017 1 hour ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Slowly I turned... And saw it was already on the news: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted September 21, 2017 Share #24 Posted September 21, 2017 I turned right into the path of the incoming Hurricaine Jose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted September 21, 2017 Share #25 Posted September 21, 2017 And as I looked to my right, in the beautiful eyes of my co-pilot Sally the Chimp, the feelings I could no longer supress bubbled over and I told her how I felt about her. She smiled at me and I knew I was in for the adventure of a lifetime 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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