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jsharr

My boss is a dick bag

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Told me that a friend of his was coming by with her girls, who are Girl Scouts, to sell cookies.  I was ready to get hooked up.

He had his days wrong.  Won't be here until Monday.

Do I storm into his office and call him a dick bag?

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If you really want to get his attention and respect you'll jump up on his desk and kick the picture of his wife into the wall.

He'll probably fetch you those cookies himself.  ;)

Stick with me kid, I'll show ya the ropes.  

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Yes and then put up a 'no soliciting' sign on your door.  And don't buy 17 boxes of Samoas on Monday and don't send 5 of those boxes to me.

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15 minutes ago, Further said:

If you really want to get his attention and respect you'll jump up on his desk and kick the picture of his wife into the wall.

He'll probably fetch you those cookies himself.  ;)

Stick with me kid, I'll show ya the ropes.  

He is single and dates models and strippers.  

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Girl Scout cookies are EVIL.  Those girls and their moms work their butts off selling ridiculously overrated and overpriced calories, and the troops get very little of the money, but some cookie company gets rich off our inability to tell those cute little girls the reality of the situation.

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