jsharr ★ Posted June 27, 2019 Share #1 Posted June 27, 2019 For those of us that identify as men, when you are in the bathroom of your choice, do you unzip or unbutton to urinate? I was an unbottoner for years, as I wore briefs without a front opening. Not that I am a card carrying member of the boxer brief party I am an unzipper. discus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted June 27, 2019 Share #2 Posted June 27, 2019 Just now, jsharr said: discus. No. Answering that question is just the first step down a slippery slope. #unzip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted June 27, 2019 Share #3 Posted June 27, 2019 unzip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 27, 2019 Author Share #4 Posted June 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: No. Answering that question is just the first step down a slippery slope. #unzip You need to work on your aim or find a cleaner more level mens room. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted June 27, 2019 Share #5 Posted June 27, 2019 Just now, jsharr said: For those of us that identify as men, when you are in the bathroom of your choice, do you unzip or unbutton to urinate? I was an unbottoner for years, as I wore briefs without a front opening. Not that I am a card carrying member of the boxer brief party I am an unzipper. discus. I'm an unzipper unless I have on my one pair of button fly jeans. I have always had underwear with a front fly - whether briefs (way back), boxers (back a while), or my current boxer briefs. My brothers have argued that NO guys should be using the unzip and through the fly route, but should always unbutton and go the over the top route. I think they are nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 27, 2019 Share #6 Posted June 27, 2019 I can unzip my compression but I find it hard to unbutton it regardless if it's a right click or left click. The reverse, however works great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted June 27, 2019 Share #7 Posted June 27, 2019 I can imagine what the forum wimens must think of this thread ?♀️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted June 27, 2019 Share #8 Posted June 27, 2019 I do both and pull pants and underwear down around my ankles. I get some stares in public washrooms Not really, i usually wear a belt, so just an unzip 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted June 27, 2019 Share #9 Posted June 27, 2019 I like privacy in the restroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Square Wheels Posted June 27, 2019 Popular Post Share #10 Posted June 27, 2019 Depends 4 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted June 27, 2019 Share #11 Posted June 27, 2019 Okay..., all you people who say SW is not funny..... This! 1 minute ago, Square Wheels said: Depends Is funny. Admit it. Nominated! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 27, 2019 Author Share #12 Posted June 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Zephyr said: Okay..., all you people who say SW is not funny..... This! Is funny. Admit it. Nominated! seconded. He is funny, but do not let him know, as it will go to his head. He will start driving around Boston with the top down tossing out jokes and will get his ass kicked by some savant from Southie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted June 27, 2019 Share #13 Posted June 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, jsharr said: some savant from Southie OK, now that might be the funniest thing evah. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 27, 2019 Author Share #14 Posted June 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: OK, now that might be the funniest thing evah. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted June 27, 2019 Share #15 Posted June 27, 2019 40 minutes ago, jsharr said: For those of us that identify as men, when you are in the bathroom of your choice, do you unzip or unbutton ...the bathroom of my choice is the ladies, and I find it is controversial. Flashing them would just make it worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 27, 2019 Author Share #16 Posted June 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Page Turner said: ...the bathroom of my choice is the ladies, and I find it is controversial. Flashing them would just make it worse. The pointing and embarrassed laughter had to be hard on you at first, no? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted June 27, 2019 Share #17 Posted June 27, 2019 10 minutes ago, jsharr said: Harvard (pronounced Haah-vid) is in Cambridge, not Southie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted June 27, 2019 Share #18 Posted June 27, 2019 I have these compression shorts I wear when I play ball that are black but with multicolored triangles all over them. These shorts have no flap so you gotta come up & over to pee. Between games last week I was at the urinal & had my phone, wallet & keys in my shorts pocket and they dropped to the floor due to the weight while at the urinal exposing my multicolored triangle shorts. This kid came out of the stall and did a double take on my shorts, like what the hell is that! the look on his face was hilarious. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 27, 2019 Author Share #19 Posted June 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: Harvard (pronounced Haah-vid) is in Cambridge, not Southie. Yeah, but Will was from Southie, you dolt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted June 27, 2019 Share #20 Posted June 27, 2019 14 minutes ago, jsharr said: Yeah, but Will was from Southie, you dolt. My bad, plus the school was MIT. Awesome movie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 27, 2019 Author Share #21 Posted June 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Square Wheels said: My bad, plus the school was MIT. Awesome movie. Wicked awesome even Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted June 27, 2019 Share #22 Posted June 27, 2019 Down the leg. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted June 27, 2019 Share #23 Posted June 27, 2019 36 minutes ago, jsharr said: Wicked awesome even ..."wicked pissah" comes to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 27, 2019 Author Share #24 Posted June 27, 2019 23 minutes ago, Page Turner said: ..."wicked pissah" comes to mind. unzip or unbutton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted June 27, 2019 Share #25 Posted June 27, 2019 44 minutes ago, jsharr said: unzip or unbutton? ...real men still wear button fly jeans. So I unzip (carefully), and then unbutton at the top. My guy needs room to breathe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted June 27, 2019 Share #26 Posted June 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, Page Turner said: My guy needs room to breathe. Why? #rhetoricalquestions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted June 27, 2019 Share #27 Posted June 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Why? #rhetoricalquestions ...exactly. The right of free Americans to "air their grievances" has always been cherished under the Constitution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted June 27, 2019 Share #28 Posted June 27, 2019 What Page is refusing to mention is the amount of time sailors used to practice the one handed 13 button snatch. With that much practice you could make 13 buttons look like velcro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted June 27, 2019 Share #29 Posted June 27, 2019 24 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: What Page is refusing to mention There's a lot that Page refuses to mention but usually it's due to age and former drug use. And Late says pot doesn't kill brain cells... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 27, 2019 Share #30 Posted June 27, 2019 4 hours ago, Dottie said: I can unzip my compression but I find it hard to unbutton it regardless if it's a right click or left click. The reverse, however works great. Shocking, really. With all the tech heads in this joint, nobody appreciates this. That's ok. I know it's personal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted June 27, 2019 Share #31 Posted June 27, 2019 I like button fly jeans. But most shorts and dress pants are zipped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 27, 2019 Share #32 Posted June 27, 2019 6 hours ago, Zephyr said: I do both and pull pants and underwear down around my ankles. I get some stares in public washrooms Not really, i usually wear a belt, so just an unzip I take my pants all the way off when I pee. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 28, 2019 Share #33 Posted June 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: I take my pants all the way off when I pee. But not when I poop. I unzip then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share #34 Posted June 28, 2019 21 minutes ago, Randomguy said: But not when I poop. I unzip then. yay! I think this thread is almost as good as my soap thread. I think bathroom centered posting must be my niche. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted June 28, 2019 Share #35 Posted June 28, 2019 4 hours ago, Kzoo said: There's a lot that Page refuses to mention but usually it's due to age and former drug use. And Late says pot doesn't kill brain cells... ...booze kills way more brain cells than whatever we were talking about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted June 28, 2019 Share #36 Posted June 28, 2019 5 hours ago, maddmaxx said: What Page is refusing to mention is the amount of time sailors used to practice the one handed 13 button snatch. With that much practice you could make 13 buttons look like velcro. ...I can still remember when I finally got to a place where I could buy Seafarer jeans and get rid of those stupid button fly regular issue ones. Which kinda blows @Kzoo 's argument right out of the water (using another naval metaphor). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Chris... Posted June 28, 2019 Popular Post Share #37 Posted June 28, 2019 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share #38 Posted June 28, 2019 34 minutes ago, Chris... said: Yay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep_herder ★ Posted June 28, 2019 Share #39 Posted June 28, 2019 2 hours ago, jsharr said: yay! I think this thread is almost as good as my soap thread. I think bathroom centered posting must be my niche. Leave it to an Aggie! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted June 28, 2019 Share #40 Posted June 28, 2019 17 hours ago, Zephyr said: Okay..., all you people who say SW is not funny..... This! Is funny. Admit it. Nominated! Meh - cheap shot! Blind squirrel finding an acorn, etc. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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