petitepedal ★ Posted February 12, 2015 Share #1 Posted February 12, 2015 1. Get a financial planner/lawyer 2. Get a new phone number 3. Sell my trainside condo 4. Take a vacation (maybe with the financial planner) and plot out the use of more money than I could imagine 5. I am not sure...I guess I would have to find a place to live since the trainside condo would be gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted February 12, 2015 Share #2 Posted February 12, 2015 Lawyer/financial planner... rent out current residence... or sell it, and do the same with the second home buy one of those euro vans to travel around... Buy some even more expensive bikes Hit the road for some fun I don't think I would change my number. I am very good at saying no...go fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted February 12, 2015 Share #3 Posted February 12, 2015 1. Buy a perfect '69 limelight yellow Dodge Charger 2. Build a high speed chairlift from Greenville to Disney World 3. Call Kirby 4. Go to Olive Garden 5. Buy casement windows 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 12, 2015 Share #4 Posted February 12, 2015 1. Buy a large quantity of primo blow. 2. Drive to Vegas, somewhat in the manner of Hunter Thompson. 3. Rent a penthouse, and arrange tickets to every Cirque show currently running there. 4. Rent a couple of very high class hookers. 5. Relax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted February 12, 2015 Share #5 Posted February 12, 2015 1. Hire a lawyer to claw back the taxes. (Can do that because I don't reside in the US) That would leave me about 400 mm. 2. Send everyone here a mil. 3. Take the remaining 100 mil and set the kids up, buy a place in the desert and retire. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted February 12, 2015 Share #6 Posted February 12, 2015 1. Buy a large quantity of primo blow. 2. Drive to Vegas, somewhat in the manner of Hunter Thompson. 3. Rent a penthouse, and arrange tickets to every Cirque show currently running there. 4. Rent a couple of very high class hookers. 5. Relax. 4.5 ...snort blow off the hookers ass 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted February 12, 2015 Share #7 Posted February 12, 2015 4.5 ...snort blow off the hookers ass Oh, I see. Won't reply to Cheese but WILL reply to the nice new guy talking about illegal narcotics off a loose woman's bum. :( 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted February 12, 2015 Share #8 Posted February 12, 2015 Oh, I see. Won't reply to Cheese but WILL reply to the nice new guy talking about illegal narcotics off a loose woman's bum. HAHA! Priorities. ans I reply to you all the time. This dream scenario thread seemed fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted February 12, 2015 Share #9 Posted February 12, 2015 Buy a couple of hundred acres out west and live off the grid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted February 12, 2015 Share #10 Posted February 12, 2015 Buy a couple of hundred acres out west and live off the grid and grow big beard ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted February 12, 2015 Share #11 Posted February 12, 2015 6. Buy Randomguy a Colnago bicycle under condition he must ride it 1500/ year or lose it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 12, 2015 Share #12 Posted February 12, 2015 1. Make sure the check clears 2. Go into work and be a lot less helpful 3. Designate some for worthy causes 4. Plan a nice trip with friends 5. Nap a lot more 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 12, 2015 Share #13 Posted February 12, 2015 1. Get my shit in order, because the world is surely coming to an end. 2. Try to find out how it is possible to win the lottery without buying a ticket. 3. Hire a consultant to determine the most effective charitable organizations doing the most needed work in this country. 4. Donate all of the money to the aforementioned charities. 5. Feel good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted February 12, 2015 Share #14 Posted February 12, 2015 1. Get my shit in order, because the world is surely coming to an end. 2. Try to find out how it is possible to win the lottery without buying a ticket. 3. Hire a consultant to determine the most effective charitable organizations doing the most needed work in this country. 4. Donate all of the money to the aforementioned charities. 5. Feel good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted February 12, 2015 Share #15 Posted February 12, 2015 Pretty much what Chris said. That, and Vegas and snorting blow off a very high dollar hooker's ass while another very high dollar hooker gives me a back massage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted February 12, 2015 Share #16 Posted February 12, 2015 PLEASE. We've seen MrsParr8. You would buy that woman 3 of anything she wanted then ask her if there is anything else she desires the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted February 12, 2015 Share #17 Posted February 12, 2015 PLEASE. We've seen MrsParr8. You would buy that woman 3 of anything she wanted then ask her if there is anything else she desires the next day. Well that too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted February 12, 2015 Share #18 Posted February 12, 2015 1. Lawyer/planner 2. fund my charitable foundation 3. Give my school a big chunk of money as a parting gift 4. Buy a TBM 900 5. FLy some place warm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted February 12, 2015 Share #19 Posted February 12, 2015 I'd give a lot of it away. I'd probably give all of it away. I'm not good with money at all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted February 12, 2015 Share #20 Posted February 12, 2015 1. Like everyone else, the finance lawyer to secure things. 2. Retire to someplace with a nice moderate climate, good food, and the ability to enjoy the outdoors -and where nobody knows me. 3. Use the extra time and the nice climate to get back into shape outdoors. 4. Buy an "I-don't-have-to-worry-about-gas-tires-repairs-insurance-costs" kind of fun car, but nothing too outrageous. 5. Learn to fly and get my pilot's license. I didn't include the charities part, but I'd find ways to contribute to a number of causes --as anonymously as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted February 12, 2015 Share #21 Posted February 12, 2015 LWYRUP...buy a cameo on Better call saul get a burner phone. throw my regular phone away..or just leave a message on it to FO donate enough to my alma mater that I don't have to pay for a ticket for myself & my posse to any event ever. EVER. Give each of my employees 1 million dollars spend summers in Oregon & winters in Little Cayman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 12, 2015 Share #22 Posted February 12, 2015 Quit my job financial planner vacation go to work at a bike shop be happy spread happiness and try to be anonymous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted February 12, 2015 Share #23 Posted February 12, 2015 So?? Anyone win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted February 12, 2015 Share #24 Posted February 12, 2015 So?? Anyone win? I think a dirty Texan did, has jsharr posted yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 12, 2015 Share #25 Posted February 12, 2015 So?? Anyone win? I did. I didn't waste my time or money buying a losing ticket, so I win! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieQ Posted February 12, 2015 Share #26 Posted February 12, 2015 1. Call my financial planner 2. Hand my studio over to my favorite teacher 3. Tell my daughter to quit her job 4. Find the best dog sitter for Nixie 5. buy two tickets to India (taking my daughter with me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted February 12, 2015 Share #27 Posted February 12, 2015 These sorts of exercises are for fun and for wild speculation. Therefore, this is a prudent bunch that has predominantly listed "financial planner" as #1. financial planner stop working (at least full time) big house with lots of land, somewhere pretty isolated* spread some around - friends & family custom (Zinn?) roadie and MTB for me (~190mm crank arms!) *Northeast Kingdom of Vermont would be great - though I'm not sure I could still handle a Vermont winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 12, 2015 Share #28 Posted February 12, 2015 BTW, it was not me that had the winning ticket in Princeton. But I have friends out that way, so fingers crossed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 12, 2015 Share #29 Posted February 12, 2015 . ..,did any of you guys ever read any of the stories about people who won the lottery and went on to live out epic tragedy in life ? I wonder why that is ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted February 12, 2015 Share #30 Posted February 12, 2015 Hire someone to help me be funny Study really hard at being funny Practice my new funnieness Take more funny lessons Still fail at being funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted February 12, 2015 Share #31 Posted February 12, 2015 but funny peculiar is still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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