Randomguy Posted December 7, 2017 Share #1 Posted December 7, 2017 Just got off the phone with another one, they are really annoying. "We are really impressed with you background and industry experience..." blah blah blah. I want to put them all into a dirty food processor and then pour the slurry into the sewer from whence they came! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted December 7, 2017 Share #2 Posted December 7, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 7, 2017 Share #3 Posted December 7, 2017 Quote Fucking recruiters... I wouldn't think it would be difficult to find plenty of recruits for that activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted December 7, 2017 Share #4 Posted December 7, 2017 You better be doing that in the laundry room 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted December 7, 2017 Share #5 Posted December 7, 2017 13 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Just got off the phone with another one, they are really annoying. "We are really impressed with you background and industry experience..." blah blah blah. I want to put them all into a dirty food processor and then pour the slurry into the sewer from whence they came! I’d be annoyed too. They might find you a job. Working is for suckers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 7, 2017 Share #6 Posted December 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, petitepedal said: You better be doing that in the laundry room Can you hear your mattress squeaking all the way at work? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 7, 2017 Author Share #7 Posted December 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Chris... said: I’d be annoyed too. They might find you a job. Working is for suckers No, they are assholes. They are all mightily impressed with you, if you check each and every item in their box exactly. If you have completely transferrable skills or better skills, they don't pass you on to the hiring manager, you have to fit exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 7, 2017 Share #8 Posted December 7, 2017 How about fucking with recruiters? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted December 7, 2017 Share #9 Posted December 7, 2017 They recruit for that too? I'd have guessed they were overwhelmed with volunteers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted December 7, 2017 Share #10 Posted December 7, 2017 You could do the same job Jsharr does which is apparently nothing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted December 7, 2017 Share #11 Posted December 7, 2017 I never had any use for recruiters. I used to get emails and calls for awhile after I quit the printing place. They would talk about jobs that I wasn’t qualified for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted December 7, 2017 Share #12 Posted December 7, 2017 Wheels needs to get you a job. You are too important here to chance you not being able to post 9 am - 9 pm 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted December 7, 2017 Share #13 Posted December 7, 2017 meh headhunters. Last time I dealt w/ them was when I hirered my trusty assistant. Easier to deal w/ on the hiring side IMO. I have dealt w/ them on the years ago on the other side of the table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 7, 2017 Author Share #14 Posted December 7, 2017 1 minute ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Wheels needs to get you a job. You are too important here to chance you not being able to post 9 am - 9 pm This is true. I like that the original logo is back, don't think I didn't notice that, SW's! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted December 7, 2017 Share #15 Posted December 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Wheels needs to get you a job. You are too important here to chance you not being able to post 9 am - 9 pm I'm thinking @petitepedal kicked him out, now he needs money for housing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted December 7, 2017 Share #16 Posted December 7, 2017 1 minute ago, bikeman564™ said: I'm thinking @petitepedal kicked him out, now he needs money for housing. RG can be your assistant's assistant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted December 7, 2017 Share #17 Posted December 7, 2017 Are you any good at sales? Maybe you could sell that crapacino maker I sent you the video of? Put Starbucks out of business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted December 7, 2017 Share #18 Posted December 7, 2017 Just now, AirwickWithCheese said: RG can be your assistant's assistant Done. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 7, 2017 Share #19 Posted December 7, 2017 6 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: You could do the same job Jsharr does which is apparently nothing. Jsharr must work for a company that is contracted to evaluate internet forums with regard to their drivel content and for their tolerance of puppet bots. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted December 7, 2017 Share #20 Posted December 7, 2017 Darning Jsharr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JerrySTL ★ Posted December 7, 2017 Popular Post Share #21 Posted December 7, 2017 I'm not complaining about them now. A recruiter just got me a 14% raise working just across the street from where I work now. My soon-to-be former boss is going to be pizzed tomorrow. 4 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted December 7, 2017 Share #22 Posted December 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Randomguy said: Just got off the phone with another one, they are really annoying. "We are really impressed with you background and industry experience..." blah blah blah. I want to put them all into a dirty food processor and then pour the slurry into the sewer from whence they came! Is your attitude making its way to potential employers? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted December 7, 2017 Share #23 Posted December 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, JerrySTL said: I'm not complaining about them now. A recruiter just got me a 14% raise working just across the street from where I work now. My soon-to-be former boss is going to be pizzed tomorrow. Have you told him yet or is that tomorrow? DK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted December 7, 2017 Share #24 Posted December 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, Dunning Kruger said: Have you told him yet or is that tomorrow? DK Tomorrow. I've been on vacation this week. I came back from Cincinnati a day early so I could do all the employment paperwork. I don't start until Dec 27th so I'll be giving a little more than 2 weeks notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Grass Posted December 7, 2017 Share #25 Posted December 7, 2017 4 hours ago, Randomguy said: "We are really impressed with you background and industry experience..." It's what they say next that you need to pay attention to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted December 7, 2017 Share #26 Posted December 7, 2017 1 minute ago, JerrySTL said: Tomorrow. I've been on vacation this week. I came back from Cincinnati a day early so I could do all the employment paperwork. I don't start until Dec 27th so I'll be giving a little more than 2 weeks notice. Awesome. I'm happy for you man. DK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted December 8, 2017 Share #27 Posted December 8, 2017 6 hours ago, Randomguy said: "We are really impressed with you background and industry experience, but we're fascinated by that 28-day 'performance' that got you into the Book of World Records..." You just know that's what they're thinking, but they won't say it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted December 8, 2017 Share #28 Posted December 8, 2017 14 hours ago, JerrySTL said: I'm not complaining about them now. A recruiter just got me a 14% raise working just across the street from where I work now. My soon-to-be former boss is going to be pizzed tomorrow. Dang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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