Dottleshead Posted February 5, 2020 Share #1 Posted February 5, 2020 Is it wrong for the first impulsive thought to be to want to fuck the thin, beautiful gal who just walked into the coffee shop wearing a miniskirt and over the knee leather boots? Asking for a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 5, 2020 Author Share #2 Posted February 5, 2020 She just took off in her Audi. Does that make it better or worse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted February 5, 2020 Share #3 Posted February 5, 2020 Well, it is a coffee shop. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 5, 2020 Share #4 Posted February 5, 2020 How would you your friend do this? Steal her coffee when she is not looking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Zephyr Posted February 5, 2020 Popular Post Share #5 Posted February 5, 2020 Half your age, plus 7. If you are leering at anyone younger than that, it is just creepy 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted February 5, 2020 Share #6 Posted February 5, 2020 no 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted February 5, 2020 Share #7 Posted February 5, 2020 Any girl dressed that hot is gunning for somebody, and it ain't you. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 5, 2020 Author Share #8 Posted February 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Zephyr said: Half your age, plus 7. If you are leering at anyone younger than that, it is just creepy Yeah that formula is applicable in this case. I will tell my friend he is not a perv. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted February 5, 2020 Share #9 Posted February 5, 2020 Pretty shocking post, even from you, Dot. Aren't you married? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 5, 2020 Share #10 Posted February 5, 2020 You Your friend should at the very least get her flowers or a card first. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted February 5, 2020 Share #11 Posted February 5, 2020 Just now, Dirtyhip said: Pretty shocking post, even from you, Dot. Aren't you married? its for his friend 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 5, 2020 Author Share #12 Posted February 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Dirtyhip said: Pretty shocking post, even from you, Dot. Aren't you married? Very happily! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge Posted February 5, 2020 Share #13 Posted February 5, 2020 24 minutes ago, Dottles said: first impulsive thought It's an impulse. We're glad your his first thoughts weren't to kill or kidnap! Lack of sunlight surely creates some sort of PNW madness. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge Posted February 5, 2020 Share #14 Posted February 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: its for his friend Women will never understand how our guy friends think 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted February 5, 2020 Share #15 Posted February 5, 2020 12 minutes ago, Dottles said: Yeah that formula is applicable in this case. I will tell my friend he is not a perv. I'm married, and all, but I love tall leather boots matched with miniskirts. That would have put my BP into the red zone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 5, 2020 Author Share #16 Posted February 5, 2020 Just now, late said: I'm married, and all, but I love tall leather boots matched with miniskirts. That would have put my BP into the red zone. This. I told my friend to relax. He didn't act on it and he's not dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge Posted February 5, 2020 Share #17 Posted February 5, 2020 9 minutes ago, Dottles said: This. I told my friend to relax. He didn't act on it and he's not dead. I have to say the same to all my buddies. "Take it easy" is my mantra. I need a single guy like RG around so I don't have to always offer caution over action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted February 5, 2020 Share #18 Posted February 5, 2020 No, it is not wrong, what is wrong is not at least freaking sharing a picture with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 5, 2020 Share #19 Posted February 5, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD Posted February 5, 2020 Share #20 Posted February 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Dottles said: Is it wrong for the first impulsive thought to be to want to fuck the thin, beautiful gal who just walked into the coffee shop wearing a miniskirt and over the knee leather boots? Asking for a friend. It's a natural response. Many fashions are designed to trigger hormones, just as putting a male Betta fish in an aquarium and a female Betta fish in a jar touching the aquarium. The male will begin blowing a bubble-nest that floats on the top even though all he can do is see the female. In the grad dorm at IIT, we had a Physics Ph.D. student we dubbed "Weird Willy." One day, a few of us were walking the "Magnificent Mile" on Michigan Ave. on the Near-North Side of Chicago. In front of us was a woman with fantastic legs and butt whose miniskirt was being blown by the wind from Lake Michigan to expose her panties, then hide them again, then expose them, etc. Weird Willy finally walked up to the woman and said, "Get the hell out of here! If you flash those pink panties at me one more time I'll consider it an invitation to..." and the rest of us grabbed Willy, dragged him away, then we all walked quickly away along a side street. Hormone triggering! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 5, 2020 Share #21 Posted February 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Dirtyhip said: Pretty shocking post, even from you, Dot. Aren't you married? This... disgusting And men wonder why women this of us as pigs??