So, if I told you I can’t eat seeds or corn for a week, would you guess why not?

[MoseySusan]

That important rite of passage known as ___.

[jsharr ★]

colonoscopy

 

[MoseySusan]

Ima be squeaky clean. ??

[maddmaxx ★]

1 hour ago, roadsue said:

Ima be squeaky clean. ??

Welcome to the royal order of perfect assholes.  I did mine 3 weeks ago.

[UglyBob]

I'm due again next year. Not looking forward to it...

[maddmaxx ★]

3 minutes ago, UglyBob said:

I'm due again next year. Not looking forward to it...

The event itself is rather anti climatic.  It's the hours before that are the real pain in the ass.

[UglyBob]

Just now, maddmaxx said:

The event itself is rather anti climatic.  It's the hours before that are the real pain in the ass.

Yeah, the prep is what really sucks. Speaking from experience, it's also a good idea to avoid really spicy food for a couple of days afterward.

[maddmaxx ★]

5 minutes ago, UglyBob said:

Yeah, the prep is what really sucks. Speaking from experience, it's also a good idea to avoid really spicy food for a couple of days afterward.

And drink lots of liquids.  There's a lot of volumn there to fill back up and you don't want to be making concrete.

[Page Turner]

1 hour ago, roadsue said:

 ...rite of passage...

...good one.   Plenty of passage in this ceremony.

[groupw]

Never said anything about no grains to me. I was given a clean bill for 10 years. 

[MoseySusan]

1 hour ago, maddmaxx said:

And drink lots of liquids.  There's a lot of volumn there to fill back up and you don't want to be making concrete.

No, I certainly do not!

I want to drop the kids off at the pool as usual. 

[petitepedal ★]

Too bad you missed the special

[shootingstar]

Best luck.

Mine was clear as a whistle.... they gave me digital photos.

[MoseySusan]

Fascinating! I can’t wait. 

[Parr8hed]

9 hours ago, roadsue said:

 

I want to drop the kids off at the pool as usual. 

We say "taking the Browns to the superbowl". 

[smudge ★]

Don't eat a ton of heavy food the day before prep. Cream of ____ soups, milk, stuff like that. This was my doctor's advice. It made the prep super easy.

MY advice is to just take the jug of prep into the bathroom with you. Once the process starts, you won't be able to get out of the bathroom to consume the rest of the prep. 

[Tizeye]

And I had a nice helping of grits ready for your breakfast. ?

[Road Runner]

I had my last one done without drugs.  Very uncomfortable.  

[Page Turner]

...every time I get abducted by the aliens they do that anal probe thing, so I'm pretty used to it by now.

[Road Runner]

1 minute ago, No One said:

...every time I get abducted by the aliens they do that anal probe thing, so I'm pretty used to it by now.

When that happens, do they have their hands on your shoulders?

[Page Turner]

1 minute ago, Road Runner said:

When that happens, do they have their hands on your shoulders?

...hands ?

[Razors Edge ★]

18 hours ago, roadsue said:

So, if I told you I can’t eat seeds or corn for a week

I was gonna say you must be more sensitive to living than Square, but apparently, you're just temporarily insane.

[Prophet Zacharia]

58 minutes ago, Road Runner said:

When that happens, do they have their hands on your shoulders?

I’m never going back to that dentist.