Randomguy Posted May 17, 2019 Share #1 Posted May 17, 2019 Three days and still employed. I feel I should celebrate, but I think I have lost the art of it. I can’t really spend anything, and I am too fat to appeal to the ladies, so there is that. What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted May 17, 2019 Share #2 Posted May 17, 2019 Just now, Randomguy said: Three days and still employed. I feel I should celebrate, but I think I have lost the art of it. I cant really spend anything, and I a too fat to appeal to the ladies, so there is that. What should I do? Smile into the mirror. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted May 17, 2019 Share #3 Posted May 17, 2019 Take a spring walk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 17, 2019 Author Share #4 Posted May 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, Airehead said: Take a spring walk I will, I’ll amble to Trader Joe’s and get some Romain lettuce. Maybe if there is a dive bar en route, I could get some domestic Zima or somesuch. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted May 17, 2019 Share #5 Posted May 17, 2019 Just go to Times Square and take it all in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted May 17, 2019 Share #6 Posted May 17, 2019 Real woman.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted May 17, 2019 Share #7 Posted May 17, 2019 Just now, Further said: Real woman.... Wimmin are spensive. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 17, 2019 Author Share #8 Posted May 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Wimmin are spensive. SUPER expensive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted May 18, 2019 Share #9 Posted May 18, 2019 Just now, Randomguy said: SUPER expensive! I feel this is a flaw in the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 18, 2019 Author Share #10 Posted May 18, 2019 1 minute ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: I feel this is a flaw in the universe. Yes. And you really don’t want to get a used one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted May 18, 2019 Share #11 Posted May 18, 2019 Well this thread went awry 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted May 18, 2019 Share #12 Posted May 18, 2019 I'd say so. I'd blame Ralph but we all know it's RG. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted May 18, 2019 Share #13 Posted May 18, 2019 Cookie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted May 18, 2019 Share #14 Posted May 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, petitepedal said: Cookie COOKIE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep_herder ★ Posted May 18, 2019 Share #15 Posted May 18, 2019 Just curious, couldn't tell from your posts, but is the new job in New York or Ohio? Congratulations on getting a new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 18, 2019 Author Share #16 Posted May 18, 2019 2 hours ago, sheep_herder said: Just curious, couldn't tell from your posts, but is the new job in New York or Ohio? Congratulations on getting a new one. Thanks! The new job is in NYC. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 18, 2019 Author Share #17 Posted May 18, 2019 I went to Trader Joe’s only, the Zima will have to wait. I had a big salad, talked to a friend on the phone, then started watching “Fargo”, which is pretty damn good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted May 18, 2019 Share #18 Posted May 18, 2019 6 hours ago, Randomguy said: I went to Trader Joe’s only, the Zima will have to wait. I had a big salad, talked to a friend on the phone, then started watching “Fargo”, which is pretty damn good. Starring smudge. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted May 18, 2019 Share #19 Posted May 18, 2019 Sounds like a nice evening 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 18, 2019 Share #20 Posted May 18, 2019 Have you started an online course in Chinese yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post smudge ★ Posted May 18, 2019 Popular Post Share #21 Posted May 18, 2019 55 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Starring smudge. I'M NOT A DUFUS FROM FARGO! I'm a Yooper, eh?!! And I got Sisu... and a way better accent. 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 18, 2019 Author Share #22 Posted May 18, 2019 10 hours ago, Dottie said: I'd say so. I'd blame Ralph but we all know it's RG. Hey, Ralph suggested the real doll, not me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 18, 2019 Author Share #23 Posted May 18, 2019 27 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Have you started an online course in Chinese yet? Not yet, I think I will attempt to remain ignorant for a while. I can swear a bit in Cantonese, these guys all speak Mandarin, though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 18, 2019 Author Share #24 Posted May 18, 2019 49 minutes ago, Airehead said: Sounds like a nice evening I will follow that up with a Petite style laundry night tonight. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 18, 2019 Share #25 Posted May 18, 2019 14 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Wimmin are spensive. Mine is free. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted May 18, 2019 Share #26 Posted May 18, 2019 Do you have any tea....a nice cup of tea is a good celebration! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted May 18, 2019 Share #27 Posted May 18, 2019 14 hours ago, Randomguy said: Trader Joe’s pick me up some Ethiopian coffee please. Congrats on workin' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted May 18, 2019 Share #28 Posted May 18, 2019 Go for a bike ride.. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted May 18, 2019 Share #29 Posted May 18, 2019 4 hours ago, smudge said: I'M NOT A DUFUS FROM FARGO! I'm a Yooper, eh?!! ...it's confusing to people who've not lived in either place. They just lump all the folks with endless winters and three weeks of summer into one big barrel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 18, 2019 Author Share #30 Posted May 18, 2019 1 hour ago, petitepedal said: Do you have any tea....a nice cup of tea is a good celebration! That is a great idea! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 18, 2019 Author Share #31 Posted May 18, 2019 5 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: Starring smudge. I kept thinking that as I finished it this morning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted May 18, 2019 Share #32 Posted May 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Page Turner said: ...it's confusing to people who've not lived in either place. They just lump all the folks with endless winters and three weeks of summer into one big barrel. And funny accents! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted May 18, 2019 Share #33 Posted May 18, 2019 Did you buy pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 19, 2019 Author Share #34 Posted May 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Airehead said: Did you buy pants? No. Apparently only women sell and shop in thrift stores and retail is too not fun and pricey. I am also too fat to wear most pants, there is that to consider. There will be holiday sales soon, that will be the time I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted May 19, 2019 Share #35 Posted May 19, 2019 9 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: And funny accents! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 19, 2019 Share #36 Posted May 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, smudge said: , eh. FIFY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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