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted February 5, 2020 Share #22 Posted February 5, 2020 Using gonads for brains is only asking for trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 5, 2020 Author Share #23 Posted February 5, 2020 Some of you seem to have trouble distinguishing between thoughts and behavior. I think a lot of things and never act on them. Hell, I'd be in jail long ago. 11 minutes ago, Kzoo said: This... disgusting And men wonder why women this of us as pigs??? Speak Engrish please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx Posted February 5, 2020 Share #24 Posted February 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Zephyr said: Half your age, plus 7. If you are leering at anyone younger than that, it is just creepy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 5, 2020 Share #25 Posted February 5, 2020 9 minutes ago, Dottles said: Some of you seem to have trouble distinguishing between thoughts and behavior. I think a lot of things and never act on them. Hell, I'd be in jail long ago. Speak Engrish please. This = I agree with DH Disgusting = Your thread is disgusting (allow me to add - offensive, I'm sure) And men wonder why women this of us as pigs??? = And men wonder why women think of us as pigs. If you have any other issues with my use of Engrish, please document it in triplicate and then stuff all 3 copies....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted February 5, 2020 Share #26 Posted February 5, 2020 24 minutes ago, Kzoo said: This... disgusting And men wonder why women this of us as pigs??? My wife points them out to me. Women are pigs too and there isn't a damn thing wrong with that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 5, 2020 Author Share #27 Posted February 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Kzoo said: This = I agree with DH Disgusting = Your thread is disgusting (allow me to add - offensive, I'm sure) And men wonder why women this of us as pigs??? = And men wonder why women think of us as pigs. If you have any other issues with my use of Engrish, please document it in triplicate and then stuff all 3 copies....... If I were you, I would not wear those knee high leather boots with your miniskirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted February 5, 2020 Share #28 Posted February 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Dottles said: Is it wrong for the first impulsive thought to be to want to fuck the thin, beautiful gal who just walked into the coffee shop wearing a miniskirt and over the knee leather boots? Asking for a friend. As long as what goes through the mind stays in the mind, I see no harm. Physical attraction drives the mating ritual. That and don't be a Creepy Joe. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 5, 2020 Share #29 Posted February 5, 2020 3 hours ago, Dottles said: Is it wrong for the first impulsive thought to be to want to fuck the thin, beautiful gal who just walked into the coffee shop wearing a miniskirt and over the knee leather boots? Asking for a friend. Nature demands that we look, assess fertility signals, then realize that society takes all the wind out of your sails. 3 hours ago, Zephyr said: Half your age, plus 7. If you are leering at anyone younger than that, it is just creepy I can leer at all the 25 year olds I want. Your formula is only for relationships, not impulses. 3 hours ago, Dirtyhip said: Pretty shocking post, even from you, Dot. Aren't you married? Being married doesn’t matter in the least. He isn’t saying that he is going to hit on her, just that the first thought is that she is incredibly bangable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted February 5, 2020 Share #30 Posted February 5, 2020 3 hours ago, Dottles said: wearing a miniskirt and over the knee leather boots? Wo46 use to dress like this some times when we would be going out for a night on the town. But that was 30 years ago. There were more remarks from other women than men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted February 5, 2020 Share #31 Posted February 5, 2020 51 minutes ago, Kzoo said: This = I agree with DH Disgusting = Your thread is disgusting (allow me to add - offensive, I'm sure) And men wonder why women this of us as pigs??? = And men wonder why women think of us as pigs. If you have any other issues with my use of Engrish, please document it in triplicate and then stuff all 3 copies....... You pandering person, you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted February 5, 2020 Share #32 Posted February 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I can leer at all the 25 year olds I want. Your formula is only for relationships, not impulses. Just wait a few years and tell that to the 21 year old checking out your 15 year old R0. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted February 5, 2020 Share #33 Posted February 5, 2020 3 hours ago, Dirtyhip said: Aren't you married? I don't think that enters the equation when it comes to observation of beauty. If he was to act on that, different story but just having thoughts?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 5, 2020 Share #34 Posted February 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Wilbur said: I don't think that enters the equation when it comes to observation of beauty. If he was to act on that, different story but just having thoughts?? “Watch your thoughts, they become your words; watch your words, they become your actions; watch your actions, they become your habits; watch your habits, they become your character; watch your character, it becomes your destiny.” His thought have already become his words... