Randomguy Posted January 21, 2019 Share #1 Posted January 21, 2019 This is America, dammit, speak English! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted January 21, 2019 Share #2 Posted January 21, 2019 Make sure to insist that you get July 4th off. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted January 21, 2019 Share #3 Posted January 21, 2019 did you feel dumb? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 21, 2019 Share #4 Posted January 21, 2019 Did you talk over tea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 21, 2019 Author Share #5 Posted January 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, Chris... said: did you feel dumb? No more than usual. It seemed she was rushing things, like she had most of my clothes off before I even knew her name. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted January 21, 2019 Share #6 Posted January 21, 2019 Just now, Randomguy said: No more than usual. It seemed she was rushing things, like she had most of my clothes off before I even knew her name. was she hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted January 21, 2019 Share #7 Posted January 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Chris... said: was she hot? Except for her teeth? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 21, 2019 Author Share #8 Posted January 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Chris... said: was she hot? I don't think English women sound hot. The language is too proper, like missionary is all they do, or they would ask you for some deviant act in the queen's voice or somesuch. I don't know why that is that I feel that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 21, 2019 Author Share #9 Posted January 21, 2019 Just now, Prophet Zacharia said: Except for her teeth? It was a phone interview. It is the thing all the cool people are doing these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted January 21, 2019 Share #10 Posted January 21, 2019 Yeah Baby 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted January 21, 2019 Share #11 Posted January 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said: Except for her teeth? Parr8 still would... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 21, 2019 Share #12 Posted January 21, 2019 Did you call her gubner? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 21, 2019 Author Share #13 Posted January 21, 2019 1 minute ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Did you call her gubner? She wasn't cockney or anything. I looked her up, she is indian looking. Not the kind that scalp you or anything, but the kind that would feed you curry. Not bad looking, but pushy-looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted January 21, 2019 Share #14 Posted January 21, 2019 37 minutes ago, BuffJim said: Make sure to insist that you get July 4th off. Well, after all, it is their Thanksgiving! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted January 21, 2019 Share #15 Posted January 21, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted January 21, 2019 Share #16 Posted January 21, 2019 22 minutes ago, Chris... said: She’s India Indian born, but she’s ‘Mercian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted January 21, 2019 Share #17 Posted January 21, 2019 53 minutes ago, Randomguy said: She wasn't cockney or anything. I looked her up, she is indian looking. Not the kind that scalp you or anything, but the kind that would feed you curry. Not bad looking, but pushy-looking. Dot not Feather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 21, 2019 Author Share #18 Posted January 21, 2019 8 minutes ago, Scrapr said: Dot not Feather Yes. You know what really sucks? Someone else from her company was supposed to call at 5:00, so instead of running out to the produce store while there was still daylight and enjoying what little warmth there was left (14 degrees and windy as hell), I waited for this buttmunch to call. He didn't call. Fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 21, 2019 Share #19 Posted January 21, 2019 By them a Patriots hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 21, 2019 Author Share #20 Posted January 21, 2019 19 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Yes. You know what really sucks? Someone else from her company was supposed to call at 5:00, so instead of running out to the produce store while there was still daylight and enjoying what little warmth there was left (14 degrees and windy as hell), I waited for this buttmunch to call. He didn't call. Fucker. Ok, he called. He sounded rushed, too. He apologized for being late, and we rescheduled to talk tomorrow at 4:30. I feel only slightly better about humanity now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted January 21, 2019 Share #21 Posted January 21, 2019 53 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Ok, he called. He sounded rushed, too. He apologized for being late, and we rescheduled to talk tomorrow at 4:30. I feel only slightly better about humanity now. He owes you karma now. I would expect an offer imminently. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 21, 2019 Share #22 Posted January 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: and we rescheduled to talk tomorrow at 4:30 Right...... and he won't be just a busy at the end of the day tomorrow? You should have scheduled it for first thing in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share #23 Posted January 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Kzoo said: Right...... and he won't be just a busy at the end of the day tomorrow? You should have scheduled it for first thing in the morning. I have a different interview/presentation at 10:00, so there is that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #24 Posted January 22, 2019 26 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I have a different interview/presentation at 10:00, so there is that. you gotta drop that in there. Whatever time he suggests you tell him you have a different presentation. I don't care if it's 10:00 pm on Saturday night. I'm busy, how about 7:00 am on Sunday morning, it's my only opening for a few days. Create that scarcity concept for RG services 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted January 22, 2019 Share #25 Posted January 22, 2019 R G I really hope you find a good job. I've been there and it sucks. Pullin for ya. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #26 Posted January 22, 2019 17 hours ago, Randomguy said: I don't think English women sound hot. I do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted January 22, 2019 Share #27 Posted January 22, 2019 15 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: I do Indeed. Such a parochial thread.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #28 Posted January 22, 2019 18 hours ago, Randomguy said: This is America, dammit, speak English! Were they interviewing you for a job in the UK? Likewise, I wonder if Brits in the UK get pizzed off when they get interviewed by an American. Sure, it is far easier to understand American, but dammit, speak English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #29 Posted January 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, late said: Such a parochial thread.. In that case, picture her like this (sort of hot, sort of innocent, definitely a hint of naughty): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted January 22, 2019 Share #30 Posted January 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Razors Edge said: Likewise, I wonder if Brits in the UK get pizzed off when they get interviewed by an American. Yes, when they don't understand English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groupw Posted January 22, 2019 Share #31 Posted January 22, 2019 20 hours ago, Randomguy said: I don't think English women sound hot. There was a girl from my high school who worked at our record store. I was in my mid 20s. She was a senior. A friend of hers from school would hangout from time to time. The friend was nerdy-cute. Same eyeglasses she had been wearing since junior high. Not tall, but gangly for her size. She was preparing to move to England to go to college. She had cousins there and wanted to study abroad. Fast forward 3 or 4 years. In walks this bombshell of a woman. She wore a white dress and jacket with a bright pink blouse. White stockings with pink heels. Her lipstick matched her blouse. She walked like she was on a runway. She came up to the counter and said in the most beautiful English accent, “Hello Doug. Remember me?” I don’t know how long I stood there before I realized it was the friend! The accent she had picked up was almost musical I helped her find some albums she was looking for and we chatted for quite a while. That accent would make my knee weak! Another guy who worked there was jealous because I was married and he was single, but she would seek me out each visit while she was back. She was always stunning, but that first visit lefted an indelible memory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted January 22, 2019 Share #32 Posted January 22, 2019 Desperate times call for desperate measures 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 22, 2019 Share #33 Posted January 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, Chris... said: Desperate times call for desperate measures at least you did not put his head no that limey in the union jack banana hammock picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share #34 Posted January 22, 2019 43 minutes ago, Chris... said: Desperate times call for desperate measures This suit is stunning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 22, 2019 Share #35 Posted January 22, 2019 22 hours ago, BuffJim said: Make sure to insist that you get off on July 4th. I really don't think that that is their responsibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share #36 Posted January 22, 2019 4 hours ago, bikeman564™ said: I do Irish chicks do it for me, it must be a repressed gene that makes me want to rip clothes off and plant potatoes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share #37 Posted January 22, 2019 22 hours ago, Scrapr said: He owes you karma now. I would expect an offer imminently. Fucker is late calling again. I am sensing a pattern here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted January 23, 2019 Share #38 Posted January 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Randomguy said: Fucker is late calling again. I am sensing a pattern here... your play: I'm busy...got any room at 8:00 am? I've got presentations lined up all fucking day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 23, 2019 Share #39 Posted January 23, 2019 6 hours ago, Randomguy said: Fucker is late calling again. I am sensing a pattern here... AND I thought I said something about that yesterday, but nooooo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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