Mr. Silly Posted January 31, 2017 Share #1 Posted January 31, 2017 ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 31, 2017 Share #2 Posted January 31, 2017 Not sure about the bitches, but us bastards are up to the same old crap. How about you? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted January 31, 2017 Share #3 Posted January 31, 2017 Howdy stranger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 31, 2017 Author Share #4 Posted January 31, 2017 I am exactly the same. Mrs. Silly still runs my life. My son is one class away from getting his degree and moved out with his GF. My sister is out of prison. The 7-11 where I used to get a slurpee every lunch reopened as an independent gas station with an ICEE machine that sucks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 31, 2017 Author Share #5 Posted January 31, 2017 1 minute ago, bikeman564™ said: Howdy stranger Hi bikeman! How fucked are you when they start the I-75 construction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted January 31, 2017 Share #6 Posted January 31, 2017 Your sister's escapades almost justify their own thread. Has she returned to the straight and narrow. Is she legit now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted January 31, 2017 Share #7 Posted January 31, 2017 cleaning blood. transporting rugrats. petting doggies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 31, 2017 Author Share #8 Posted January 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, BuffJim said: Your sister's escapades almost justify their own thread. Has she returned to the straight and narrow. Is she legit now? She's still on probation. She isn't really on the straight and narrow either. My nephew didn't trust her so he changed his social security number. Later when he filed his taxes under his new number, the IRS wrote him a letter saying someone had already filed under his old SS# and his refund was sent to his old address. The refund was $700 which is like $700,000 to a college kid so he had to jump hoops and hire a forensic accountant to prove that the other tax return was fraudulent so he could get his refund. He didn't turn her in after all, she is still his mother but I don't think she learned anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 31, 2017 Share #9 Posted January 31, 2017 So, just so there is no confusion whatsoever, are you the real Mr. Silly or are you the imposter? You get no greetings or salutations from me until I have the facts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 31, 2017 Share #10 Posted January 31, 2017 Been working hard to get back in shape. I fell off the fit wagon for a while. I'm coming back strong. I bought a new bike. That's about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 31, 2017 Share #11 Posted January 31, 2017 40 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: ? Dear 8 pound, 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus, don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent, we just thank you for bringing Mr. Silly back to us. Amen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 31, 2017 Share #12 Posted January 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: So, just so there is no confusion whatsoever, are you the real Mr. Silly or are you the imposter? You get no greetings or salutations from me until I have the facts. This sir, is the real @Mr. Silly, I licked my screen to verify. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 31, 2017 Share #13 Posted January 31, 2017 1 minute ago, jsharr said: This sir, is the real @Mr. Silly, I licked my screen to verify. Eww! I wondered what that crap was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 31, 2017 Share #14 Posted January 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: This sir, is the real @Mr. Silly, I licked my screen to verify. And he tasted like.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 31, 2017 Author Share #15 Posted January 31, 2017 10 minutes ago, Kzoo said: So, just so there is no confusion whatsoever, are you the real Mr. Silly or are you the imposter? You get no greetings or salutations from me until I have the facts. I am Silly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 31, 2017 Author Share #16 Posted January 31, 2017 9 minutes ago, jsharr said: Dear 8 pound, 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus, don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent, we just thank you for bringing Mr. Silly back to us. Amen. Congratulations on fathering our lord and savior. How old is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 31, 2017 Author Share #17 Posted January 31, 2017 12 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Been working hard to get back in shape. I fell off the fit wagon for a while. I'm coming back strong. I bought a new bike. That's about it. How many bikes is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 31, 2017 Share #18 Posted January 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: I am Silly Until my BFF Jsharr tells me what you taste like, I'm not believing a word you say. We have been fooled before. It was embarrassing and I'm not going through that again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 31, 2017 Share #19 Posted January 31, 2017 5 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: How many bikes is that? Not enough. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 31, 2017 Share #20 Posted January 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Dirtyhip said: Not enough. n-1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 31, 2017 Share #21 Posted January 31, 2017 Yay, this is a genuinely silly thread! I spent a lot of time cleaning out my aunt's apt which has motivated me to try to clear out my own junk. However, I'm not very motivated because I've done nothing about it.. This past spring I went to visit my nephew's college and took a side trip to visit the lovely Aires of Airedale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 31, 2017 Share #22 Posted January 31, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ralph T. Mooseknuckle said: n-1? N + 1 = N (N is the amount of bikes you own. The +1 represents the amount of bikes you want/need. I decided not to sell the seek. Currently, I own more bikes than my husband. In my defense, I commute way more often than he does. I deserve two dedicated commuter bikes. Each ride fits certain conditions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 31, 2017 Share #23 Posted January 31, 2017 12 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: Congratulations on fathering our lord and savior. How old is he? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 31, 2017 Share #24 Posted January 31, 2017 19 minutes ago, Kzoo said: And he tasted like.......... He tasted odd, no not odd, maybe strange? No, not strange. Funny? No not funny. It was a different sort of taste, sort of care free and playful mixed with regret and embarrasment. Okay, I am just being silly now. Hey Kzoo, i bet if you licked your monitor he would taste like coffee and saliva. Isn't that silly? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 31, 2017 Share #25 Posted January 31, 2017 9 minutes ago, jsharr said: He tasted odd, no not odd, maybe strange? No, not strange. Funny? No not funny. It was a different sort of taste, sort of care free and playful mixed with regret and embarrasment. Okay, I am just being silly now. Hey Kzoo, i bet if you licked your monitor he would taste like coffee and saliva. Isn't that silly? Yeah, that is silly. Or said another way.... Yeah, that is Mr. Silly. OK, with the endorsement of your tongue and Kirby's wisdom I can accept that this is the real Mr. Silly Hey, Mr. Silly how have you been? Where have you been? What have you been doing in your absence? We were under the impression that the imposter Mr. Silly had you locked in your basement and was doing unnatural things with Mrs. S......... Never mind about that. So another thing. Before we get our hopes up and start introducing you to the n00bs, is this a drive-by or are you planning on sticking for a bit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted January 31, 2017 Share #26 Posted January 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Mr. Silly said: Hi bikeman! How fucked are you when they start the I-75 construction? None. I go from Trenton to Wyandotte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parodybot Posted January 31, 2017 Share #27 Posted January 31, 2017 Hey Mr. Silly! Welcome back! I have heard so much about you. Can't wait to parody some of your threads. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted January 31, 2017 Share #28 Posted January 31, 2017 You missed "The Great Adventure"......but I am sure glad you are back My latest is flooring and painting...I believe I am about to bight the bullet on about $4,000 to $5,000 in debt between flooring, installers getting my clock up and running and paying someone to paint all the doors and trim in my condo.. With the help of a friend...all but a 3 ft square piece of carpeting (under my heavy tv) has been removed...and much of the tack strip...oh and I removed wallpaper and glue too... "The Great Adventure" was way better than all this home remodel stuff.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted February 1, 2017 Share #29 Posted February 1, 2017 How did you escape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 1, 2017 Share #30 Posted February 1, 2017 During your absence, RG conducted and completed a month-long self-abuse challenge. Of course, we only have his word for it that he was successful. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 1, 2017 Share #31 Posted February 1, 2017 I'm working on trying to fuck myself. Please leave me alone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted February 1, 2017 Share #32 Posted February 1, 2017 I've been enjoying granddaughters and working on my son's house. Training for an indoor mini-triathlon and overall just enjoying retirement. I'm looking forward to twin grandsons that should be born sometime this month. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted February 1, 2017 Share #33 Posted February 1, 2017 I'm still waiting for cookies from your mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted February 1, 2017 Share #34 Posted February 1, 2017 14 hours ago, Road Runner said: During your absence, RG conducted and completed a month-long self-abuse challenge. Of course, we only have his word for it that he was successful. That's right, we don't have first hand experience of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted February 1, 2017 Share #35 Posted February 1, 2017 Just annoying snow flakes so they toughen up. My son is slowly starting to get it and become quite the sarcastic little ass hole. My daughter just gives me dumb looks, so maybe she is starting to get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladyP Posted February 1, 2017 Share #36 Posted February 1, 2017 Anything and anyone I can get away with pretty much. How you doin', cutie? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted February 1, 2017 Author Share #37 Posted February 1, 2017 21 hours ago, petitepedal said: You missed "The Great Adventure"......but I am sure glad you are back My latest is flooring and painting...I believe I am about to bight the bullet on about $4,000 to $5,000 in debt between flooring, installers getting my clock up and running and paying someone to paint all the doors and trim in my condo.. With the help of a friend...all but a 3 ft square piece of carpeting (under my heavy tv) has been removed...and much of the tack strip...oh and I removed wallpaper and glue too... "The Great Adventure" was way better than all this home remodel stuff.... Tell more more about the Great Adventure? Is there a link? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted February 1, 2017 Author Share #38 Posted February 1, 2017 5 hours ago, AirwicksHornyAunt said: Anything and anyone I can get away with pretty much. How you doin', cutie? Did you put the Santa I sent you up this year? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted February 1, 2017 Share #39 Posted February 1, 2017 12 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: Tell more more about the Great Adventure? Is there a link? It was spread out over many different threads and posts. Petite did a blog about it that is pretty good and my phone made a movie. I'll have to go to my computer to find them for you. Five of us forumites and Mike, a friend of digital photog did the Adventure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted February 1, 2017 Share #40 Posted February 1, 2017 Petite's Great Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted February 1, 2017 Share #41 Posted February 1, 2017 My phone made a movie of the Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladyP Posted February 2, 2017 Share #42 Posted February 2, 2017 17 hours ago, Mr. Silly said: Did you put the Santa I sent you up this year? Sorta. Someone gave me an inflatable "playmate" was it were and I dressed him in the Santa suit and sat on his lap and told him what a naughty girl I have been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AirwickWithCheese Posted February 2, 2017 Popular Post Share #43 Posted February 2, 2017 18 hours ago, Mr. Silly said: Did you put the Santa I sent you up this year? 49 minutes ago, AirwicksHornyAunt said: Sorta. Someone gave me an inflatable "playmate" was it were and I dressed him in the Santa suit and sat on his lap and told him what a naughty girl I have been. @Mr. Silly, This is the real Airwick. @AirwicksHornyAunt is the sick Jsharr who has really been lacking and struggling with his humor meter since you left. We did put up our melted popcorn Santa this year and every year. It's wonderful yet bittersweet since you abandoned me 3 years ago. It still hurts. I replaced you with Road Runner. He's actually quite funny and has blossomed into the forum Superstar. All things go through him now and he is the Wizard behind the curtain. @Stinky Cheese is RandomGuy, the leader Road Runner overthrew in 2015. I'm RO's godfather but RG won't speak to me anymore since I made inappropriate advances toward the soon to be XMrsRG. What did RG expect, for me to just let a golden opportunity like that to pass? @Wilbur is my best forum friend. He's somewhat sick in the head like myself. Picture a Cheese with money, responsibility, and power and you have Wilbur. Kirby and Aire are the only reasons to visit this sick forum. It took us 2 years to pry them away from the old LF, which is really sad now that RR has bannished ne back to that bordello. I hope this finds you well. Please ignore Jsharr and his sicknesses. Affectionately Yours, Cheese 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 2, 2017 Share #44 Posted February 2, 2017 Cheese wasn't banished. He deserted us. He won't be happy until he has completely destroyed SW and this two-bit forum. Trying to reason with him is like trying to have a physical relationship with a bowl of jello. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted February 2, 2017 Share #45 Posted February 2, 2017 6 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Cheese wasn't banished. He deserted us. He won't be happy until he has completely destroyed SW and this two-bit forum. Trying to reason with him is like trying to have a physical relationship with a bowl of jello. Screw you @Road Runner. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted February 2, 2017 Share #46 Posted February 2, 2017 31 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: I replaced you with Road Runner. He's actually quite funny and has blossomed into the forum Superstar. 8 minutes ago, Road Runner said: Cheese wasn't banished. He deserted us. He won't be happy until he has completely destroyed SW and this two-bit forum. Trying to reason with him is like trying to have a physical relationship with a bowl of jello. Disregard my earlier post, Mr. Silly. You can find me over at LF under ILoveLassie'sMom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 2, 2017 Share #47 Posted February 2, 2017 1 minute ago, AirwickWithCheese said: You can find me over at LF under ILoveLassie'sMom You might as well stay here and visit the P&R forum. That's all the five remaining people on LF talk about anymore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted February 2, 2017 Share #48 Posted February 2, 2017 @AirwicksHornyAunt please stop sending me this video. I'm not interested nor do I understand. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 2, 2017 Share #49 Posted February 2, 2017 10 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: ILoveLassie'sMom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted February 2, 2017 Share #50 Posted February 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: You know, it really is a struggle over there now. I started a thread about installing casement windows in the former Sans Souci Winn Dixie on Old Buncombe Road and my life was threatened. I own the building now! I will bag groceries there someday. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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