Randomguy Posted July 6, 2019 Share #1 Posted July 6, 2019 Dammit, will you bend over and cut your goddamn toenails? Geez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 6, 2019 Author Share #2 Posted July 6, 2019 Where the living fuck is DH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted July 6, 2019 Share #3 Posted July 6, 2019 This thread is going to have a whole bunch of marks on it from people poking it with an 11 foot pole because.... Me: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 6, 2019 Author Share #4 Posted July 6, 2019 Just now, Zephyr said: This thread is going to have a whole bunch of marks on it from people poking it with an 11 foot pole because.... Me: You wouldn’t want to get close to dragon-lady toenails, not within one hundred feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted July 6, 2019 Share #5 Posted July 6, 2019 My wife is having a mani / pedi now. She is not gross. Most women aren't. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 6, 2019 Author Share #6 Posted July 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Square Wheels said: My wife is having a mani / pedi now. She is not gross. Most women aren't. She probably needs to lop an additional quarter inch off her talons, just as most women do. Please be sure to text her while she is there and advise her if this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 6, 2019 Author Share #7 Posted July 6, 2019 9 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: My wife is having a mani / pedi now. She is not gross. Most women aren't. I have thought about this more, and realized how much lazier women are than I originally thought. Instead of bending over and cutting their nails, they have someone else just cover them up with polish, and STILL forget to ask that they trim them properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted July 6, 2019 Share #8 Posted July 6, 2019 36 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: My wife is having a mani / pedi now. She is not gross. Most women aren't. I'm willing to bet even women who garden a lot, muck around in dirt for a job, overall have better looking hands and fingernails than guys doing the same type of jobs. There are certain physiological natural processes of women, which requires their hands to be as clean as possible or they must leave the bathroom...with clean fingers/hands. Think of monthly process. We do a lot of personal hygiene hiding/clean up over the decades of our lives. We also spend enough money....occasionally ruining some underwear... Even a homeless woman would be desperate to keep clean in certain areas. But yea, some women have terrible toenails...I don't wear open toed sandals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 6, 2019 Author Share #9 Posted July 6, 2019 46 minutes ago, shootingstar said: I'm willing to bet even women who garden a lot, muck around in dirt for a job, overall have better looking hands and fingernails than guys doing the same type of jobs. There are certain physiological natural processes of women, which requires their hands to be as clean as possible or they must leave the bathroom...with clean fingers/hands. Think of monthly process. We do a lot of personal hygiene hiding/clean up over the decades of our lives. We also spend enough money....occasionally ruining some underwear... Even a homeless woman would be desperate to keep clean in certain areas. But yea, some women have terrible toenails...I don't wear open toed sandals. This escalated very quickly. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted July 6, 2019 Share #10 Posted July 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: Where the living fuck is DH? Probably the naughty cafe. (P&R) 6 minutes ago, Randomguy said: This escalated very quickly. Spiralled you mean.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted July 6, 2019 Share #11 Posted July 6, 2019 Most women put in a work week, do 90% of the child care, 80% of cleaning, and 70% of the scheduling/managerial duty. So, other than working 3 times as much as men, they are the real slackers.... 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted July 6, 2019 Share #12 Posted July 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Randomguy said: bend over Tee hee. Ben Dover. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted July 6, 2019 Share #13 Posted July 6, 2019 2 hours ago, shootingstar said: I'm willing to bet even women who garden a lot, muck around in dirt for a job, overall have better looking hands and fingernails than guys doing the same type of jobs. There are certain physiological natural processes of women, which requires their hands to be as clean as possible or they must leave the bathroom...with clean fingers/hands. Think of monthly process. We do a lot of personal hygiene hiding/clean up over the decades of our lives. We also spend enough money....occasionally ruining some underwear... Even a homeless woman would be desperate to keep clean in certain areas. But yea, some women have terrible toenails...I don't wear open toed sandals. I can tell you and I have never met. Dirt under my fingernails is an expression of pride for me. Please do not remind me of the horrors of monthly business... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post smudge ★ Posted July 6, 2019 Popular Post Share #14 Posted July 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Randomguy said: Dammit, will you bend over and cut your goddamn toenails? Geez. It's an easy, effective way to keep you the hell on your own 1/4 of the bed. Geez. 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 6, 2019 Author Share #15 Posted July 6, 2019 46 minutes ago, late said: Most women put in a work week, do 90% of the child care, 80% of cleaning, and 70% of the scheduling/managerial duty. So, other than working 3 times as much as men, they are the real slackers.... Made up stats. “Take care of personal grooming” is on everybody’s list of things to do, and it includes cutting your damn nails. No excuses, except for Smudge. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dirtyhip Posted July 6, 2019 Popular Post Share #16 Posted July 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Randomguy said: Where the living fuck is DH? ? My hands and feet look pretty rough. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 6, 2019 Author Share #17 Posted July 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: ? My hands and feet look pretty rough. Hi DH! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 6, 2019 Author Share #18 Posted July 6, 2019 11 minutes ago, smudge said: It's an easy, effective way to keep you the hell on your own 1/4 of the bed. Geez. Your own 1/4? How many people do you have in that bed??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted July 6, 2019 Share #19 Posted July 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Your own 1/4? How many people do you have in that bed??? 2, which is the point. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 6, 2019 Author Share #20 Posted July 6, 2019 7 minutes ago, wilbur said: 2, which is the point. I guess we are all having math issues. It sounds like 4 total according to Smudge, you say 3 total. Sounds like a wild party either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted July 6, 2019 Share #21 Posted July 6, 2019 Mine look like this. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 6, 2019 Author Share #22 Posted July 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Airehead said: Mine look like this. Gah, eyebleach!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted July 6, 2019 Share #23 Posted July 6, 2019 4 hours ago, Randomguy said: Dammit, will you bend over and cut your goddamn toenails? Geez. Women likely cut their toenails with better regularity and precision than men. I've still not yet gotten a pedicure (or a manicure), so I'm definitely letting our side down. However, men or women with UGLY feet (especially toes) need to WEAR SHOES!!!! Keep your nasty feet out of my eyesight regardless of your sex. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted July 6, 2019 Share #24 Posted July 6, 2019 ...when does this thread segue into toenail fungus ? I have some stories. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted July 6, 2019 Share #25 Posted July 6, 2019 2 hours ago, wilbur said: Probably the naughty cafe. (P&R) Spiralled you mean.. Roll 135. Pull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted July 6, 2019 Share #26 Posted July 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Airehead said: Mine look like this. Can she walk beyond .5 km.? Ok, she drives Lamborgini 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted July 6, 2019 Share #27 Posted July 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Randomguy said: Make up stats. You're right, I forgot the time that takes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 7, 2019 Share #28 Posted July 7, 2019 21 hours ago, wilbur said: Probably the naughty cafe. (P&R) Spiralled you mean.. Spiraled? No spiraling here. My life is in order. I guess I could hang around here and see how long it will take for me to get banned. Staying silent these days is not very agreeable to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 7, 2019 Author Share #29 Posted July 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Dirtyhip said: Spiraled? No spiraling here. My life is in order. I guess I could hang around here and see how long it will take for me to get banned. Staying silent these days is not very agreeable to me. Well, as long as you are smiling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted July 7, 2019 Share #30 Posted July 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Spiraled? No spiraling here. My life is in order. I guess I could hang around here and see how long it will take for me to get banned. Staying silent these days is not very agreeable to me. You really ought to read what you quote. It had nothing to do with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 7, 2019 Share #31 Posted July 7, 2019 Just now, Randomguy said: Well, as long as you are smiling... I am today. This is my breakfast view. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted July 7, 2019 Share #32 Posted July 7, 2019 Lovely. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 7, 2019 Share #33 Posted July 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, wilbur said: You really ought to read what you quote. It had nothing to do with you. My apologies. Thought you meant I spiraled to the p and r. Lol 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted July 7, 2019 Share #34 Posted July 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: I am today. This is my breakfast view. You ate a tree? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 7, 2019 Share #35 Posted July 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, Airehead said: Lovely. This is likely the last camp trip with the SIL that we will have. There has not been many but we have had two in the last year. She goes back home today. Glad to have normalcy again. We gave nothing in common it is awkward. She is very sick. She gets winded and frustrated just doing the smallest tasks. She is my age. I hope she lasts another year and we get another camp trip. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 7, 2019 Share #36 Posted July 7, 2019 Just now, petitepedal said: You ate a tree? No. I am eating cereal. I took a pic out my window here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 7, 2019 Share #37 Posted July 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, Airehead said: Lovely. 30 seconds from pristine trails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted July 7, 2019 Share #38 Posted July 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: No. I am eating cereal. I took a pic out my window here. Getting your B12. Good job! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 7, 2019 Share #39 Posted July 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said: Getting your B12. Good job! ? Agreed. Camping is great for B12 intake. Biking and playing in the dirt. You are bound to eat a little here and there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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