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted February 5, 2020 Share #35 Posted February 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Kzoo said: “Watch your thoughts, they become your words; watch your words, they become your actions; watch your actions, they become your habits; watch your habits, they become your character; watch your character, it becomes your destiny.” His thought have already become his words... Pfft! Fortune cookie wisdom. So I am destined to be reading about some old Seattle codger banging a chick at a donut joint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 5, 2020 Author Share #36 Posted February 5, 2020 25 minutes ago, Kzoo said: “Watch your thoughts, they become your words; watch your words, they become your actions; watch your actions, they become your habits; watch your habits, they become your character; watch your character, it becomes your destiny.” His thought have already become his words... Oh please. You've killed me at least 18 times in your mind already, you puritanical hypocrite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted February 5, 2020 Share #37 Posted February 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, Dottles said: Oh please. You've killed me at least 18 times in your mind already, you puritanical hypocrite. So Dottie, was she bangable? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted February 5, 2020 Share #38 Posted February 5, 2020 Having thoughts is one thing. We all have them. I am certain that my husband has looked at beautiful ladies. I think the difference here is if he got on a forum to talk about how much he wants to bang her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted February 5, 2020 Share #39 Posted February 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Kzoo said: “Watch your thoughts, they become your words; watch your words, they become your actions; watch your actions, they become your habits; watch your habits, they become your character; watch your character, it becomes your destiny.” His thought have already become his words... That's a mental Habitrail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 5, 2020 Share #40 Posted February 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Wilbur said: Pfft! Fortune cookie wisdom. So I am destined to be reading about some old Seattle codger banging a chick at a donut joint? Argue with Lao Tzu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted February 5, 2020 Share #41 Posted February 5, 2020 Haven't you ever spotted a firm looking ass in tight jeans and wondered just how far a nickel would bounce off it ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 5, 2020 Share #42 Posted February 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Kzoo said: “Watch your thoughts, they become your words; watch your words, they become your actions; watch your actions, they become your habits; watch your habits, they become your character; watch your character, it becomes your destiny.” His thought have already become his words... “It is the mark of an enlightened man to be able to entertain thoughts without acting on them”. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 5, 2020 Share #43 Posted February 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Dirtyhip said: Having thoughts is one thing. We all have them. I am certain that my husband has looked at beautiful ladies. I think the difference here is if he got on a forum to talk about how much he wants to bang her. I didn’t even see her, but I want to bang her. At least conceptually, anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted February 5, 2020 Share #44 Posted February 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Further said: Haven't you ever spotted a firm looking ass in tight jeans and wondered just how far a nickel would bounce off it ? Not a nickel, no. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal Posted February 6, 2020 Share #45 Posted February 6, 2020 One of my residents...in his..late 80's said..."I am old and I am married...but I ain't dead...I can still look and admire" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 6, 2020 Share #46 Posted February 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, petitepedal said: One of my residents...in his..late 80's said..."I am old and I am married...but I ain't dead...I can still look and admire" “It doesn’t matter where you get hungry as long as you go home to eat” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL Posted February 6, 2020 Share #47 Posted February 6, 2020 9 minutes ago, Randomguy said: “It doesn’t matter where you get hungry as long as you go home to eat” If you are on a diet, you can still read the menu. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie Posted February 6, 2020 Share #48 Posted February 6, 2020 8 hours ago, petitepedal said: One of my residents...in his..late 80's said..."I am old and I am married...but I ain't dead...I can still look and admire" My old boss said he’d stop looking when they closed the lid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted February 7, 2020 Share #49 Posted February 7, 2020 On 2/5/2020 at 3:39 PM, Dirtyhip said: Having thoughts is one thing. We all have them. I am certain that my husband has looked at beautiful ladies. I think the difference here is if he got on a forum to talk about how much he wants to bang her. I hear your husband is hot, is it wrong of me my friend to want to bang him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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