Randomguy Posted December 26, 2018 Share #1 Posted December 26, 2018 So far I have: get a job eat grape pie ride a bike - Zackny meet 52 hot women and have wild and crazy sex with each of them - RR make delicious pan rolls - Airehead make Couch-approved parodies - Kzoo What should I add? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2018 Share #2 Posted December 26, 2018 Ride a bike 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share #3 Posted December 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Zackny said: Ride a bike Excellent idea! Added to the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 26, 2018 Share #4 Posted December 26, 2018 Meet 52 hot women and have wild and crazy sex with each of them. After you have delivered your alien baby, of course. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 26, 2018 Share #5 Posted December 26, 2018 You mention nothing about parodies. This has to be a priority. What good is employment or women or riding a bike if you can't make fun of someone else in parody format on the forum. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted December 26, 2018 Share #6 Posted December 26, 2018 33 minutes ago, Randomguy said: meet 52 hot women and have wild and crazy sex with each of them Change "get a job" to "get a job with very, very good medical benefits". 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 26, 2018 Share #7 Posted December 26, 2018 27 minutes ago, JerrySTL said: Change "get a job" to "get a job with very, very good medical benefits in an office with 52 hot women within commuting distance by bike. And most importantly make sure the place offers flex scheduling so you and still get your forum hours in which include the requisite number of parodies". FIFY 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted December 26, 2018 Share #8 Posted December 26, 2018 Make delicious pan rolls 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted December 26, 2018 Popular Post Share #9 Posted December 26, 2018 Get a sugar mama and you won't need a job. 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted December 26, 2018 Share #10 Posted December 26, 2018 4 hours ago, Old#7 said: Get a sugar mama and you won't need a job. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted December 26, 2018 Share #11 Posted December 26, 2018 Three months in Greenville to get your head on straight. Then 2 years mission trip to Bangladesh. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted December 27, 2018 Share #12 Posted December 27, 2018 5 hours ago, Old#7 said: Get a sugar mama and you won't need a job. a long time contractor of ours recently married an heiress. He's not building homes anymore #keptman #notmycircus/notmymonkees 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted December 27, 2018 Share #13 Posted December 27, 2018 make it to 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 27, 2018 Author Share #14 Posted December 27, 2018 7 hours ago, Old#7 said: Get a sugar mama and you won't need a job. Do I look like sugar mama bait? No one is that desperate, RG is undatable again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 27, 2018 Author Share #15 Posted December 27, 2018 3 hours ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Three months in Greenville to get your head on straight. Then 2 years mission trip to Bangladesh. I might be there very soon indeed. Bangleshi food does not agree with me, I will have to bring some beef jerky with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted December 27, 2018 Share #16 Posted December 27, 2018 ...bake a pie with RO, so she see's how much fun it is to make pie crust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 27, 2018 Author Share #17 Posted December 27, 2018 5 minutes ago, Page Turner said: ...bake a pie with RO, so she see's how much fun it is to make pie crust. She would like it for sure! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted December 27, 2018 Share #18 Posted December 27, 2018 9 hours ago, Randomguy said: She would like it for sure! Eating pie dough is not as good as cookie dough. She will be disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 27, 2018 Author Share #19 Posted December 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Longjohn said: Eating pie dough is not as good as cookie dough. She will be disappointed. She doesn't eat cookie dough, her mother has her so scared that she won't eat anything raw. I think this is criminal, I grew up eating cookie dough, cake batter off the mixer, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted December 27, 2018 Share #20 Posted December 27, 2018 Buy a helicopter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 27, 2018 Share #21 Posted December 27, 2018 46 minutes ago, Randomguy said: She doesn't eat cookied, her mother has her so scared that she won't eat anything raw. I think this is criminal, I grew up eating cookie dough, cake batter off the mixer, etc. And look how you turned out........................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted December 27, 2018 Share #22 Posted December 27, 2018 11 minutes ago, Kzoo said: And look how you turned out........................... And rumor has it the cemetery is packed full of folks who ate raw cookie dough! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted December 27, 2018 Share #23 Posted December 27, 2018 Post lots of pics of RO 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted December 27, 2018 Share #24 Posted December 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Randomguy said: She doesn't eat cookie dough, her mother has her so scared that she won't eat anything raw. I think this is criminal, I grew up eating cookie dough, cake batter off the mixer, etc. While the mixer was running! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 27, 2018 Author Share #25 Posted December 27, 2018 24 minutes ago, Old#7 said: While the mixer was running! The hand mixer was turned off, thankfully! I don't own any kind of mixer these days, I like the frontiersman ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted December 27, 2018 Share #26 Posted December 27, 2018 visit Michigan so we can eat wings, drink beer, & talk about other forum peeps & post pics of our shenanigans 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted December 27, 2018 Share #27 Posted December 27, 2018 4 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: visit Michigan so we can eat wings, drink beer, & talk about other forum peeps & post pics of our shenanigans Yet no mention of a bike ride Interesting. Very interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted December 27, 2018 Share #28 Posted December 27, 2018 Just now, Razors Edge said: Yet no mention of a bike ride Interesting. Very interesting. does he even have a bike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 27, 2018 Share #29 Posted December 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Razors Edge said: And rumor has it the cemetery is packed full of folks who ate raw cookie dough! Yup, lots of those dead people eat raw cookie dough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 28, 2018 Share #30 Posted December 28, 2018 Get divorced. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 28, 2019 Share #31 Posted December 28, 2019 Did you eat grape pie? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted December 28, 2019 Share #32 Posted December 28, 2019 On 12/27/2018 at 1:28 PM, Randomguy said: The hand mixer was turned off, thankfully! I don't own any kind of mixer these days, I like the frontiersman ways. Beat everything by hand? I see. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 28, 2019 Share #33 Posted December 28, 2019 I decided today my goal for 2020 is to be able to put on my socks and shoes comfortably. It is going to take some work. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 28, 2019 Share #34 Posted December 28, 2019 3 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: I decided today my goal for 2020 is to be able to put on my socks and shoes comfortably. It is going to take some work. Buy bigger socks and shoes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted December 29, 2019 Share #35 Posted December 29, 2019 6 hours ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: I decided today my goal for 2020 is to be able to put on my socks and shoes comfortably. It is going to take some work. Slip ons are your friend, socks are not necessary. Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted December 29, 2019 Share #36 Posted December 29, 2019 32 minutes ago, Longjohn said: Slip ons are your friend, socks are not necessary. Problem solved. Enabler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted December 29, 2019 Share #37 Posted December 29, 2019 I am going to keep doctor appointments, and take the pills. And quit eating like I'm 22 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted December 29, 2019 Share #38 Posted December 29, 2019 My goal for 2020 is to get rid of stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted December 29, 2019 Share #39 Posted December 29, 2019 get a job check eat grape pie sorry ride a bike - Zackny sorry meet 52 hot women and have wild and crazy sex with each of them - RR very very sorry make delicious pan rolls - Airehead sorry make Couch-approved parodies - Kzoo sorry ...1 for 6. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted December 29, 2019 Share #40 Posted December 29, 2019 ...you could reset those other five goals as your goals for 2020. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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